lirik lagu lil chromozome - holly jawly christmas
[chorus]
have a holly jawly christmas, it’s the best time of the year
i don’t know if there’ll be hoes but show up with some cheer
have a holly jawly christmas, and when you go beat your meat
kiss santa by the mistletoe and stroke on his fat meat
[verse 1]
open his big hole, then i stick it in
santa’s really old, so i stick it in
you think santa’s safe from my wrath?
mr smith and johnny did it last year
i’m doing it this year
[chorus]
have a holly jawly christmas, it’s the best time of the year
i was told to grab some snow and throw it at the deer
have a holly jawly christmas, and when you cut down a tree
you make sure that you get blown by everyonе you meet
[verse 2]
grabbing santa’s ass, then it proceeds to get stuffed
hе cries out for help, i’m h~rny i can’t get enough
oh god d~mn! he a hoe!
i put my d~ck in for 2 seconds and he’s already squirting!
he wants to be my hoe, i will gladly accept
but he wants to know, how long will i be erect?
honestly, santa, i don’t really have a clue about that problem at all
[chorus]
have a holly jawly christmas, it’s the best time of the year
i don’t know if you all know that santa has a wife
have a holly jawly christmas, cause this one might be your last
mrs claus is not happy, she’s gonna rape your ass
ho ho you’re a hoe, i found a hanging body
turns out it was an elf who got too h~rny
[outro]
well jingle jangle on f~cking santa’s a~hole, that was straight fire on the track!
hey man, i don’t understand, why are you being so vengeful on santa this year?
rudolph you really don’t remember? i mean i get that you, me, santa, the
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