lirik lagu mr. safety - s.m.p. (get hardcore)
[intro]
s.m.p., s.m.p., s.m.p., s.m.p
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[verse 1: mr. safety, tim that f~cking guy & red]
my name is mr. safety and i’m sure you remember me
right here is tim that f~cking guy
he looks like he is sad because he has no booty in his eye
hi, my name’s tim that f~cking guy, and i’m drunk
the last p~ssy that i had really stunk
she’s starting to look like her mom with junk in the trunk
my stepdad is an assh0l~ and my brother’s a punk
mr. safety kinda looks like a goose
but i have no room to talk because i look like beetlejuice
by the way my name is red and i’m not very wise
and i am skinny as f~ck because i exercise
[verse 2: mickey d. & wilma]
hi my name is mike and i’m the f~cking neighbor
and i work at a car wash, that’s hard labor
s.m.p. guys are pretty f~cking cool
i can’t rap right now because i have to pinch a stool
i’m always acting crazy because that’s what i do
i’m mr. safety’s girlfriend wilma and i’m stupid too
i’m a fire~breathing redhead and i know how to dance
mr. safety was on fire just to get in my pants
[chorus]
s.m.p. hardcore (get hardcore)
s.m.p. hardcore (get hardcore)
s.m.p. hardcore (get hardcore)
s.m.p. hardcore (get hardcore)
[verse 3: mr. safety, tim that f~cking guy & red]
if you wanna get laid, this is what you do
light yourself on fire and act like a fool
s~x is good, s~x is great
even though i’m getting laid, i still m~st~rbate
shut up mr. safety, at least you mate
i need a chick right now, i’m sick of the wait
give me b00bies, give me a tw~t
i’ll f~ck your p~ssies right now ready or not
my hair is crazy ‘cuz my brush is lazy
i don’t care because it gets the ladies
some guys think it’s stupid, think it’s wack
it’s kinda like an afro, but i’m not black
[verse 4: mickey d. & wilma]
the s.m.p. crew makes me laugh
they named my wife black~and~a~half
my cousin david puked on the walls
then mr. safety picked it up and fed it to brawls
f~ck this sh~t, i’m tired of jacking it off
i’ma let wilma finish it off
mr. safety is wacking it again
too bad he doesn’t know i m~st~rbate more than him
[chorus]
s.m.p. hardcore (get hardcore)
s.m.p. hardcore (get hardcore)
s.m.p. hardcore (get hardcore)
s.m.p. hardcore (get hardcore)
[verse 3: mr. safety, red, tim that f~cking guy, mickey d. & wilma]
sometimes when i have to take a sh~t, i fart
if i do it by your nose don’t take it to heart
he ain’t lying, it smells like sh~t
if smoking smelled like safety’s ass, i know i would quit
i know his ass reeks and that is the truth
but mr. safety hasn’t smelled my p~~p
i bet your ass stinks like hot trash
judging by your hair you probably got a b~ttstache
before this song ends let me say something first
when girls take a sh~t, the sh~t smells worse
guys think farting is cool and neat
well guess what guys, girls can queef
[chorus]
s.m.p. hardcore (get hardcore)
s.m.p. hardcore (get hardcore)
s.m.p. hardcore (get hardcore)
s.m.p. hardcore (get hardcore)
[outro: wilma & mr. safety]
ugh, i’m so h~rny (f~ck yeah)
i wanna watch you m~st~rbate
go take a sh~t you sick f~ck!
and you wonder why i m~st~rbate
meet me in bed
okay!
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