lirik lagu mayor breslin (obscurest vinyl) - santa's magical mail machine
[reyna]
hi, yuh
yuh, it’s me, reyna
i’m santa’s special helper
uh, it’s my job to collect all the letters, uh, that the kids wrote for santa
and take them up to the north pole
but this bag is so freakin’ heavy that i can’t…
[reyna and elf george]
whoa
all right, yeah!
never fear, reyna!
i’ve got santa’s magic mail machine right here
freakin’ scared me
yeah, i am an elf
nah, nah, nah, you’re sick in the head
what?
you’re sick
no i’m not! i—
how does it work?
pay attention! all you gotta do is put the letters right here
and then you pull this lever
and then, most importantly, you ring the bell
and then a reindeer will come from the sky, grab the letters, and take them to santa claus, i swear to god
wow, this thing does all the letters?
every single letter, rachel
now, we just, we just gotta wait
just believe in the spirit of christmas
where is it? i don’t hear nothin’
i see the reindeer! i see it
this is demented
it’s comin’ a lot lower than i remember, jesus!
f~ckin’ christmas cookie!
[crashing sound]
oh my god!
this is freakin’ nuts!
hey, you’re steppin’ on my throat, you’re gonna k!ll me!
oh
what do i do?
rachel
grab my gun and shoot it in the head, now!
ok
ahh, not me, rachel!
my f~ckin’ head is ruined! why did you shoot me?
i don’t know, i know if i shot the reindeer, the letters wouldn’t even get to santa
i mean, what the frick was…
[announcer and elf george]
the jingle bulb spirit continues to the gumdrop heavens
now, as we keep it here
if i am still alive
please, somebody k!ll me!
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