lirik lagu kunt and the gang - female referee
i’ve been suffering from erection problems but that soon was healed
when i was playing sunday league over blackshots field
i saw her on the football pitch, she was all in black
her slight was slightly baggy but her shorts were up her crack
i had more shots than frank lampard in an attempt to turn her head
but like when he’s in an england shirt, they all landed in row z
i hoped that my firm tackle and my ball control
would make me look a good acquisition and i’d get to achieve my goal
female referee, female referee
make your decision final
please go out with me
i’ve been suffering from erection problems
but i think you hold the key
i got a yellow card when my c-ck went hard
over the female referee
as i ate my half-time oranges and rolled down my socks
i thought that i might turn her on if i dribbled round the box
my team was losing eleven-nil but then i got a chance
i scored a toe-poke from three yards and did a roger miller dance
my ethnic moves must have caught her eye because at full-time
she asked me if i’d take her out for a lager and lime
we were getting on really well, it was all going alright
until i ran over a disabled kid when i jumped a yellow light
female referee, female referee
it was just an error in judgement
don’t finish with me
if you blow my whistle one more time
i promise not to pee
but i got a red card when i hit a retard
in my old man’s ford capri
but i got a red card when i hit a retard
in my old man’s ford capri
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