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lirik lagu mr. safety - doggommit

[intro]
you know those words that like, you come up with
that are so f~cking stupid that everybody catches on
well, i got one

[verse 1]
i went over to my grandma’s tomb
nah, don’t worry, she’s still alive
she just smells like an old woman’s perfume
she still smokes it up so she’s sitting in her room
f~cking smoking up to some f~cking sh~t and doing shroom
so she looks over at me and she says “man, what’s up?”
f~cking, she grabs her pipe and she tells me to get a life

then she says how i need to go and get laid
‘cuz that’s what she did when she was my age back in the day
i said grandma, d~mn it, i don’t wanna hear this sh~t from you
you’re like, my grandma, and you’re like what, 62?

then i thought about what she just said, it made me wanna vomit
so then she looked and me and she said doggommit
what the h~ll you waiting for, you’re just a young buck
i’m 62 years old but i can still f~ck
so what if i talk about it, i’m old, stop discriminating
i’m doing better than you ‘cuz you’re just m~st~rbating
doggommit
[chorus]
err, and there’s the word (doggommit)
the stupidest word i’ve ever heard (doggommit)
what the f~ck does that mean? (doggommit)
i know it’s godd~mnit but it’s clean

[verse 2]
i know i used to say godd~mnit a lot
but it’s not like i meant to say d~mn you, god!
doggommit just makes no sense
but i guess it’s just a nice way to say f~ck, d~mnit, sh~t

i know i’m getting older now, but shouldn’t my mouth be cleaner?
next time i get p~ssed off, should i just say suck my wiener?
i drive my mom to work sometimes, she says i drive too fast
next time i’ll slam on the brakes and tell her to kiss my b~tt

there’s even things we can’t say just because we’re white
man, you’re my best friend, i figure you’re my black guy
the only evil thing that george bush says is bomb it
get all them motherhumpin’ terrorists, doggommit!

[chorus]
doggommit, doggommit
doggommit, doggammit
daggommit, doggommit, daggommit
doggommit, doggommit, doggommit, doggommit
doggommit, doggommit, god d~mnit! ugh
you don’t like this word and the way it sounds
get used to it, ‘cuz you’ll be saying it 5 minutes from now

[verse 3]
doggom this and doggom that
doggom dog and doggom cat
doggom person that f~cked up your hair
doggom carnies that work at the fair
to the people riding horses, doggom them too
‘cuz the doggom horses make big doggom poo
this doggom song is doggom dumb
because the doggom sh~t has gone too d~mn long

i need to say something else doggom quick
‘cuz this doggom song sucks my doggom wiener
feces! there’s another word i could say
it’s better than saying doggommit all day

holy feces! i could even say the word dump
i could scream it at the top of my lungs, no one gives a hump
what do you call a guy in a fight who likes to whine?
a doggom motherhumping pink feline, doggommit

[chorus]
aw, here we go again (doggommit)
when is this feces gonna end? (doggommit)
ugh, my brain is about to bust (doggommit)
f~ck it, man, i’m gonna cuss
[verse 4]
p~ssy sh~t cum d~ck l!ck f~ck wh0re
f~ck the people who make straws, f~ck the girl next door
f~ck the guy that plays golf, that is such a hassle
he may know how to swing but he still looks like an assh0l~

just hearing about yeast infection always makes me sick
where p~ssy bread is cooking you will never find my d~ck
i wanna get some p~ssy but i wanna hit it soft
so i guess it’s time for my white ass to f~ck off

[chorus]
doggommit, f~ck off
doggommit, f~ck off
dog f~ck dog f~ck dog f~ck, f~ck off

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