lirik lagu king of the dot - dizaster vs hfk
[round 1: dizaster]
you canadian…
[hfk]
f-ggot
[dizaster]
…straight guy
what you thought i was really gonna come out here and spit a bunch of canadian hate raps?
it’s funny cause that was the angle i was originally aimed at
and then i realized that “arab” rhymes with “plane crash” how f-cking great’s that?!
i said i drop atomic bombs that are off the richter
i’m a new islamic demonic hitler
i rode to your house, f-ck your mom and sister
then i show your father mohammad’s picture
so why is this guy trying to step inside of my rhyming session?
buddy, where were you when we were taking flying lessons prior for 9/11?
i p-ssed my pilots test with high percentage
while you and your al-qaeda friends tried to disguise yourselves as flight attendants
honestly, i’m fed up with this cr-p
cause his terrorist attacks are the same method how he raps
we were building c4 together, you know, setting up some traps
he was the one supposed to work on wires instead he left them attached
i guess that goes to show even when you’re making bombs your set ups are wack
i’m yelling at him like, “dawg you’re tripping
hurry up the clock on the bomb is ticking and we have a hostage missing
we need to get back to the enemies block to get him.”
this dude hopped out of the chopper and aborted during the middle of the helicopter mission
so he could run off to popeye’s and get a box of chicken
how the h-ll is islam your religion when you spend ramadan in the kitchen?
your bars or your lethargic rhythm are more equivalent to osama bin ladin’s heart condition
but don’t give up on hfk yet y’all, he’s still got a vision
the only problem with it, is it involves covering up all your women
man, this muhf-cka thought armageddon was a part of heaven
not to mention his mother and father were all armed with weapons when you guys were all probably seven
yo, i hope your wife gets stripped of her veil in public and everyone sees her b00bies nude
i hope your daughter marries a jewish dude
i never ever wanna hear [?] impression from a fat, persian, skater
who are you supposed to be, the turban-ator?
get the f-ck outta here f-ggot!
[round 2: hfk]
you american…f-ggot
i mean, your parents pay for everything you got
you never lived on your own fam’
they pay for your home and even your phone plan
i should drag your b-tch -ss all the way back to your homeland
then beat your head into the pavement til you appreciate the meaning of being a grown man
now i’ve been battling for quite some time and repping my city like a vet
i told organik i earned my stripes and to give me my respect
i’m like, “look, i’ll take zilla, but if he’s on tour i’ll take conspiracy instead.”
and right now i am really not impressed
cause after all that f-cking hard work i put in, this is who i get?!
on the way here, dizaster was on the airplane rattling and babbling
like, “i can’t believe this is happening
i can meet hfk and shatter him
world domination is going to be bomb”
and then the air marshal tackled him
yo, look at the huge bags under his eyes man, i think this jerk’s mental
he looks like he hasn’t slept since way back when thesaurus popped his first pimple
2010 is not your year
f-ggot i’ll make you drop the tears
cause you’re just a c-cky queer who tries to act like his real name is not bachir
the way you rap is so fast it’s f-cking annoying as h-ll that i cover my ears and try not to hear
and someone get the prophet mohammad here
cause i wanna know if dizaster is osama’s top frontier
or just an islamic auctioneer
now, i’d rather be heavy in size and like protecting my fries
than to be a guy who stretches his rhymes with two tom selleck’s protecting his eyes
god diggity d-mn i find this so easy to wreck on this guy
and i think i’d have to have a real unintelligent mind or be incredibly blind
to battle someone as f-cked up as you and use irrelevant lines
[round 2: dizaster]
speaking of airplanes
me and fat -ss hijacked a plane together once and the plan worked
two minutes before impact we were about to crash earth
and i asked him in the name of holy allah do you have any last words?
and he said, “yeah, can we at least stop so i can get a snack first?”
i’m like, “shut the f-ck up you oil neck.”
the only time you perform the best
is when you’re being televised sending the government open threats
and he records them all in an old c-ssette and keeps them in a holy storage set in alphabetical order text
i bet you own a rolodex that shows all the known locations in the world there will be explosions next
like every middle eastern he has a couple of beamers, a gold rolex, he knows how to forge a check
and he technically owns a jet…he just hasn’t stole it yet
aye aye listen, “this guy’s sure mental” f-cking idiot
ayo, when i look at you all i can think about is magic carpets and nasty armpits
this motherf-cker bought a persian flying rug on the after market
but it sucks cause he has to crash to park it
f-ck you and your 30 wives
this dirty persian deserves to be alive in a furnace full of burgers and curly fries
wait a minute, i’m accessing my third eye
i can see you an 30,000 shirtless guys headed towards a church to die
but first you gotta get up and rub lotion on xerxes thighs
your head looks like a big -ss d-ck that hasn’t been circ-mcised
i’m just wondering, what’s your turban size?
he’s like, “thirty five.”
yo, i bet your turban’s come with spermicide
and on your turban side it says, “persian pride”
man it looks like you’re gonna burglarize the ham burgler guy
i know you, you’re related to that one metal singer, that nerdy guy
who sings, “when angles deserve to die.”
get the f-ck outta here
man, this muhf-cker right here man
let me tell you something
i’ma tell him
muhf-cka, ayo this the type of fat smelly persian who likes to gel his hair
and stash fetta cheese in tupperware
and leave it in the fridge for like six months like it was never there
ask him what his favorite state in the u.s. is like i would ever care
but if i had to guess i would say arizona, cause there’s a desert there
this dude’s like the middle eastern bone crusher cause when it comes to electric chair
he ain’t never scared
aye, this is for all my people who are h-lla self aware
don’t ever dare him to get on delta air
cause he loves dying
he’s like, “man, are we gonna hop on a plane or use a ride?”
you should’ve seen him the other day getting all amped and juiced inside
cause i told him he was gonna get euthanized
every time you see a jewish guy you think of suicide
he thinks about that so much that the average person would lose their mind
but i bet the day it’s time for you to die
you wake up and wear your favorite suit and tie
and then wave to everybody at the airport like, “i love you dudes. goodbye.”
“where you going to?”
“dubai!”
[round 2: hfk]
you american f-ggot
you are not the best in your league
and from the top you’re farthest
and man, i’m so f-cking fat i mistook his eyebrows for one of the mcdonald arches
he’s g-y as h-ll
probably talks to 15 year old boys on aol like [?]
the only thing we have in common is that our women wear their veils
other than that you’re just a f-ggot with hair that’s gelled who gets paid to yell
your trip to toronto, i will make it h-ll
cause even my chinstrap’s saying you’ll take the l
versus arsonal you thought you were great but failed
thinking everything you say is just sick
telling me i’m a whale with some t-ts who likes cakes with his chips
and steak with his grits is not a line that’s amazingly sick
just cause you shake and you twitch and you say it like this
yo, just imagine this bi-polar f-ck trying to talk to a girl
what he’d say is this
“hi, my name is diz. i got a blazing whip. and i think you’re an amazing chick
and we should go on a date and exchange a kiss
and then i will f-ck break your ribs and rape your kids [?] you crazy b-tch!
here’s some wine take a sip.”
you can rip your lungs out and yell as loud as you want
i’m not f-cking scared of ya
i saw him and his boyfriend on the beach and all i say is “you’re pretty f-cking hairy brah.”
secretly you hate the u.s.a. cause all these chumps embarr-ss ya
so at night he goes home and locks the door to his room and yells “f-ck america!”
yo, lebanon and israel have been in a never ending war
for years they’ve been in a feud
but why they’re beefing gets me confused
i mean lebanese guys get circ-mcised when they exit the womb
they never throw any pigs in their stews or include any ribs in their food
and the nose on 95% of the dudes are incredibly huge
so what in the f-ck makes arabs different from jews?
now charron came to me like, “hfk, you and dizaster are both arabs. why are you battling then?
i think people from the same land should be friends.”
i just grabbed him from the shirt like, “i’m persian
and don’t you dare mistake me for a dirty arab again.”
[round 3: dizaster]
speaking of mcdonalds…
hfk took a trip to micky d’s and ordered a tricky p with chedda cheese
aye, don’t make fun of him cause the kid’s obese
he paid like 50 g’s to get those triple d’s
sand n-gga please
the f-ck you looking at?
he’s f-cking looking like a stupid cat
aww, man why you motherf-ckers wanna stop and make me sound like i said something wrong
you stupid motherf-cker your fart joke about sing something from the bong was all f-cking wrong
i’ll tell you this right now
americans and canadians should get together and celebrate
cause even in the middle east we find a reason to segregate
this motherf-cker, lays out his carpet and meditates at a steady rate
til the point that he eventually levitates
but the time he makes it in front of heaven’s gates
he’ll be rocking a pressure gauge attached to a metal brace
that says, “ready to detonate.”
so let’s set the record straight
you got so many terrorist genetic traits that even on your wedding day
the feds came to investigate cause they heard you requested yellow cake
really? that’s all? are you f-cking kidding me?
boom bah
motherf-cker you’re not hard
if i get robbed today i am putting someone in an arm bar
and if the swat parked outside i’m letting the glock spark
going outside strapping a bomb to a cop car and fleeing the king of the dot like, “allahu akbar!”
people say “rap is dead” because of jokes
well f-ck you then
i hope you’re miserable for the rest and you never have fun again
i hope your newborn dies at birth of a fever of 110
and your future wife f-cks every last one of your friends
you f-cking, fat, smelly persian, i’ll rip you in half
i’ll give you the math
you like incest like giving your little sister a bath
this stupid motherf-cker right here looking at me like
“you got the jordan’s on.”
oh you wish you had them cause your shirt is not matching
i came out here i’m f-cking up but i’m still f-cking rapping
your goatee is wack as f-ck
i’ma turn into freestyle and then i’m gonna smack you up
take the f-cking flapjacks off your neck then i’ma stack ’em up
having lyrically sick raps
doesn’t cover up for the fact that you have a ridiculous chinstrap
you’re a modern day victim to quick snacks
you f-cking big b-tch -ss
you’re always b-tching you wanna get rid of big m-ss
well b-tch switch to slimfast or stop ditching gym cl-ss
yo, f-ck you b-tch -ss, get back
i’ma cut the chitchat
you said he dipped his burgers in pizzas
nah, he dips his big mac’s in kitkats
i don’t need no writtens to beat you
cause you’re the f-cking reason why this league is f-cked
you can’t free for sh-t and you’re f-cking-man your jeans just suck
man, this muhf-cka right here is not rapping
he put on the red, white and black on his shoes, the red, white and black here, but that and that are not matching
f-ggot you look like aladdin
hold on, who are you supposed to be the new jafar?
i bet your middle name is abdul jabbar
and he loves following the moon and stars
compared to you i’m a youtube superstar
you’re just mad every time you go to the hookah bar
n0body even knows who you are
and if they do walk up to you, “dude…can you move my car.”
f-ck you falafel face
[round 3: hfk]
listen here you dizaster-bator
this man is a geek
telling me my clothes don’t match, what are you the fashion police?
yo, now why the f-ck would i ever want to purchase or check his weak music?
i mean the dude’s in a rap group with two brothers called “refugee unit”
this numb nut’s the dumbest
walking around with c-m all over his face
and i’m like, “what the f-ck is that?!”
he’s like, “um, um, it’s hummus.”
lately he’s been battling sh-tty opponents for some fake wins
thinks he can be a battle rap legend if he can take jin
f-ggot any battler or non battler could rape him
and your eyebrows are so f-cking huge the bouncers had to search them before you came in
growing up in lebanon, he had a terrible childhood
he was very sad and real troubled
i mean, his dad would -ss f-ck him if he didn’t wear a wig and belly dance for his uncles
true story, in his last battle the lights shut off and his punchlines would not hit
f-ck, i haven’t seen a blackout like that since your third round against locksmith
he’ll remain unsigned cause he’s a dork
stretching his bars like i’m that one guy who will come by at lunchtime
make this chump cry ’til he needs support
and he do is spit a bunch of dumb rhymes that are really forced
but a real mc will stick to the punchlines and keep it short
yo, he is really not dope
and f-ck all of his bars there wasn’t a single hot quote
and the judges should know that he clearly got smoked
and i didn’t have to use a single mom joke
even if she is a f-cking wh0r-
i’ll leave your soul buried, i’m the night shredder
i pop your hoe’s cherry and i give her nice pleasure
and just to throw it in, i’m more hairy and i hit my wives better!
now he wants to go around and say he’s american and he’s arabian
but your brother with the gl-sses on up there, well he’s canadian
true story
that’s it
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