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lirik lagu m.j. hibbett & the validators - 20 things to do before you're 30

learn another language
do a bungee jump
sort out your pension
and love like n0body’s ever loved
swim with dolphins
have a business of your own
write a novel
climb mount kilimanjaro

if you’re under thirty
lucky you
but i’d suggest your time’s best spent
not trying to improve

with 20 things to do before you’re 30
what a crock of sh-t
20 things to do before you’re 30
here’s a better bucket list

smoke bananas
fall asleep on a train
get so drunk that you
hallucinate
go out with someone awful
be friends with gits
dye your hair, shave your head
go for lunch and come back p-ssed

go to house parties
get into debt
take laxatives to try and lose weight
smoke cigarettes in bed

20 things to do before you’re 30
this is not a plan
20 things to do before you’re 30
options, not demands

experiment with chilli sauce
grow a beard
wear a long black leather jacket
and pretend that you are weird
set fire to the oven
forget to do christmas cards
drink c-cktails, go to launderettes
and pay for milk with a credit card

’cause when you’re well past 30
and you look back
you don’t want to be thinking how cool you were
you want to think “what a tw-t!”

20 things to do before you’re 30
this is not advice
20 things to do before you’re 30
’cause in later life

you’ll be busy eating shortbread
and collecting allen keys
if you’re wide awake at 4am
you’ll be going for a wee
you’ll live in mortal fear
of having to buy shoes
if you’re seeing something at 10pm
it’ll be the news

but whatever happens
you can relax
safe in the knowledge that you don’t have to do
any of the cr-p

of 20 things to do before you’re 30
no thanks, you’re all right
20 things to do before you’re 30
no longer apply
20 things to do before you’re 30

- lirik lagu m j hibbett the validators

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