lirik lagu lackofalltrades - the ivan rap

yo it’s ivan fu
i don’t give a f-ck i eat the leg of a jew

hong kong hometown bred and born
i leave you b-tch with her p-ssy torn

back in china we eat dogs
you be thinking that i live off juggernog

i like tea with milk and suga
my middle name is “wan tuga”

do you want a drink?
aye irn bru
she gets it off ivan fu

big lad ivan
i be drivin
to your hoes house in a ford mustang
i hit a granny
the police come round
they underestimate ivan
time for a ground pound

you call me g-y?
it’s time for your turn
make yo b-tch eat my chinese lanterns

yo b-tch p-ssy look-a like goop
she eats ivans chicken noodle soup

pull up to china
it’s been three years
i f-ck a wide eyed b-tch till she be cryin tears

eat out a b-tch like a horse eats hay
this ain’t the only p-ssy i’ll be eating today

i’ll pull up to yo house with a m16
i don’t go for b-tches unless they over 18
drain a dogs blood like its name richtofen

try and come at me and ill put you in a coffin
best part is
i come to your funeral
take you out the coffin
make you sh-t in the urinal

i disarm a minigun with my left hand
i be a champion like you b-tches favourite brand

they say that im a ch-nk
they say a cannae blink
but i be slippin in the p-ssy like these b-tches in an ice rink

shoot up all the schools
its time to make some noise
you know that ivan be the one gettin all the
vicroys

at pets at home and it’s time for a feast
and my ice is so cold it’s like the beast from the east

they come at me sayin that i got a bowl cut
i’ll slice you up like a meal from pizza hut

you know that ivan likes his chou-mein chunky
your mother is an asian d-ck-junkie

she bounce on this d-ck like this b-tch is jumping on a bed
she choke on my c-ck so much her face is going red

in maths, the teachers don’t know that ivan rep that gold
i got sent out when all i said is
“b-tch it’s f-cking cold”

come into the school with a glock in hand
make it full auto
hold it down with a rubber band

you know ivan be the one eatin -ss
your d-ck so small it’s like the rice in the gr-ss

you get this bread
while i get the yeast

if you try and test me
your existance will cease

but ill be out later
cos i got an -ss to tap
but until next time
this has been the f-cking
ivan rap

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