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lirik lagu mark abel - carol (san diego)

my husband is a k!ller
not the kind with an axe or a gun
but a piranha in the asphalt sea
brad’ll cut you off in the fast lane or the onramp
undermine you at the office or the dinner table
~~ all with a smirk, anything to gain an edge
(gotta have that edge!)
that’s how we do things here
in the land of travertine entryways
and granite countertops

my kids are named connor and morgan
content for now with texting and videos
as i drive them around in the big black escalade
soon they’ll be trouble, hanging at the mall
shoplifting, smoking weed
wе’ll have to bring them up to speed:
acceptablе social roles are few in these parts
and skateboard slacker isn’t one
we’ll push them into youth sports; it usually works
(channel that aggression!)
that’s how we do things here
in the land of surfing and vintage cars
and fat fish tacos

then there’s me; not a lot to say
i don’t work, thank god ~~ or read either
women’s lib, what was that?
try keeping a 4,000~square~foot house clean!
we still have s~x; i promised brad the whole nine yards
(didn’t i?)
to stay in shape i jog, my ponytail bobbing from my golf cap
today the beauty shop, tomorrow the botox doc
i take my pleasure in frappuccinos and margaritas
“american idol” and dining out
am i missing something? i think not
that’s how we do things here …
culture, you ask? well, there’s music ~~~
hey, hey, hey! rock and roll. we admit no other;
our comfort zone is the prime directive
same with films
subtitles? no way. we never want to work that hard

we love to knock l.a. (fear and loathing)
still we sit there passively munching our popcorn;
hollywood knows what’s best for us

museums? please! national parks? boring
for vacations vegas is king ~~ no thought required
just feel the rush and hang onto your wallet

global warming? not my problem
dwindling water, ditto
our yard is the lushest around ~~ and gonna stay that way
so our last congressman was the biggest crook
in d.c. history? so what!
“america’s finest city” produces more trash per capita
than any other in the world?
have someone else take care of it
and let the good times roll

we’re in la costa for now
but soon we’ll be moving up to rancho santa fe
my money, my possessions, my status feed me;
my man’s the icing on the cake
the kids sleep tight, the spa is heating up just right
brad? … brad!! get over here and do me!

- lirik lagu mark abel

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