lirik lagu linguini bros - linguini mcqueene
[verse 1: coley moley]
aye, what does he need?
he needs life insurance
or does he need car insurance?
he uses durable batteries
he burns a lot of calories
yeah, who is it? yeah that’s right!
linguine mcqueene!
he’s made in factories
he’s the galleries
he’s making higher salaries
he’s made out of linguine so of course take a bite
he won’t pick a fight
how ’bout you bite
no picky nicky just a little sticky
[verse 2: gabe da babe]
you don’t need insurance
let me slidе in a reassurance
the linguinе will grow back
linguine mcqueene is so fast
you can step on the gas, gas gas!
now lemme put you in my class
so you can even gain some class
lemme pass my knowledge down to all of you
don’t go runnin’ off to take a poo
look at shawn mendes, he is dreadful at dawn
because he ain’t got the new car
he drinks at a bar and rips the tar
he has a dirty lawn, and he is just a p~wn!
[verse 3: coley moley]
withdraw, just made some fire bars like we always do
call me joe i mean making dough
look at bruno mars mine as well just call him mars
because his songs are so dry and empty
tempt me to say
“linguine mcqueene isn’t one of the best things you ever saw”
now make a beat, daw!
because you can make your words imaginational beat
go with the flow, go, now don’t bite your toe
as we watch you swing on a pole
that’s right, hit you with a pole
if you bite your toe
don’t work at a company named “dole”
i ain’t dull, call me a bull
i’m going crazy with a pole
you don’t call me lazy!
talk to jay~z
look crazy talking to tracy
hope you talking to tracy’s lawyer
got a lot of dollars, got a lot of scholars
got a lot of haulers
renovation the engine on linguine mcqueene
looking at lightning mcqueen
he’s a small bean
even a teen, looking at a bean
[verse 4: gabe da babe]
call me dean martin
i be fartin’ like i’m cartin’
i be fartin’ like i’m bart from the simpsons!
look at your symptoms
i be spittin’ descriptions
make your prescription along with a subscription!
buy that dang linguini mcqueene now
please vow!
look at shakira
she ain’t know mira
she lookin’ at a mirrior and she say
“oh my god! i be looking like a bat
with some fat
and i go rata tat tat!”
yeah that’s right
actually more like ratatouille!
you are so gooey
take some school, don’t try to act cool!
swim in my pool or i will bonk you with a tool!
look at me racin’ this lightning mcqueene
wait, no, it’s linguine mcqueene
i be racin’ every nascar ever!
never ever shall you ever talk down to me like that again
look at your ego, don’t call me a flamingo
i definitely ain’t your amigo
i ain’t from montego
and i ain’t rodrigo
look at bob dylan, he be lookin’ like a giant villain
[verse 5: coley moley]
look at ela john, call him skeleton john
because he is dwelling up with only dread in bed
got a headache
driving to the odell lake for god’s sake
go ahead and run away if you ain’t gonna pay
buy the linguine mcqueene now
because if you don’t, we’re gonna say earlier
we’re gonna get whacked by a pole
look at billie eilish
might as well call her billie eyelash
that is because she can’t focus with her makeup
better look, better look, better look
into the sky before you gotta say bye
don’t even move to prove
and then we gotta groove to this is fire
this is a spinning right out of our mouths
[bridge: gabe da babe & coley moley]
we be dropping the mic on our bike
and we boutta see the sunlight
tick tock, check the clock!
or you’ll be going like a chicken, bock bock!
[verse 6: coley moley]
yo selena gomez, you better be pairing with garmaz
because your songs are on fire
it sounds like your voice just got ran over by a tire!
[verse 7: gabe da babe]
and ripped from a bear!
it was so fire
nah, just kiddin’ i’m a liar!
but my pants ain’t on fire
because the fire is coming out of my mouth
i only spit bars, gold ones infact
now lemme attack yo back
you lack a good sense of humor
go fix your tumor
justin bieber, shut up, i’m the discussion leader!
call up peter, ya need him!
call up yo leader
oh wait, that’s me
you gotta pee ’cause you got stung by a bee
look at your tee
looking like tea just spilled on it
[verse 8: coley moley]
simply just a leader
looking at q~tip
he got a crusty lip
looking at mcqueene, can even ride better than him
put on a trash bin
he got a pin
look at his raps, they’re so mean and bad
’cause he can’t rap
yeah our lads
we call up our dads and say
“yo!”
[bridge: gabe da babe & coley moley]
“yo, dad, why you be bad
look on yo pad
you be just a tad, bit bad
why you sad?
why i sad?”
[verse 9: coley moley]
yeah that’s right
look at the rate
i be spittin’ fast facts with the pacts
yeah, i haven’t created one, you are done
good, you hood stupid
be smart like the dang man named bart!
don’t fart now
that is great, look at the rates
it is time to check your fates
call me billy gates
i am looking up that cash
i am bash, you can get closer to nash
[verse 10: gabe da babe]
you loser!
i be a cruiser!
you be a user
you be looking like a snoozer
you abuse her!
i like her
eat some dirt
or eat some pavement
don’t do the felony: enslavement!
lemme make a statement, so i can make a payment
this is replacement
we be climbin’ charts our products be so cool
now go buy a linguini mcqueene
this rap just bent yo brain
it’s boutta rain
fire!
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