lirik lagu leslie fish - jack the slob and the goddess of love
jack the slob to venus prayed
prayed, prayed, merry merry prayed
“wilt this night i shall get laid
laid, laid, merry merry laid
tonight i shall get laid”
the goddess said, “that shall i do
do, do, merry merry do
but first i ask three things of you
you, you, merry merry you
i ask three things of you
first:
go clean your t~~th and bod and hair
hair, hair, merry merry hair
and change your week old underwear
wear, wear, merry merry wear
your week old underwear
next:
pray, put on clothes that flatter you
you, you, merry merry you
a clean t~shirt and jeans will do
do, do, merry merry do
a clean t~shirt will do
third:
when a maid you would impress
press, press, merry merry press
pray, do not drool down her chest
chest, chest, merry merry chest
do not drool down her chest”
jack replied, “no thank you, ma’am
ma’am, ma’am, merry merry ma’am
send me a girl who’ll take me as i am
am, am, merry merry am
who’ll take me as i am
venus said “i’ll tell you what
what, what, merry merry what
though i should kick your lazy b~tt
b~tt, b~tt, merry merry b~tt
should kick your lazy
perhaps t’would be more fitting far
far, far, merry merry far
to send you a maid who’ll take you as you are
are, are, merry merry are
who’ll take you as you are
pray, go at once to the city zoo
zoo, zoo, merry merry zoo
there you’ll find the maid for you
you, you, merry merry you
you’ll find the maid for you”
there he went with hopes held high
high, high, merry merry high
until the ape house he came nigh
nigh, nigh, merry merry nigh
the ape house he came nigh
there a maiden him did view
view, view, merry merry view
and she was struck with passion true (ah)
true, true, merry merry true
was struck with passion true
her hair was thick, her looks were free
free, free, merry merry free
indeed she was a lovely chimpanzee
zee, zee, merry merry zee
a lovely chimpanzee
she leaped the fence ere he could run
run, run, merry merry run
and seized him boldly by the bun
bun, bun, merry merry bun
she seized him by the bun
she dragged him swiftly to her lair
lair, lair, merry merry lair
for all that i know he may still be there
there, there, merry merry there
he may still be there
so lazy swanes, you best believe
lieve, lieve, merry merry lieve
you should not get the goddess peeved
peeved, peeved, merry merry peeved
you should not get her peeved
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