lirik lagu moneyshot cosmonauts - if i could be weird al
[robert lund]
i wanna be al yankovic
so freakin’ bad
with white and nerdy fans i never had
like oprah i would start my own
“al” magazine
with bundy, sharpton, qaida, gore, and green
oh, every time i hear a song
my brain regurgitates it wrong, yeah
so all the words i sing along
are abnor~mal!
i’d be every fangirl’s pal
if i could be weird al
[shoebox]
yeah, i’d be crashin’ alapalooza
in my belvedere cruiza
rockin’ polka medleys of
john phillip sousa
[tv’s kyle]
i’d be an amish celebrity
losing on jeopardy
with shirts like nick nolte
and hair that’s def leppardy
[tom smith]
i’d pimp the grapefruit diet
go on ebay to buy it
i’m no jerry springer
but in france i’m a riot
[carrie dahlby]
i love rocky road, i’ll
get kinky with yoda
gotta boogie like the biggest ball of
spam in minnesota
[seamonkey]
i’d make my roaches wear slippers
fall in love with the skipper
or an anorexic codependent
bingo addict stripper
[jared ringold]
i hear al wants a new duck
that will teach him to swim
i guess it really must suck
to be a rock star like him
[chorus: robert lund, ~devo spice~, ~~spaff.com~~, ~~~luke ski~~~
i never think a song is done
~(the toast is done, the toast is done)~
until you add accordion
~~(’cause i perform this way, baby!)~
i pray for one more naked gun
~~~(me and oj)~
’til ~(yeah)~ then ~(yeah)~ i ~(yeah)~ shall
sing about my root c~n~l
~~~(drill me!)~~~
when i become weird al
[luke ski]
duh~duh~duh~dare to be stupid
duh~dare to be stupid
[jesse smith]
i’ll be the quirkiest! the smirkiest!
my turkey neck’s the turkey~est
of all the albuquerque songs
i’ll write the albuquerque~est
[dr. milo t. pinkerton iii]
i’ll kick some pancreass
in this dog~eat~dog business
with my billionaire bikini
supermodel astrophysicist
[spaff.com, ~bill dant~]
i’m pretty fly for a reverend
in bolognaphile heaven
making albums in 3~d
~which, cubed, is 27~
[steve goodie]
i’m buyin’ me a cuisinart
on craigslist they’re on sale tonight
i’ll be the king of waffles, king of suede
and king of cellulite
[isnane ian]
i would tell your iguana
it smells like madonna
but right now nirvana
and i just don’t wanna
[jeff reuben, ~dr. demento~]
and if money won’t buy happiness
i’ll just go and rent it
so listen up, you weasel stompers
~stay demented!~
[chorus: robert lund, ~luke ski~, ~~devo spice~~]
i wanna be al yankovic
so fetchin’ bad
~(even worse)~
i promise i’ll be mellow when i’m dead
~~(like a car battery)~~
i wanna do the today show on
all al~tv
~~(on uhf)~~
with roker and capone and al~i g
~(h~o~d~a hoda! what up!)~
they say i’m close but no cigars
~(you’re pitiful)~
to radioactive cnr’s
~(chuck. norris. revisited.)~
from a planet near bruno mars
~(freddie mercury?)~
i’d ~~(yeah)~~ puke ~~(yeah)~~ cris~ ~~(yeah)~~ ~tals
and i’d be harvey the wonder hamster’s pal
if i could be weird al
[devo spice]
stuh~stuh~stuh~stuck in the drive~through
wuh~with vanna white, dude
[robert lund, ~devo spice~, ~~luke ski~~]
i wanna be al yankovic
~(me too)~
~~(me three.)~
so stinkin’ bad
[outro: “weird al” yankovic]
oh, i wish i could be weird al too
oh wait, i am weird al! hah! cool!
hahah! oh, oh
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