lirik lagu mike hart - christmas
moet et chandon
man:
i say, old man
frightfully sorry and all that but, uh
could you lend me thirty~five pounds
for a case of moet et chandon?
old man:
uh, oh i’m sorry, governor
but i don’t appear to have it ready
uh, will you take a check?
man:
do you have a banker’s card?
xmas song
well christmas comes but once a year
and when it comes, it brings a lear
give the turkey another rocket
hate your relations and empty your pocket
and if you think that i’m joking
please look at the people
they’re running in fear
please open your eyеs
well you know i’m not joking
please forgеt the steeple
the people are people
“no more people” i sighed
well h~llo, sir, h~llo, sir
well how about that?
pleased to drop an h~bomb
on the old man’s hat
and if you haven’t got an h~bomb
then a palm bomb will do
and if you haven’t a palm bomb
then we’ll blast you one
you think that i’m joking
please look at the leeches
they’re reaping your water
from creative demand
and if you think i’m not joking
then please help the people
yes, man, it is possible
within your command
well god rest you, merry gentlemen
let nothing you dismay
lock your doors, drink your scot
then look the other way
give the happy vicar a half~crown tip
and if he asks for more
then give him a fat lip
and if you think that i’m joking
please open your minds
santa is coming
but he’s a bomber in disguise
he’s coming to give you
a real christmas gift
the chance to experience
a remarkable lift
well the ghost of christmas past
tells the ghost of christmas present
“i’ve seen all this before, you know
there’s really nothing in it”
but the ghost of christmas future
tells the ghost of christmas past
“it’s awful dark over here”
dracula
dracula:
welcome to my house
come in peace, go in safely
and leave something to the happiness you bring
man:
count dracula?
dracula:
i am dracula
man:
do you do teas?
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