lirik lagu mayogargler - rub1out
(aziz ansari)
i jerk off in the shower on occasion
if you’re showering with the bucket method
you can’t jerk off in the shower
uh, that silence is way too terrifying
even people that jerk off in the shower here
no one turns the shower off and goes in the corner like this–
dat-dat-dat-dat-dat…
no, that’s some serial k!ller sh-t
(verse 1)
they try to shut me down like lemon tree
my grandma just choked on a bag of sprees
just flew on westjet and ran up all the fees
with all my bros like ld you know i squeez
frequently hoppin on watchpeopledie
i p-ssed confirmation i didn’t even try
put deez kikes on a kite i’m watchin em fly
just blew chunks all on sir braun broosters thigh
(aziz ansari)
oh, so sorry, that noise i made, dat-dat-dat…
that’s not the noise it makes when a dude jerks off
um… if some guy comes up to you and starts jerking off
and he goes, dat-dat-dat…
look out
that’s a robot from the future that’s been sent back in time to jizz
in your face
(verse 2)
just copped soffitas no queso
my cat do whatever i say so
george bush better stay low
from my chest p-b-s to my ball fro
just threw away some fresh nikes
burned them in gas like n-z-s
fell flat on my face mike tyson
swallowing anytizer nuggets from tyson
(aziz ansari)
in the corner like this–
dat-dat-dat-dat-dat
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