lirik lagu mikey bustos - f-i-l-i-p-i-n-o | parody of "no" by meghan trainor
[intro]
mikey: it’s just really good to finally meet you — finally!
you know, you look… you look just like your picture. super cute
laughter
girl: thank you
mikey: so, what are you?
chinese?
j~panese?
mexican
indonesian
egyptian
i know! you’re indian
[verse 1]
i think it’s so cute
and kind of flattering
how you’re trying to guess what race i am
and kind of struggling
no, i am not hybrid
i’m 100%
[refrain]
f to the i~l~i~p~i~n~o
[chorus]
i’m filipino
i’m not latino
i’m not chinese, no
i’m not from mexico
i’m not from tokyo
i’m filipino
[refrain]
f to the i~l~i~p~i~n~o
[verse 2]
goatee i can’t grow
i never look old
i speak tagalog
just look at my nose
if it’s broad, you know i’m filipino
f to the i~l~i~p~i~n~o
first i gotta say, just look at my name
“mikey bustos” may sound spanish
but there’s many clues that indicate to you
i’m a filipino, look at my dish
there is so much rice
look into my eyes
you will noticе a slanted eye slopе
here’s a pinoy tip:
i point with my lips
this is why i’m a filipino
[pre~chorus]
if you can’t tell the difference
just get your asian friends
take them to karaoke
and the ones that don’t stop singing…
[chorus]
are filipino
our skin is coco
we dance with bamboo
eat halo~halo
i’m macho, no
f to the i~l~i~p~i~n~o
i’m filipino
i eat adobo
i use a tabo
i’m filipino
i’m filipino
f to the i~l~i~p~i~n~o
[verse 3]
you must understand
i eat with my hands
you must grab the rice and pack the meat
when you enter my house
be shy like a mouse
remove your sapatos, the floor’s clean
go bless to my mom
try to stay calm
she will try to scare you, but just know
if you say “po”
she will know you’re cool
‘cuz you’re just like a filipino
[pre~chorus]
if you can’t tell the difference
gather all your asian friends
ask them what this is and if they know it’s decoration…
[chorus]
they’re filipino
i bless to lolo
for respect, you know
i’m filipino
i’m filipino
f to the i~l~i~p~i~n~o
my handwriting’s whoa!
a brainer in school
the last piece is no
and if i need to, i pull off “ghetto”
i’m filipino
f to the i~l~i~p~i~n~o
[bridge]
i use tabo, i use tabo
i use tabo, i use tabo
i use tabo, i use tabo
f to the i~l~i~p~i~n~o
i kuyakoy, i kuyakoy
i close~open, i close~open
beautiful eyes, beautiful eyes
“beautiful eyes!”
[pre~chorus]
if you can’t tell the difference
here is the best test for it:
just do this, and if they look at you, then it’s no question
(psst!)
[chorus]
they’re filipino
they’re filipino
they’re filipino
we’re filipino
we’re filipino
i’m filipino
f to the i~l~i~p~i~n~o
[verse 4]
we’re born musical
i made the finals canadian idol
i play basketball
hockey? terrible
i’m filipino
f to the i~l~i~p~i~n~o
(i’m filipino!)
offer some food to santo niño
duwende, also
i’m filipino
i’m filipino
i’m filipino (i’m filipino!)
i’m filipino
f to the i~l~i~p~i~n~o
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