lirik lagu tom green – teachers suck
okay! this is going out to all of my teachers from elementary school, for middle school,
all the way up to high school and college. i wanna say thank you for the knowledge,
thank you for teaching me everything there is to know about this life, and i wrote this song
for you as a way of saying thanks… hahaha check it…
i like to drink, and i like to smoke,
my teachers suck because they all a joke.
they just folks that couldn’t get a job,
cause they were either too stupid or just a kn-b.
the sh-t they teach it ain’t even sh-t, i never used algebra one bit,
i never learned a thing in cl-ss that i need, huh, except maybe how to score some weed.
or go to the dance, and get laid, never taught me how i’m gettin’ paid.
if it was -sshole 101 i’m making the grade i got a future so bright i gotta wear shades.
instead they got me reading a map. sweden? where the f-ck is that?
and why the f-ck do i need to know, i just gotta get on a plane and get off at stockholm.
i like to drink cause i like to smoke.
my teachers suck they all a joke.
they just folks that couldn’t get a job cause they were either too stupid
or just a kn-b.
yeah i like to drink, see i like to smoke
my teachers suck they all a joke
they just folks that couldn’t get a job,
cause they were either too stupid or just a kn-b.
i’m sittin’ in biology carvin’ up a pig who deserves an apology. what the f-ck is this tellin ya?
like how to make bacon and get salmonella? or how to chop up a body in the cellar,
with ease and agility like the btk killer? i think it all blows (blows) why learn about the history
of cyrano’s nose? is that gonna get me a beamer, a white house and a wife that’ll take me to the cleaners?
i don’t think so. the best thing i learned was in pe… how to play ping-pong.
i like to drink and i like to smoke.
my teachers suck they all a joke.
they just folks that couldn’t get a job cause they were either too stupid
or just a kn-b.
well i like to drink and i like to smoke.
my teachers suck they all a joke.
they just folks that couldn’t get a job cause they were either too stupid
or just a kn-b.
i’m sitting in geography i got the c-mulonimbus a bit of typography. i’d much rather learn photography,
take some picture of b-tches and autumn leaves. then they force-feed us that shakespeare,
like the merchant of venice and it’s unclear why everybody calls it all good,
when n-body i know thinks it’s good. like in 200 years they’ll be teaching the kids empire strikes back,
like it’s all genius and cr-p, maybe they’ll study this rap and talk it up like “a matter of fact…”
i like to drink i like to smoke.
my teachers suck they all a joke.
they just folks that couldn’t get a job cause they were either too stupid
or just a kn-b.
well i like to drink and i like to smoke.
my teachers suck they all a joke.
they just folks that couldn’t get a job cause they were either too stupid
or just a kn-b.
thank you very much… for teaching me all there is to know about life, as i said in the beginning.
and i wanna sank you.i wanna say thank you to mrs. – (in da house), and thank you to mr. – (in da house),
and thank you to mr. – (in da house haha), and thank you to mrs. – (in the house), and thank you to mrs. -.
and thank you to mr. -, i’m sorry that i threw-wait look mr. –
remember when you told me to stop throwing vegetables off the stage during the christmas concert, because you didn’t want the -ssemblies to turn into rock concerts?
(don’t do that!) it was the christmas concert, you’re supposed to throw vegetables off the stage at christmas concerts. (put those tomatoes down)
that’s my opionion anyhow.
and if you don’t like it… (not on my watch)
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