
lirik lagu michael shelton (first citizen michael) - hamilton vs. odysseus rap battle
[announcer]
epic rap battles of musicals!
alexander hamilton!
versus!
odysseussssss!!!!
[hamilton]
my name is alexander hamilton
beating a king? i’ll handle it!
not the first time i whooped an island
full of dumbass sassy men!
first secretary of treasury
do you want an epic?
cause i’ll put that in a pamphlet too
you know exactly where you can send it!
you bring a bow to a gun fight?
bout to get your ass dropped
cause trust me when i say
“i’m not throwing away my shot!”
let’s see what this bullet does against
your 600 strikes
i have the whole of ithaca
telling the story of tonight!
[odysseus]
oh, that’s cute
hey hamilton
since you like spilling truths
exactly how much mud did you l!ck
off of washington’s boots?
you see, i’m a real general
you’re just dressed up in cosplay
with your fancy b~ttons and colours
you couldn’t best me on an off~day
you’re so obnoxious, so ambitious
so out of touch with the mission
you flipped the world upside~down
but then became your own villain?
so self~sabotaging
i know your fate wasn’t
what you envisioned
but you had a choice to
leave your family behind jackass
i didn’t
dueling was optional you egomaniac
could of retreated!
maybe if you talked less
you could of avoided being deleted!
but you couldn’t help but run that
fat mouth beyond what was needed!
i’ve cheated death from a god!
homie, you just cheated…
[hamilton]
i’ll admit i was unfaithful
i am who i am
but at the end of the day
i’m just a man!
i don’t wanna hear it from the guy who
lost the entirety of his crew!
they were screaming
“captain what the h~ll are we gonna do?”
but you froze, you chose
you cued death from zeus
what kind of pathetic general sacrifices
all of his troops?
i was ready to die for a nation
that hadn’t yet been produced
to leave behind a free land
for my son to pursue!
this is the eye of the hurricane
things are getting gnarly
self~made man i fore father you harshly
you think you’re a king, mr. empty throne?
hardly!
not your arrows, your horses
torches, open arms can harm me!
strategic war mind, no assist from the divine
i’ll be plotting your demise like i’m running out of time
so i’ll see you on the other side
this is how i say goodbye
at least i got to see my own mom
before she died!
[odysseus]
have i learned nothing from my past?
surely!
you’re nothing but a pig. i can confirm that with circe
i’ve been through my storms, so your little hurricanes won’t hurt me
now your’re bout to see how ruthlessness can be mercy
alright. horse effigy, gifted to the enemy
waited very steadily, popped out very menacing
chaos all ahead of me, made the trojans scared of me
zeus gave me a vision, made that infant into a memory
i’m a warrior of the mind, can’t f~~~ with me mentally
i speak to the divine. you just bicker about your legacy
i made the cyclops blind, stripped the sirens from their melodies
piled up bodies in my palace for penelope
all i hear are screams. i no longer dream
nightmares every night. you don’t know what that means
you arrogant, slimy, conniving, pompous hack
let me get this straight, you were sent home from war but chose to go back?
you’re the worst father. you gave phillip those lethal tools
that ended his young life over some stupid, pointless duel
while i fought along my son and we slayed a house of fools
b~~~~, i’m f~~~~~~ legendary, you’re just a glory starved ghoul
you whine about hurricanes. i’ve seen zeus’s thunder
there was no f~~~~~~ current poseidon could keep me under
so f~~~ you hamilton and your dead w~~~~ of a mother
i’ve waited 20 years. you couldn’t wait a d~mn summer
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