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lirik lagu millicow - sillycow pt. 2: outcast

[verse 1]
if i become well known, a lot of people just won’t get
my talk of the mind and soul as if i have some kind of gnosis
but i know this, none of you p~ss sippers can diagnose psychosis
no, the only disorder i have is pseudomedicosis
that’s when you’re convinced you’re a doctor, but you’re not though
dr millicow is very concerned i’ll not turn out a strong soul
i got told that recovering from this is all but impossible
if you want to know more about this condition, my office is open

tell me how you’re feeling and i’ll recommend a drug
i’ll takе that cash for you, i’ll even set you up with a plug
thеre’s this new one for people who have addictive spending habits
with a 56% guarantee of satisfaction
the other ones complained that they were running out of money
so we made a drug for that, yeah it’s really kinda funny
pop to wake up, to fall asleep, or be hungry
we’re master engineers puppeteering you dummies

[verse 2]
i scr~ped all the wax out of my ear and saved it in a bag for years
told them it was dabs, sold em at forty a gram like a racketeer
i’m as bad a dealer as hunson abadeer is a dad in the nightosphere
you can catch me here, chuggin vats of beer til my bladder is rad as billy madison
here’s the deal, ain’t n0body be crashing here, yeah that really has to be clear
i’ve had a bad experience in the past man, back in the frat
i’d be standing, making a pan of bacon naked and blazing at half past 3 am
they said i am satan, what a crazy statement to make about me
it takes too much patience for me to cope with the daily shouting
when i refuse to put on any clothes at all after taking showers
then eat too much taco salad, so i start farting and painting couches
brown as cow leather, staying around me is a major challenge
every day i sharpen my nails into razor talons
they have a way of stabbing the milk jug, man i’ve wasted gallons
i’ll pay a talented maid to clean the day that i make a mil
but i’ve got eighty seven cents to my name now, so stay out my dang house

i’d rather be alone so no people need to see me proudly
walking through my house fly down, swinging my pee pee around
cause you know us men; we were made to be free
i’m declaring independence of my hairy indecency
i could scare biggus d~ckus himself with my three feet
so big indeed i literally have three feet
and i need to keep the beast coiled neatly so it doesn’t take sneaky peeks
out of my jeans and try to meet with the concrete
get attacked by stray cats that think it’s some kind of odd snake
made that mistake a long ass time ago, so that’s why i got two god dang pee holes
one in the bowl and the other on the wall of shame
it’s not that i cannot aim, i just stand when i pee cause i’m not g~y

[chorus]
sillycow shall outlast thousands of outcasts
once found pr~nounced dead, but denounced that and bounced back
out of traps and now i laugh, having a profound blast
i’m all about that loud ass crowd, shoutout cow fans
[verse 3]
i’ll do whatever it takes to cheat the current system
you shouldn’t have crossed my path so don’t blame me cause you’re a victim
man i’m sick of all these b~tchy pr~cks that freak and get vicious
when they see me by the sink taking a leak in the dishes
at least i keep it inconspicuous, no need to clean up when i’m p~ssing
it caused a monstrous hissy fit when i dissolved the wall with it
my body liquids are hot, cause i’m a caustic urologist
and the alchemical shift opened up a dark abyss
be constantly cautious not to let your dog l!ck the wall, it’s toxic mold of such darkness, anish kapoor would want it

it was an accident, that’s all it is, won’t happen again so please calm down
we all slip up sometimes like forgetting to put the seat back down
like gouging out your eyes so you can see all around
or waffle stomping after dropping a chocolate hot dog in the shower
flying a rocket to the moon and now your weenie is brown
with a loudly cursing wife shouting “sleep on the couch!”
like a shower curtain wipe when the tp runs out
we’ve all done it once or twice, ain’t no need for a frown

i think being locked out of the house and getting evicted
is an overreaction, d~mn these people are freaking wicked
gonna kick me to the curb to live and sleep in a tent with
the tweaker creeping outside and being freaking suspicious?!
he caused a scene when you didn’t feed him with a piece of your chicken
started screaming at the neighbors shrieking “she is gonna listen!”
you can’t leave me outside, you can’t leave me here with him!
he thinks i mean to k!ll him, he might even be schizophrenic
“man, listen, i ain’t tryna interfere with your business”
that’s what i tried to tell him but no, he’s too insane, man
if you keep being weird, i got a sinking sensation about this
sneaking temptation to steal the search engine
out of your car, you can call it eyefind
it would help if you could tell me where i left my right mind
was it the time i tried a bite of a pod of tide and kinda died?
or when i huffed a bunch of gas, ate both navy beans and black
then taped a torch beneath my ass to go faster on my bike?
what the f~ck?

[verse 4]
well, it wasn’t only that, i ate a cold chalupa wrap
i know it tasted like cr~p with black mold on both halves
but they sold it to me for half off, that was a deal i couldn’t pass up
having a fuzzy trail snack, then everything suddenly went black
so i don’t know how i crashed and later woke up in the back
of a van with that crackhead and his lubed up baseball bat!
but i had no pants, so his advance, ha, that was over in a flash
i told you i have good aim, now he’s blind as an eyeless bat

you think i’m a freaking game? if you tryna get knocked here, play
i don’t carry pepper spray, only one binocular snake that came
to break the gates of h~ll because it’s way too f~cking cold
you know, the day i meet the weather man, i’m going to explode with rage
you should be fired and k!lled with the heat you’ve stolen
and then buried under a couple hundred feet of snow
cause when i walk around outside i’d like to keep my toe and all my fingers attached
and take a leak any moment
but before it hits the ground, my f~cking pee is frozen
and i’m tired of seeing extremities shrink to a nib
what, did you leave the walk in freezer open?
did you forget to turn on the heater again? f~ck!

i’ma snap like the waistband on a cheap swim diaper
drinking hydrogen peroxide til i’m clean inside and hyper
did i tell you that i once died from eating spiders?
but i couldn’t stay in h~ll or heaven, yeah they needed me right here
on earth, far away from glorious perfection
god knows given the chance i’d get bored and i’d wreck it
they’d be even more upset than al gore with his message
but i’m luckier with my charm, yes it’s so much more impressive

i’m super cereal, guys! i’m the warlord forcing more warmth
turn on the blowers in your four door, it’s about to feel like mordor
this ain’t even a quarter of the horror i have in store for the whole world
say goodbye to the cold war, i’ll be reborn in the folklore
as the most horrid, abhorred form to have ever touched the thermostat
in the corridor, with a shure sm58 to record the words i have
i think of more and i go for it, opening doors to my purpose fast
i was born to curse and force on the world the facts, like that the earth is flat

f~ck everybody that’s into carbon offset
i’ll offset the order of your dna, yeah, watch this, gonna
kick you in the nads, get you p~ssing in your pants
make you sink onto the street where you seize up and you shriek
my bars hit so hard that i’m as large as a star and now
you’re earning your urn, you deserve the burn below your ass
with a loud noisy blast, spit out a cloud of poison gas
i’m about to destroy the last of my doubters, going down fast

[outro]
i think it’s worse than bad
it’s the absurdest rap i’ve heard since galileo and copernicus
dropped their first diss tracks, back when the earth lacked curves
and it was a surface flat as your girlfriend’s ass

- lirik lagu millicow

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