lirik lagu kunt and the gang - bangers and mash
i was in the pub and i needed a piss
i went to the toilet so i could do this
but someone had stuffed some bog roll in the urinal
and someone else’d had a piss there and it was all full
so i thought to myself, that’s no problem at all
i’ll just relieve myself in the cubicle
luckily there was no one in there doing a shite
but when i opened the door, i saw a terrible sight
come on mate, i only wanted a slash
but the bloke before me left bangers and mash
bangers and mash, bangers and mash
the bloke before me left bangers and mash
he could have flushed it away but he didn’t today
he thought, ‘i’ll let someone else find my bangers and mash’
i tried to block it from my mind but i was unable
a wad of toilet paper and a freshly laid cable
i gave it a flush but it just wouldn’t budge
the bog just filled up with water, toilet paper and fudge
there’s a knock on the door, and i think in a flash
the next bloke’s gonna think it’s me that left the bangers and mash
honestly mate, i give you my word
that isn’t my bog roll and that wasn’t my turd
bangers and mash, bangers and mash
the bloke before me left bangers and mash
he could have flushed it away but he didn’t today
he thought, ‘i’ll let someone else enjoy my bangers and mash’
bangers and mash, bangers and mash
the bloke before me left bangers and mash
he could have flushed it away but he didn’t today
and now the next bloke thinks i left the bangers and mash
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