lirik lagu eazy e – merry muthafuckin’ xmas
come on over hunnie
and give your uncle dolamite a kiss
well, what you want baby?
would you tell me a story?
you want me to tell you a story?
h-ll, yeah
me too
yes, hunnie i’ma tell you a story
about the bad -ss eazy-e
he was drinkin’ whisky and gin at the age of three
listen and listen well, he’s a bad m-th-f-cka
gimme that godd-mn book
here let me read you this one, christmas in compton
it was a silent night, yes, a holy night
until mr. claus turned into santa m-th-f-ckin’, right?
deck the halls with b-lls of holy
fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
’tis the season to be jolly
merry christmas, m-th-f-cka
merry m-th-f-ckin’ christmas and a ho, ho, ho
while i’m ridin’ that cot under the missile toe
now dashin’ through the snow
in a candy right top 6-4, over the hills i go
laughin’ at this hoe, nuts on rich and rings
makin’ me feel right, oh, what fun it is to know
that i’m gonna get this p-ssy tonight
so ring them bells, ring them bells
she’s takin’ it all the way, oh what fun it is
to watch her suck my d-ck this way
hey, ring them bells, ring them bells
shes takin’ it all the way, oh, what fun it is to nut
while she’s suckin’ my d-ck, oh, yay
’tis the season to get busy, compton crime lick
and i’m smokin’ on this stick
ho, ho, ho, come sit on my face
i’m mean lap and tell me
what you want for christmas, ho, ho
i want a slay ride, a cd player
a fifty rum, [unverified] and i’m gonna c-m
a vcr [unverified] some p-rno flicks
rudolph, the red nose reindeer
[unverified] like a everlastin’ gobstopper
[unverified] poppa, i dig a ho
crack a dough by the nuts, oh
[unverified] f-ckin’ in tha snow
i made him drop to his knees
yeah, you know what’s up
i said here’s some candy canes, eat ’em up
[unverified] bonapat-te with a condom in a tree
all i want for christmas is my two front teeth
my two front teeth, my two front teeth
all i want for christmas is my two front teeth
yo, where’s ya rhyme, tell me buck wheat
buck wheat is a waskal, that’s no christmas
and all the toys, boys and girls, f-ck ya wishes
i got happy over joy in this m-th-f-cka
no indo under my tree, so santa be a sucka
[unverified] when i was young, i was the only kid
who had enough guts to be good ole hearin’ on the east
i’d stay awake just to let america know
that santa was a fake
i used to believe in saint d-ck when elvis was alive
but all the f-ckin’ bullsh-t got played when i was five
years, oh, just stay young, bold datin’
singin’ ‘silent night’ carolin’ recitin’
now all i want for christmas is my indo wreath
i got my two front teeth, uncle eazy be the [unverified]
just spread me a leaf, little kids don’t cry
when you find out the santa claus is just a f-ckin’ lie
on the third day of christmas
my homeboys gave to me three pounds of indo
two birds of cocaine
and a m-th-f-ckin’ k b-tch
eazy-e, oh, eazy-e
show us how you treat those b-tches
i saw mommy f-ckin’ eazy-e
close the door little b-tch
i’m gettin’ these draws
i’m a tell my daddy if ya -ss don’t stop
i don’t give a f-ck
i’m gettin’ christmas caught
ho, ho, ho, and away i go
oh, saint nick got a d-ck like a ho
well, where’s this [unverified]
shut the f-ck up, b-tches
and go back to sleep
yo, black, what you want for christmas?
yo, black i want a job [unverified] corn on the cob
but a n-gg- will eat them chicken
and chitlens, watermelon, corn bread and some food
whos climbin’ in my window, smokin’ up indo
my carin’ and high make a high know
yo, black, what you want for christmas?
y, black i want some cash
so i can buy some indo, some chronic and some hash
a rump, pa, pump, pump
a rump, pa, pump, pump
merry m-th-f-ckin’ christmas
merry m-th-f-ckin’ christmas
merry m-th-f-ckin’ christmas
and have a f-cked up new year
and have a f-cked up new year
and have a f-cked up new year
and have a f-cked up new year
you b-tch
and they all went to prison
and lived f-cked up lives ever after
the end
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