lirik lagu kunt and the gang - hurry up and suck me off before i get famous
this song’s to all the munters and the mingers and the malts
until this point i was prepared to overlook your faults
if you had a bit of bo or an unattractive trait
like a little bit of facial hair or a bit of extra weight
it was never an issue, until i nearly charted
and i realise this news will probably leave you broken hearted
but when i go top 40 and start racing up the charts
i’ll be getting better offers off some better looking tarts
there’s only so much of me to go around…
but there’s a window of opportunity from now until then
so make the most of it as after that you won’t see my n0b again
because…
if i raise my standards, surely you couldn’t blame us
hurry up and suck me off before i get famous
if i raise my standards, surely you couldn’t blame us
hurry up and suck me off before i get famous
hurry up and suck him off before he gets famous
if i had a top 40 hit i would raise the bar
i’d scr-p my ford fiesta and i’d buy a jaguar
i’d stop buying tesco value and i’d just buy tesco finest
and girls would all get moist, even ones who suffer from v-g-n-l dryness
when i go top 40 and get played by bruno brookes
i’ll be fornicating faces of some bints with better looks
cos if i’m gonna get sucked off then maybe fall in love
it’ll be a proper model, not one who’s advertising dove
f-cking state of ‘em…
i’ll be up to my nuts in guts with lots of lovely sl-ts
who’ve had their bangers out in zoo and fhm and nuts
because…
if i raise my standards, surely you couldn’t blame us
hurry up and suck me off before i get famous
i’ll be too busy with my stiffy up jordan’s -n-s
so hurry up and suck me off before i get famous
hurry up and suck him off before he gets famous
hurry up and suck me off before i get famous
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- lirik lagu byz - din prins
- lirik lagu talib kweli - peace of mind
- lirik lagu felipe lamar - king de suzano pt2 (diss igor, eduardo e junior)
- lirik lagu bjelleklang - gummihatt - swing
- lirik lagu juzo - ultraviolet
- lirik lagu nancy ajram - ma tegi hena
- lirik lagu boosie badazz - hatin'
- lirik lagu chubby checker - let's twist again (re-recording) - re-recording
- lirik lagu daimyo - no days off