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lirik lagu deirdre flint – irish e-mail song

i had been off-line over a week and a day
and i opened my inbox and flashing away
there were 400 messages, and i thought, ‘hey!
good friends are sending me e-mails again!’

well, my friends, they all seem like intelligent folks
but they’re forwarding me stupid internet jokes
or they’ve fallen for some unbelievable hoax
getting these idiot e-mails again

like an old college buddy who now is a dancer
she wrote me this e-mail and thought i should answer
did i know that wearing tight bras can cause cancer
the details are all in this forward below

a nigerian doctor who’s been in a bind
he’s got 10 million dollars, but he couldn’t find
a bank who could take it, and could he use mine?
just fax my account and i’ll be in the dough

there’s a kid who is dying, so send her a card
if you don’t forward this one, then you have no heart
and another was taken last night from a yard
the same kid adbucted back in ’93

and a mom from missouri warns me that they’re sticking
some lsd on the stamps her kids were licking
her 5-year-old’s now, wearing tie-dye and tripping
yeah, who the h-ll gives out their acid for free?

and some clients of hookers are being dissected
to harvest their kidneys to sell unsuspected
your outlook address book has not been infected
that hoax has been going since i don’t know when

and the white house won’t read the pet-tions you’re raising
i try to be calm, but i’m losing my patience
walt dis-ney is not giv-ing out free va-ca-tions!!
i’m getting these idiot —
getting these idiot —
getting these idiot e-mails again!

- lirik lagu deirdre flint

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