lirik lagu mary crowell - 'm' is for magic missile
ask any little wizard
(they’ll tell you for a fee)
you have to learn your magic
know your spells from ‘a’ to ’z’
there are spells that cause destruction
spells that make them dance
spells that make them blind or deaf
or better at romance
[chorus]
‘m’ is for magic missile
you’ll cast it ’til they put you in your grave
it hurts them just a bit
but you never roll to hit
and your victims do not ever get a save
‘a’ is antimagic field and
‘b’ for bigby’s hands
‘c’ will charm a person, so
you’ll be in high demand
‘d’ for domination or it’s
death just point a finger
‘e’ is enervation
hope that level loss will linger, but
[chorus]
‘m’ is for magic missile
you’ll cast it ’til they put you in your grave
it hurts them just a bit
but you never roll to hit
and your victims do not ever get a save
‘f’ for feather fall and
feeblemind, false life, false vision
fireball makes me happy too
a difficult decision
‘g’s got gate and glitterdust
‘h’ is haste and hold
heroism makes my brawny
meatshields big and bold
‘i’ for invisibility
cast on the rogue that you can’t see!
[chorus]
‘m’ is for magic missile
you’ll cast it ’til they put you in your grave
it hurts them just a bit
but you never roll to hit
and your victims do not ever get a save
‘j’ for jump is jumping;
‘k’ for keen edge, really keen;
‘l’ for legend lore, let’s see
what secrets can we glean?
‘m’ is for my favorite spells
mage armor, magic jar
‘n’s for nondetection so they
won’t know where you are
but don’t forget
the best one yet
[chorus]
‘m’ is for magic missile
you’ll cast it ’til they put you in your grave
it hurts them just a bit
but you never roll to hit
and your victims do not ever get a save
otto’s irresistible dance
never even gives them a chance to save
phantasmal k!ller puts them
in the grave
wizard spells never start with ‘q’
but, quicken is an awesome
feat for you
(’cause you can quicken)
[chorus]
‘m’ is for magic missile
you’ll cast it ’til they put you in your grave
it hurts them just a bit
but you never roll to hit
and your victims do not ever get a save
‘r’ will give you rary’s
‘s’ will give you slow
‘t’ will give your teleport
where do you want to go?
‘u’ spells all begin with “un”
vampiric touch is ‘v’
‘w’s wish and wall of fire
and then we go to ‘z’
so tell me
why are there no spells
that start with ‘y’? or ‘x’?
still . .
[chorus]
‘m’ is for magic missile
you’ll cast it ’til they put you in your grave
it hurts them just a bit
but you never roll to hit
and your victims do not ever get a save
[chorus]
‘m’ is for magic missile
you’ll cast it ’til they put you in your grave
it hurts them just a bit
but you never roll to hit
and your victims do not ever get a save
oh you ~ you cast shield? ok, shield. i’ll cast greater dispel magic on your shield. no, dispel magic, comma, greater, then i’ll quicken . .
a magic missile
yeah yeah yeah, magic missile, uh huh
magic missile
yeah yeah yeah, magic missile, uh huh
magic missile
yeah yeah yeah, magic missile
magic missile
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