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lirik lagu morose sandwich & cobblestone - pies & poretti (version 1)

[intro: emily want & cobblestone]
i’m not happy with you guys making a new rap song because now i’m just, um, you know, trying to have some quality time with my boyfriend and he’s just
cobble! i go whack on the mic!
bunny ears on because that’s what i like!
step to the left then a step to the~ (oh my god)

[chorus: cobblestone & morose sandwich]
make you say wowzers, this beat so clean
getting louder off this f~cking green
take your trousers off at afc marine (mighty marines)
pies and poretti, pies and poretti
make you say garumba, this beat so dirty
yeah i’m with your mumma, she gets so flirty
marine was a bummer, 0~0’s the worst~y
pints of poretti, pints of poretti

[verse 1: cobblestone]
cobble, i go wack on the mic
bunny ears on cause that’s what i like (yeah)
step to the left then a step to the right
mics illuminated cause i set it alight (chyeah)
sandwich and burner on a track so just blast it
they say don’t put all your eggs in one basket
but i’m the easter bunny and i’m causing a racket
what’s that white stain on the back of your jacket (doubles)
you said that it’s mayo but you look suspicious (huh)
call you nemo ‘cause you sleep with the fishes
only f~ck with the beezers, no wack ass b~tches
you can’t notate these bad ass pitches
quantity over quality, it’s rags to riches (riches)
cobblestone gonna leave you in stitches
and i need a really big sh~t (a really f~cking big one)
im in timbuktu where the f~ck are you?
kempy, that’s what they call me
i go round and round like a menstrual cycle (i wanna watch you bleed)
spit so hard you can call me michael (s~x)
study these lyrics like the f~cking bible (lord and saviour)
you’ll need nyquil just to put this beat to rest
don’t ask, don’t get, she’s the last event
pb be the best, we go east to west
rap from the chest like a f~cking breast (tits)
who’s the s~xy motherf~cker over there
with the long blonde hair
standing only in his underwear
yeah that’s me, oli k~e~m~p
rapping on a beat made by burner (bunsen)
girl at the office job yeah i think i like her
think there might be relations with co~worker
plot twist thats your mum
i’m the skinny man from your mothers work
and you don’t know if we slept together
but you look f~cking familiar
[chorus: cobblestone & morose sandwich]
make you say wowzers, this beat so clean
getting louder off this f~cking green
take your trousers off at afc marine (mighty marines)
pies and poretti, pies and poretti
make you say garumba, this beat so dirty
yeah i’m with your mumma, she gets so flirty
marine was a bummer, 0~0’s the worst~y
pints of poretti, pints of poretti

[verse 2: jizzy p]
yeah i play the oboe so all the hoes know
joseph p~son is f~cking loco
if you’re not with me then you’ll get fomo
this instrument made me a h0m~
if you spread you can be a man
and if you like men i don’t give a d~mn
i’m an ally, they call me steely dan
and your boyfriend told me he’s my biggest fan

[verse 3: morose sandwich]
yeah i’m at the station tryna write my bars
last night i was playing the pink bass, i was in zanzibar
got the swung flow, i’m here with bifta in the train car
superstar, last weekend we were in the gay bar
i’m not with liz truss, i distrust, but i trust the bifta
talking about jake leeks, he’s a buena vista
don’t you talk about me, imma make you give up
bowser and his wife chatting bout me imma diss ya
plastic people, need a brain surgery, not a nip tuck
and i’ll be a plastic person one day with my tits up
choosing pringles blindly, man i’m going for some crisp luck
yeat you out, shoot you with a drake, i don’t give a f~ck
icing out my neck, so you know you’re gonna slip up
icing on the cake, b~tch i’m the cherry on top
had a bad trip last week, playboi carti k pop
at the football, tits out like it’s motherf~cking baywatch
b~tch i’m a volcano cause i always f~cking stay hot
20 bars, slagfest! style, emily want, j trot
i just wanna burn a baby cat, i’m on a jake watch
bet she supports rangers, i see her i’m on a hate watch
[chorus: cobblestone & morose sandwich]
make you say wowzers, this beat so clean
getting louder off this f~cking green
take your trousers off at afc marine
pies and poretti, pies and poretti
make you say garumba, this beat so dirty
yeah i’m with your mumma, she gets so flirty
marine was a bummer, 0~0’s the worst~y
pints of poretti, pints of poretti

[verse 4: pb garage]
oh boy should i? will i? can i? spanner
yeah i’m back from baghdad
attach me to your back like a patchy bum bag
hurtful online when i had too much bag
i am taking you down just like a sandbag
stop those last lines and go and take a drag
i’m giving her a rough morning like a jet lag
says i’m gentle on the mind don’t mean to billy brag
i’m giving her a rough morning like a jet lag
says i’m gentle on the mind don’t mean to bully brag
shock you to life just like frankenstein

[interlude: pb garage & cobblestone]
i give up!
don’t worry man, i got you
[verse 5: cobblestone]
bristol bender, yeah we’re back in clav
all bite, no bark, remove you like a scab
ammo’s come out, face me like you got hands
not a violent man but we’ll do what i can
i’ll intimidate you like a saucepan
went marine fc for the bloodshed
then i took renshaw to my bed
we enjoyed a pie that was better than head
asked the man why i started seeing red
southport broke in and then they stole my chap
i looked them in the eyes and said what the cr~p

[chorus: cobblestone & morose sandwich]
make you say wowzers, this beat so clean
getting louder off this f~cking green
take your trousers off at afc marine
pies and poretti, pies and poretti
make you say garumba, this beat so dirty
yeah i’m with your mumma, she gets so flirty
marine was a bummer, 0~0’s the worst~y
pints of poretti, pints of poretti

[verse 6: bunsen burner]
i wanna turn this on like an aphrodisiac
i’ve got so much bread i’m f~cking ill like i’m a celiac
mornington crescent turned me into an amnesiac
making me forget my bars, man this sh~t is really whack
went to see marine like nigeria in ‘49
travelled back to crown in my room to spit a naughty rhyme
chilling with aliya like i’m about to hear a porky pie
that’s not her real name but that’s what i call her all the time
went to crosby beach, had some beers up in the rain
then we left and went to town to watch the mariners again
yeah the game was underwhelming then we hopped up on the train
catching patchy on the bag, yeah she loving the cocaine
you could search across the globe and you would never find a badder man
paper chaser with the status, coming like i’m badadan
got a cutie from barcelona, yeah she a catalan
y todos las mujeres guapas quieren ir a claverham

[outro: djbs]
ben southwell
ben, ben southwell
scabby toad (toad, toad, toad, toad…)

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