lirik lagu lil chromozome - have you seen my cock
[intro]
hey dude, i’ve got a question for you, and it’s an urgent one
alright. what’s so important?
alright, hold on, before i ask this question i don’t want to hear any “what the f~ck is wrong with you?” or “you’re so f~cking weird.”
none of that. it’s urgent
i already know the question’s going to be weird. just get to the point. what do you want?
[verse 1]
hey bro have you seen my c~ck? (no}
cause yesterday it just fell off (oh)
f~cked that doll so hard that it went into shock (what?)
everyone is looking for my missing c~ck
[pre~chorus]
mercenary groups going all around the building
like the twin towers my hard on be tilting
while they look around i’ll be quietly stripping
constipation problems come around while i’m sh~tting
[chorus]
they were looking all day and night for my d~ck but what the f~ck have you done?
everybody wants to understand what the h~ll was wrong and what was going on
if i told these people what i did they would scream and they would also cry
f~cking up a doll till your d~ck falls off is something you shouldn’t try
i can’t believe this happened. what the f~ck happened?
i don’t know what to do about my d~ld~
[interlude]
you know i think you would find your c~ck if you stop being weird and rapping, and go look for it
“you would find it if you stop being weird.” shut the f~ck up! i have to do this, you know that!
why do i even try?
[verse 2]
bust some big ol nuts inside your mother’s booty
i got it deep inside but now i feel some p~~py
like a ballerina i be feeling fruity
spin me in a circle and i’ll drop a dookie
[pre~chorus]
perks off the block like we eating chow ming
i go through my wallet then dip out the scene
no more nude people it’s getting obscene
this ain’t the most that i’ve seen. b~tch!
[chorus]
i was searching all day and night for my d~ck but i couldn’t seem to find
any sort of clue as to where my d~ck could be found, i’m running out of time
everyone i hired to help with this task couldn’t find it, maybe they’re blind
the people that were helping gave up so i went to my corner and just cried
so i’ve come to you my friend and i must ask “what the f~ck can i do?”
i can’t even pee out my d~ck anymore, instead i’ve turned into…
a f~cking woman. no longer human
i might have to take it, up my fat bussy
i know you’re kinky. d~ck like a slinky
let me take your long dong, and i’ll be sure to use it
[outro]
oh my god, that was straight fire on the track (~rg~sms)
what the f~ck?
f~ck yeah!
did you just ~rg~sm from that?
h~ll yeah i did. are you going to help me look for my c~ck now?
wha… no! i’m not going to do that. i’ve got sh~t to do. you go find it, i’ll be back later
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