lirik lagu lightweight sitters - cassidy's theme
[chorus: c-ssidy]
take out the “idy” and then remove the “c”
you get -ss, motherf-cker, an -ss as cute as can be
motherf-cker, get f-cked, i’m motherf-cking c-ssidy
[verse 1: c-ssidy]
queen c-ssidy looking lovely as can be
this -ss sitting on your face should fill your heart with glee
if an -ss has gotta crush you, then it ought to be me
and i’ll be sure the pain’s delivered top-level painfully
rubbing into your eyes, and just annihilating noses
c-ssidy’s the most hardcore, everybody knows this
whether she’s jumping atop your gut or punching you in the nuts
you better open up wide and l1ck her lovely–ss b-tt
how’s it taste to have my -ssh0l- right on top of your tongue
i’ve got so many years more of this, i started when i was young
i’m only twenty-two, i’m four years younger than you
your life’s subjected to slavery, and there ain’t sh-t that you can do
the best thing possible’s to lie their flat
and just prepare your body for a beat-down from my motherf-cking -ss!
if i gotta p-ss, it don’t matter, if i gotta sh-t, it don’t matter
your mouth’s a toilet, you don’t get it handed on a silver platter
you know what you could use? alone time and a nice h-rny w-nk
too bad! your nuts getting are getting busted and your -ss is getting spanked
and if i want sh-t, i’ve got dough out the wazoo in my bank
and your b-lls are getting yanked, plus my p-ss getting drank
and your tongue’s getting put in my -ssh0l-
come and get it while it’s dank!
[chorus]
[verse 2: c-ssidy]
godd-mn! you’re lucky you ain’t paying for this -ss
you get a house to f-cking live in, and a limitless amount of gas
sucking farts in all day, getting your -ss kicked all night
in complete f-cking subservience and you’re living in constant fright
step one pinky toe out of line and you know you might face -ss’s wrath
it really stinks in here, god knows how long it’s been since i’ve taken a bath
your cage is two whole feet tall and only three feet wide
you can barely fit inside of that sh-t, plus, you know i hardly wipe
and when i do, it’s cause of you, you l1ck my -ss ’til it’s f-cking ripe
no sh-tstains, it’s all f-cking clean, plus you don’t have any godd-mn rights
you can’t use my toilet, b-tch, if you gotta go, then you go outside
and you know that i don’t walk, if i need to go, then i catch a ride
prop my -ss atop your back and you carry me anywhere
into the bathroom, in the kitchen, up or down four flights of stairs
plus my -ss can get pretty sticky, that sh-t’s icky, icky, icky
and if i sit my -ss atop you, getting me off can be f-cking tricky
cause i don’t move my -ss unless i have to and your breath’s not a good enough reason
you get no breaks, you take this -ss, all kinds of weather, and all seasons
you’re not considered a human and you deal with my jokes and teasing
and you don’t get to wear jacksh-t so your nuts are always freezing
and not to mention you have no freedoms and live your life in enslavement
and i have no restraints when i beat you and have a dungeon down in my bas-m-nt
where i torture you with all sorts of brutal, morbid, bdsm equipment
and the sh-t down there’s always restocking, b-tch, i just got a new shipment
and my -ss is stinky cause i eat tacos and my -ss is always flatulent
and you know that if i fart too hard then i might sh-t on you on accident
and you know that if perhaps i should sh-t on you on accident
then you’re the one who cleans it up (with your tongue)
and i could make your death look like an accident
[bridge:]
you get this -ss at all times, f-ggot, with ana and colleen
whether in thongs, going commando, in sweatpants, or in jeans
this -ss is smothering a face ’til it turns purple and blue
and if i sh-t my brains out, you’ll l1ck it until it looks brand new
you can have perfect obedience, never mess up
i don’t need an excuse to f-ck you up
if i feel it in requisite, you know that this sh-t’s definite
and the fact that you got beaten up, for sure, it will be evident
scars, bruises, i win, the f-ggot loses
marks, bleeding, you’re crying while i’m succeeding
but f-ck that, f-ck it, f-ck it straight down to h-ll
if i see your -ss crying then i’m hitting below the belt
if even one f-cking tears in your f-ggot eyelid
then you’re getting beaten up and you’re a-gonna die, b-tch
[chorus]
[verse 3: c-ssidy]
to conclude c-ssidy’s theme, know this was c-ssidy’s dream
the thought of kicking n-gga -sses makes her p-ssy wanna cream
oil my -ss the f-ck up and get the cheeks all agleam
and then p-ss in your face like a f-cking jet stream
and when you’ve l1cked my -ss up, all the places in the seams
i’ll twist your f-cking nut-sack ’til your -ss f-cking screams
and then i’ll bounce upon your face just like a trampoline
i’ll walk across your scrawny body like a trapeze balance beam
and now my -ss is all g-ssy from me chugging baked beans
so i’ll fart -ss-naked, shove your nose right in between
my two -ss-cheeks, yeah, suck those farts out clean
cause your -ss weak, but this event was unforeseen
something’s coming out my crack, and it is brownish-green
you’re about to eat sh-t from your chubby–ss queen
don’t look unhappy, it’s the yummiest sh-t you’ve ever seen
it’s better than all of the other foods including caviar and chow mein
on a scale of one to ten, this sh-t just smells umpteen
i did a good f-cking job so you don’t deserve a cuisine
i ain’t gonna sh-t on a plate, i’m a f-cking wolverine
i’m savage as all h-ll, don’t expect me to be pristine
this sh-t’s going right down your mouth, i don’t care if it’s a bit too obscene
gulf it down, there’s more to come, because my -ss is a f-cking sh-t machine
and when that sh-t’s all out and cleaned up, you’re gonna get demeaned
i’m going to plop onto your gut and maybe i’ll break your spleen
have you met my -ss? oh, you have? well let me get you two formally convened
let me sit right atop you after i take off my denim jeans
let’s get your nose right f-cking in there, cause i don’t care if it’s unclean
because i’m mean, it’s made my life, just completely f-cking serene
while your life f-cking sucks c-ck and you’re toyed with like a figurine
and you suffocate under my crate until your face turns aquamarine
and i just p-ss and sh-t whenever i like, your face is just a latrine
and you get beat by -ss whenever it’s necessary, which i deem
and when i’m not beating you, i’m beating other slaves, and you watch it, like a tv screen
and when it’s you’re turn, you f-cking take it, and you act as if you’re keen
and you’re gonna have to lose your dependency on all food and protein
besides sh-t and all drinks besides p-ss, yeah, you’re gonna get weaned
because i’m going to f-cking starve your -ss and make sure that you’re all lean
but we’re lucky already cause you weren’t blessed with the muscular genes
and you know that you’re going to have to just get used to my routine
your -ss is gonna be here for your whole life because i’m that mean
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