lirik lagu larry the cable guy - santy for a day
when i was a kid, they wanted us to write down what it’d be like to be santy claus for a day. and i was just a toddler when i writ this. four years old. and i still got the paper here. it says ’santa for a day’ by larry the cable guy, 4th grade
i was in a red suit on a wagon full of hay
i wasn’t getting laid, i was santa for the day
we paraded down the street, i was tossing candy away
and rubbers and dirty books, i was santa for a day
i was drinking miller lite, belching abc’s and threw up a j
but n0body cared, ’cause i was santa for the day
after the parade, i went down to strip bars with dewayne and ray
and the girls sat on my lap ’cause i was santa for the day
a cop pulled me over for driving backwards on a highway singing ‘jingle all the way’
but i didn’t get no ticket ’cause i was santa for a day
i threw rocks at illegal immigrants and picked on g~ys
but they didn’t mind ’cause i was santy for a day
boy, that’s good. this is good right here
i was wrong for what i did, to the lord i’ll have to pray
but the lord’ll forgive me ’cause i’m santa for the day
i give a girl a titty~twister, i think her name was shay
but she thought i was cool anyway ’cause i was santa for a day
boy, if that don’t bring a tear to your eye, you need to get the h~ll out the country. git~r~done. (fart) sorry
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