lirik lagu lake boys - my waifu got a schlong
[intro]
i don’t have a producer tag
[hook: sl1pz]
my waifu got a schl~ng
yeah, she a trap, you know my waifu got some b~lls and a dong
yeah, my waifu got a schl~ng
but i know deep down that loving her can never be wrong
yeah, my waifu got a schl~ng
she a trap, you know my waifu got some b~lls and a dong
yeah, my waifu got a schl~ng
it don’t hit me too deep so i decided to write this song
[verse 1: sl1pz]
ayy, yuh
i’m sitting down with my waifu one night
and you know that i’m feeling alright (let’s do this)
ooh, and then she turn to me, she give me a fright
she says that she’s a bit too tight (let’s loosen up)
so she slides into the sheet and i can feel my rising meat
man, it’s gonna be fire, she’s all that i desire (beautiful)
as she’s taking off her pantiеs, and i’m getting kinda antsy
as i notice something odd going on
[hook: sl1pz]
my waifu got a schl~ng
yеah, she a trap, you know my waifu got some b~lls and a dong
yeah, my waifu got a schl~ng
but i know deep down that loving her can never be wrong
yeah, my waifu got a schl~ng
she a trap, you know my waifu got some b~lls and a dong
yeah, my waifu got a schl~ng
it don’t hit me too deep so i decided to write this song
[verse 2: sl1pz]
ayy, yuh
i’m coming home from the studio one day
and she greets me at the door, says hey (my honey)
ooh, and then i tell her do you know that i may
wanna get it on all night with my bae (that word is old)
and i get ready to do it, man i cannot even wait
cuz it’s incredible to think of and it’s gon’ be great (you would know)
but before she’s taking off her clothes i bought with all my greens
i’m like i recognise that bulge in your jeans
[hook: sl1pz]
my waifu got a schl~ng
yeah, she a trap, you know my waifu got some b~lls and a dong
yeah, my waifu got a schl~ng
but i know deep down that loving her can never be wrong
yeah, my waifu got a schl~ng
she a trap, you know my waifu got some b~lls and a dong
yeah, my waifu got a schl~ng
it don’t hit me too deep so i decided to write this song
(ison void, get the f~ck over here)
[verse 3: ison void (sl1pz)]
ayy, yeah my waifu got a schl~ng
it’s so long, i might bust a nut just thinking about that dong
ayy, yeah i’m rapping on this song
and my parents they don’t love me, b~tch don’t tell me that i’m wrong
ayy, yeah i’d rather stay inside
in my room by myself, don’t you tell me i ain’t tried
ayy, hentai babe on my mind
if it weren’t for her i think i might’ve been a suicide
ayy, yuh, spending my time on hanime
watching hentai not anime
f~cked up your b~tch, told her see ya bae
ayy, yuh, i wanna go back to the good old days
back when i only had one name
even though this sh~t isn’t fame
ayy, yuh, i’m so high, high up in the clouds
you can’t see me i ain’t coming down
running away where i can’t be found
ayy, yuh, don’t look around, you won’t find me there
i already told you n0body cares
my little pony, that f~ckin’ mare
she said that she love me, but that’s not for real
even if it were, hentai babes are my deal
i can’t even f~ckin’ understand my appeal
d~mn, that’s rough, baby, it’s too bad you caught feels
dropping these rhymes
three minutes in now don’t look at the time
parody rap, this sh~t is divine
bro, where you lookin’, that girl right there’s mine (back the f~ck off)
smokin’ the green
going as fast as i’m lightning mcqueen
i f~cked your sister and she was a dream
done up in cosplay like she was eiri (oni chichi, you know)
ayy, yuh, and she wanna go on and on
but i didn’t want her pa and mom
asking us what’s going on (getting sus)
so i said wait until the morn
but by then i was long gone
i was already back at home
with my waifu, she’s got a schl~ng
[hook: sl1pz]
my waifu got a schl~ng
yeah, she a trap, you know my waifu got some b~lls and a dong
yeah, my waifu got a schl~ng
but i know deep down that loving her can never be wrong
yeah, my waifu got a schl~ng
she a trap, you know my waifu got some b~lls and a dong
yeah, my waifu got a schl~ng
it don’t hit me too deep so i decided to write this song
(you mean to tell me you thought we were done?)
[verse 4]
my futa harem’s there and they’re down the block
ooh, yeah you know you’ll catch me sucking futa c~ck
that futa cum, yeah, it’s never out of stock
(never out of stock, ne~ne~never out of stock)
got a box of doujin, seal it with a padlock
b~tch’s p~ssy dry, feels just like it’s the old chalk
i’m changing my flow now b~tch
just let me rock
(go quintuplets, you don’t like it? you can suck a futa c~ck)
banging this girl like she’s a gong
and she went back home but she left her thong
i put on cassettes and i jam to the song cuz
baby i’m missing you, even though you’re long gone
i know that i’m just obsessive
i welcome traps, cuz i’m so progressive
i put it in her and i go live
and they kinda sus cuz she lookin’ five, oh sh~t
blowin’ this d~ck like it’s a bong
if you think i’m g~y, b~tch, then you’re f~ckin’ wrong
pull that girl’s pants down, she asked me what’s wrong
it’s nothing girl, i was just expecting a schl~ng
[hook: sl1pz]
my waifu got a schl~ng
yeah, she a trap, you know my waifu got some b~lls and a dong
yeah, my waifu got a schl~ng
but i know deep down that loving her can never be wrong
yeah, my waifu got a schl~ng
she a trap, you know my waifu got some b~lls and a dong
yeah, my waifu got a schl~ng
it don’t hit me too deep so i decided to write this song
(woo!)
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