lirik lagu morphine - a head with wings
what a surpriser
open your eyes, a
woman advisor
the name of this entertainement is:
“women lose weight”
our first years of mariage everything was just great
but after two kids
and a weight gain factor
the fact is
now she’s completely unattractive
look fat chicks
i don’t mean to sound rude
i tell her nice hit the gym
and don’t eat so much food
but no
your shallow
you need to run the course of unconditionnal love and so forth
but how if desire’s is not there
that’s just delayment
divorce is, child support, alimony payments
my unhappiness, i doubt, discouraged
so hurry for an easier way out of this marriage
meanwhile my secretary june well groomed
when you gonna leave your wife
i tell her soon mommy soon i -ssume
or my destiny is blue
interestingly
the only thing left for me to do is to kill her
what a surpriser
open your eyes, a
woman advisor
i’m gonna have to kill her.
of course there’s laws which enforces divorces
send that -ss right to the morgue miss
what a surpriser
open your eyes, a
woman advisor
i’m gonna have to kill her.
of course there’s laws which enforces divorces
send that -ss right to the morgue miss
my plans against or shenanigans
kinda ran thin
knowin’ nothing about poisoning
and i can’t swim
bad intentions pumping
might as well become numb
cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone wrong
but the catch is do i have the nerve to dispatch this
who could i get to help me murder this fat chick
i guess i’ll have to play a dude robbin on wednesday
the day she usually goes food shopping
anyway, long story short hit the side of her chrysler
and sent her clean over the divider
“you b-st-rd” she said as the wreck went tumblin down the hill i thought “she has to be dead”. later on get a call (from a) lieutenant o’rourke (had me) leapin like a frog we need you at the morgue so i selfishly persue “boohoo” there was nothing else for me to do i had to kill her.
what a surpriser
open your eyes, a
woman advisor
c’mon ya’ll know i had to kill her.
of course there’s laws which enforces divorces.
send that -ss right to the morgue miss.
kill her
what a surpriser
open your eyes, a
woman advisor
i had to kill her.
of course there’s laws which enforces divorces.
send that -ss right to the morgue miss.
so you mean to tell me officer you don’t have no clue who did this h-t and run no sir we don’t have no clues right now. this is terrible what am i gonna tell the kids? pull yourself together sir i’m so broken up inside i just can’t believe this i understand, i understand catch the person who did this we’re gonna try sir please
screamin “who done took my heart” acting shakin up a lot
at the funeral though everyone was lookin at me odd like i did it like i was the reason my mates slain murmuring “i heard he was displeased with her weight gain” while my secretary sort of a s-xy blonde can’t cook all she does is order from restaurants all of the s-x you want i doubt could adress, clothes not washed proper and house look a mess and talkin to detectives that was waitin outside how i took a long lunch break day the wife died i darn near turned pale and because of betrayal they indicted me, and gave me an impossible bail good fortune to anyone admiring the rawtent moral of the story is desire is important so watch your weight it’ll keep you mate smitten it’s a given though looking back i realised i didn’t have to kill her.
what a surpriser
open your eyes, a
woman advisor
i didn’t have to kill her.
of course there’s laws which enforces divorces.
send that -ss right to the morgue miss.
i killed her
what a surpriser
open your eyes, a
woman advisor
i didn’t have to kill her.
of course there’s laws which enforces divorces
send that -ss right to the morgue miss.
well, there you have it
keep thin trim
keep your marriage healthy
do you know what i mean?
small message from morcheeba
and slick rick the ruler.
peace
Lirik lagu lainnya:
- lirik lagu cliks - emily
- lirik lagu john lee hooker - high priced woman
- lirik lagu ryan keen - focus
- lirik lagu morphine - slow numbers
- lirik lagu cloud cult - lightning girl
- lirik lagu monster magnet - black celebration
- lirik lagu morcheeba - col
- lirik lagu clinton fearon - richman poorman
- lirik lagu montell jordan - make up sex
- lirik lagu clientele - harvest time