lirik lagu lego pornstars - misty's fit (sandwhich bag)
go!
ooh baby there’s no need to cry
gonna take you and i’ll put you in a cheesecake
gonna keep you fresh so overnight
gonna put you in a sandwich bag
take you up to tesco’s in the mornin’
gonna get my money back in a sandwich bag
got my [?]
filled it up with dreams and lollipops
put the cheesecake in a sandwich bag
swapped it all for a thousand pogs
sandwich bag dreams
if you know what i mean
which you probably don’t
(sandwich bag)
“oh, man, i don’t know what to do. i just made this sandwich. i mean, i don’t want it now, but it’s already made, and i want to eat it later~”
“~i got just the thing for you. i know exactly what you need. you need a sandwich bag!”
i can see you’ve made a tasty snack (that’s right!)
but the effort’s made you feeling not hungry
keep your sandwich fresh ’till you’re ready (how?)
put that sucker in a sandwich bag (ah!)
no more wilty lettuce or crusty… crust
lets you keep your cheese all nice and cheesy (mmmm)
life was rough just before we had ziplocs
now making sandwiches is super easy
now making sandwiches is super cool!
gonna put you in a~
~sandwich bag
cheesecake
gonna keep you fresh
“wow, that’s amazing. i didn’t realize how hard life must have been before sandwich bags, i mean, y’know, before you made a sandw~”
“~you make sandwiches, bags of sandwiches! the possibilities of sandwich bags are endless!”
“really? i mean, you can’t really do much more with them other than putting sandwiches, i mean, what else can you do with them?”
“let me tell you.”
sandwiches, sandwiches sandwiches, sandwiches, sandwiches, sandwiches, sandwiches, crisps
cheesecake, froot loops, sausage rolls, bacon
xbox, perfume, slammer~whammers, pogs
scottish, british, russian, even german
everybody’s welcome in a sandwich bag
optimus prime, maybe even megatron
never put them in the same sandwich bag
crunchies, munchies, hunchback denny
roloes, roloes, who knows, rick
kitty~cats, birdies, [?] cups
by the way, did i say i like big b~tts?
great big round ones, small ones too
it doesn’t bother me they’re filled with poo
tight ones, tiny ones, i think they’re all great
i’m at my happiest with one on my face
i really like knickers, i really love thongs
but never get me started on pokémon
pikachu’s a f~ggot, ash sucks d~ck
watching them and squirtle makes me sick
but misty’s quite tasty she can suck my shlong
i really really really hate pokémon
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