lirik lagu mushy mustard - i hate mimes
[segue: sample]
ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha
[intro: sh~ggy 2 dope]
ah! oh sh~t, yo! check it out, man!
icp back in the haugh, man!
violent j, man! 2 dope, man!
wicked clowns, man! f~ck off, mimes!
[verse 1: mustard]
mecca lecca hi, mecca hiney ho
if you don’t know now, then it’s time you know
that i’m violent j, the southwest juggla
any mimes listening, no i don’t love ya
clowns hate mimes like a pet hates fleas
call a vet, please heal life’s mime disease
when i’m laying in my bed, i don’t need to count sheep
’cause i count dead mimes when i wanna fall asleep (15, 16, 17)
got two albums out, so you know we hate mimes
‘cause i said it oncе in each song, that’s twenty times
and with еach new song, we’ll always say it again
’til all six fall, then this whole thing ends
when i see a mime, i see a ho that i hate
your black and white face, you stole my paint!
i would do jumping jacks on top of thumb tacks
instead of looking at a mime, and that’s a fact! i hate mimes
[interlude: samples]
i don’t give a rat’s ass if this rap even rhymes
i just wanna tell you i f~ckin’ hate mimes
show me a mime that’s trapped in a box
but i’d rather see one that is pelted with rock (ah! ah!)
show me a mime that’s climbing a wall
to me it ain’t funny unless the mime falls (ah!)
a typical mime likes to walk down the stairs
but i’d rather see one that is clawed up by bears (ah! ah!)
[verse 2: stir]
my name’s 2 dope ‘cause i got two pockets
if i see a mime at my door i’ma lock it
‘cause i don’t welcome any mime in my home
if you looked at the name of the song you woulda known
i keep a diary, what’s inside it’s a secret
i’ll tell you right now, if you promise to keep it
you will? okay, it says “i hate mimes”
i wrote it on every page seventeen times
‘cause that’s the only thing in my head every day
if you are a mime then you better stay away
unless you really think you’d like gettin’ beat down
by a southwest juggalo wicked clown
so tell your mime buddies stay away from me
maybe you could, but a mime doesn’t speak
instead, they pretend to be trapped in a box
every mime i’ve ever seen sucks! i hate mimes
[interlude: sample]
mimes are so weird, like
they just stand there and move their hands around
and they think they’re so cool, but they’re not
mimes are not cool
i was at the store the other day, and a mime came up to me
and, like, started talking to me and all this stuff
and i was just like, “mimes aren’t supposed to talk
what is wrong with you?” i hate mimes, they’re so stupid
[chorus: samples]
i don’t give a rat’s ass if this rap even rhymes
i just wanna tell you i f~ckin’ hate mimes
ah! ah! ah! ah! ah! ah!
i just wanna tell you i f~ckin’ hate mimes
[bridge: violent j, sh~ggy 2 dope]
i’m a mime, watch me go
stewart francke b~tch ass ho
bells and chimes ring seventeen times
faceless souls act out like mimes
[verse 3: mustard & stir]
a mime is the worst type of person to meet
there’s n0body else who can even compete
we’re the insane clown posse, and there’s only one thing that you need to know about us
and that’s how much we hate mimes
[interlude: samples]
i hate mimes, and why’s that, you may ask
well, i’ll tell you why
they scare me
i mean, mimes don’t even talk, it’s so d~mn annoying
they just stand around, and all they do is
~silence~
and they give me nightmares
do mimes give you nightmares? i bet you they do
[chorus: samples]
i don’t give a rat’s ass if this rap even rhymes
i just wanna tell you i f~ckin’ hate mimes
ah! ah! ah! ah! ah! ah!
i just wanna tell you i f~ckin’ hate mimes
i don’t give a rat’s ass if this rap even rhymes
i just wanna tell you i f~ckin’ hate mimes
ah! ah! ah! ah! ah! ah!
i just wanna tell you i f~ckin’ hate mimes
ah! ah! ah! ah! ah! ah!
i just wanna tell you i f~ckin’ hate mimes
[skit: mustard, samples]
(i saw the mime)
~ring~
(with someone else this time)
h~llo? h~llo? who is it?
(he was kissing her with his mime lips)
huh ~cl!ck~
(he thought i didn’t mind)
~ring~
(hey, f~~~ you, mime)
h~llo? h~llo?
(you stupid f~~~ing mime)
~sigh~ ~cl!ck~
(i hate the mime)
stupid mimes
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