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lirik lagu kirby vs jigglypuff - sir rap battles

intro:

sir rap battles

kirby
vs
jigglypuff

begin!

verse 1 (kirby):

hiya,it’s kirby!
mark this another mon’ that’ll verse me
you’re surely dreaming if you believe
your weak stats could even deter me
cause i’ll
rock and drop a beat like a down b
this flop is copping zs in a sound sleep
pop a puff with ease
leave her toppled,steamed in a hot pot
a feast for the town peeps!

like a canvas curse,man,i’m balling
surpassing you in tiers when we’re brawling
i’m rolling in the green greens
while you only got a pound to your name
likе your stats,that’s appalling!
tried to throw some love to your listеners
but they didn’t send it right back at ‘ya
you can’t hope to evade my bars
when you can’t even escape team rocket’s capture!
followed ash,hoping you could sing your songs
but you only had an audience who did you wrong
cause they couldn’t bear your tunes so they promptly slept
and the cycle resumed,that’s a soft reset!
you’re a botched attempt of me,robbed my whole image
sugimori must’ve ran out of creative vision
while i drop gourmet bars appetizing in taste
the only mark you’d make is vandalizing a face!

your little cute charm won’t even entice me
i body almighty gods so divinely
weak to the poison i spit,can’t survive me
split you like marx when i go slicey~dicey
forgot the curry,i’m spitting raps spicy
such a pr~ck,i thought the gordos were spiky
you’re just a tool for your company’s tight schemes
i see the green in your eyes like your shiny

verse 2 (jigglypuff):

think you could top the puff?
man,you should wake up
cause i’ll be popping off
up on the stage,bud
biggest franchise to date,so don’t sell me short
with that money talk
this star warrior’s such a square,he’s literally a hungrybox!
it’s fitting that this piece of gum keeps sticking to his tired tropes
with powers less original than his own uninspired show!
you know when i show up,i’m stealing the scene
you’re stealing abilities cause all you can do is breath
my singing’s serene but when you rock the mike
you just scr~pe people’s ears with your meaningless screams
one disjointed back~air,i’ll beat you repeatedly
like i’m king dedede
man,i could easily sleep on this weaker fiend
warping him right to the stars cause i’m just what he’s dreaming to be
and with sakurai leaving,your series fell sharply into the abyss
sh~lling out soulless games every odd year
kid,they dipped even harder than you off a cliff!

check the red carpet if you wanna see me
i’m gracing the big screen,you’re stuck on tv
and we seem alike but the truth is,we’re different
i got ties to ash,you can’t tie knots with ribbon!
your spinoffs keep missing like they were your parents
seems either way,your makers stopped caring
risking planets,you’re a blatant menace
you’re only a placeholder when you’re taking second

verse 3 (kirby):

i’m not sure your 3 seconds of screen time deserves celebration
recycling disses worse than your game’s animations
and i thought that i had the copy and paste shtick!

you get ignored and you lose composture
couldn’t heal up those wounds if you used your potions
when you blow up,your height just grows
but when i blow up,it’s a hypernovaaa!!!
verse 4 (jigglypuff):

kid,you gained so much weight that every step that you’d take
would just make your whole land collapse
forget your expendable band of hacks
you’ve put a new meaning to mass attack

i’m innovating with every game
more than the titles that you’ve hurled
while players waited three decades ‘fore
they could set foot in your new world

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