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lirik lagu monzy - so fucking pimp

yo, cb, i was just thinking. what was that? i was thinking about how amazingly, incontrovertibly, irrepressibly pimp i am. no doubt, no doubt, monzi. but yo, how pimp are you, dog? how pimp are you?

[monzy]
yo, i’m so pimp, it should be a crime
my site’s been flash dotted four separate times. i can factor numbers into their constituent primes. oh, and did i mention that i spit the dopest rhymes? my cotton sheets are 300 thread count. i got overdraft protection on my checking account
i got dual flat panel 19~inch screens. i got slim fit, boot~cut, levi’s jeans. i can solve a rubik’s cube in 90 seconds flat. i know all the fatalities in mortal kombat. scored a 1590 on the sat. i got a master’s degree from mit
i got office season 3 on dvd. and that’s why i’m a motherf~cking pimp. (i’m pimp)
i code in java, wisp, c, and pearl (so pimp) one time i swear i even saw a naked girl. (i’m pimp)
i wear boxer briefs from fruit of the loom (so pimp)
there’s a fooseball table in my living room. i’m top of the line, first in the class. leader of the pack, number one brass. it’s platonic truth. i’m like an ideal gas. pretty as a picture and smooth as glass
i’m fast as lightning, strong as an ox. fit as a fiddle and sly as a fox. cool as a cucumber, in fact, i’m ice cold. i’m fine as wine, i’m good as gold. i’m the best there is, son, second to none. cream of the crop can’t be outdone
i’m sharp as a tack, bright as the sun. i’m sweeter than sugar and twice as fun. i’m tough as nails, hard as a rock. tip of the top, the c~ck of the walk. you know that i’m honest as the day is long
and i’m so f~cking pimp i had to write this song. (i’m pimp) my hmos copay is only 10 bucks. (so pimp) the motherboards a asus 5 deluxe. (i’m pimp) i got a quad band walkman phone. (so pimp )and you know i got a badass ringtone. i’m the head honcho, the daddy mac
i’m the numero uno, the leader of the pack. i’m the big kahuna, the top of the stack. yo, if this were france, i’d be jacques chirac. if i were a perfume, i would be chanel. if i were a prize, i would be the n0bel
if i were a hotel, i would be the plaza. if i were an espresso, i would be la vazza. if i were a number, i would be complex. if i were a watch, i would be rolex. if i were greek, they would call me zeus
if i were a vodka, i would be grey goose. if i were a primate, i would be a chimp. which is just a way of saying that i’m so f~cking pimp. (i’m pimp) were i a play mode? i would be shuffled. (so pimp) were i a fungus? i would be a truffle. (i’m pimp)
a composer, i would be bach (so pimp) a bag, i’d be a ziploc
you know, one of those really nice ones with the little bar that changes color when you move the red slider thing across. oh yeah, those are pretty sweet
those are really nice. dude, humans are also primates, you know

- lirik lagu monzy

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