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lirik lagu kill allen wrench - untitled

long period of silence

[womans voice]
“say my best album art description”
that’s kind of difficult
um…

uh~
you’ve placed me on the spot

[allen]
you just say~~
[woman’s voice]
has a very kind side, but he likes to keep it a secret. ~laughs~

[allen]
that’s humorous

[woman’s voice]
you do!
you have your public persona, and then you have what you are

[allen]
oh yeah, what am i?
[woman’s voice]
what are you?
i think, uh, deep down you’re a good guy~~you’re a nice guy

[allen]
besides being a punk rock superstar

cuts to another audio recording
[__] means one person talking
{__} means someone talking over someone

[allen]
~it’s not a hate, it’s a jealousy
lеsbians have this jealousy of allen wrеnch; the ultimate~the biggest punk rockstar of all time!
(women laugh and talk over him)

[woman’s voice]
so, why do you hate lesbians so much?

[non~english man’s voice]
(?)

[allen]
first of all, it’s a big mistake that i hate lesbians
i don’t hate lesbians
{women}
allen wrench sucks d~ck!
[allen]
lesbians~
lesbians hate me because i am the definitive~
{women}
yeah!
assh0l~!
shut up!

[allen]
what? i’m the f~cking definitive punk rock star!
{women}
you don’t like women. ~laughs~

[allen]
my f~cking band is 100% influenced by rockb~tch!
{women}
you suck!

[allen]
i have so many f~cking #### that are f~cking junkies and glue sniffers in my haram(?)
{women}
yeah, yeah, yeah. blah, blah, blah. ~laughs~

[allen]
it’s a~ it’s a jealousy thing
it’s a total, 100% jealousy thing
{women}
jealousy on ~your~ part
[allen]
and all these chicks~ all these chicks wanna’ be f~cking backstabbing each of their friends
“oh, i hate allen!”
“oh! i’ll stab this back~ stab f~cking this knife in the back of my friend!”
and then “oh!~”
{women}
“oh, oh, oh!”

[allen]
and then their friends get out of the loop and then i’m the next guy that f~cking rolls in there and f~cks them
{women}
yeah, yeah

[allen]
and it’s a total, 100% jealousy thing
and i don’t hate lesbians, i love lesbians. lesbians~
{women}
wow, wow, wow, wow. wait, wait, wait, wait~ ~laughs~

[allen]
lesbians are the number one in the wrench stable
what’d you think of that, baby?

[women]
~laughs~
wait, wait~

allen wrench, you suck d~ck

wait, wait, wait, no. wait a minute ~laughs~

[allen]
you guys are just jealous that i f~cking get more p~ssy than you do

[women]
~laughs~
wow!
{allen}
that’s the bottom line

[non~english man’s voice]
(?)

cuts to 3rd audio recording

[woman]
not one much can add on to superstardom, now is there?

[allen]
that’s the~ that’s the curse

[woman]
i~i~i~it’s the curse~
{allen}
the curse of superstardom; just like david bowie said

[allen]
like david bowie said, uh, you know
“fame’s something you want, until you have it.”

[woman]
so how do you live with this such…
uh~ monumentus curse?

[allen]
like a f~cking god
f~cking lots of chicks and drinking lots of booze
{woman’s voice}
nice

[allen]
loaded, behind the wheel every god d~mn day
my life is like a heavy metal video; chicks, booze, muscle cars, starlets, wannbe starlets, starlets on the~ on the way down, p~rn chicks tryna’ get out of the industry, p~rn chicks tryin’ to get in the industry, and chicks that are dying of bending over backwards to suck and f~ck their way to the top
that’s me, baby

[woman]
and you enjoy it, huh?

[allen]
oh yeah

[woman]
don’t feel like anything’s missing from your life at all?

[allen]
um…
one thing missing from my life~~hold on, gotta’ pee

[woman]
~laughs~
besides bladder control!
~laughs~

silence

[woman]
there’s a lot missing from his life, he just doesn’t know it
and that’s the sad part about allen wrench…

he just doesn’t realize any of it

silence

[allen]
the only thing~ the only thing missing from my life is a, uh…
is another corvette, i like the corvette i have right now
{woman’s voice}
uh~huh

[allen]
but i’d like to have a brand new one
you know, like, convertible
{woman’s voice}
yeah

[allen]
you know, with a~ with a #### in it, with really big tits

[woman’s voice]
why a ####?

[allen]
because, lesbians are uh…
they’re~ they’re a curious thing
{woman}
~laughs~
who are they curious?

[allen]
lesbians, well, they put up this big thing
f~first of all…
i’m totally convinced that lesbianism isn’t even a s~xual preference

i’m totally convinced that it’s actually a political orientation underneath uh~ uh~ guys
i think, uh, lesbianism is just another branch of the democratic party
you know, anything like that

[woman]
so kinda like a femin~z~ type mortality

[allen]
i never said femin~z~
a feminist definitely
liberal f~cking con

you have a republican screwin’ some chick, these feminist’s get all p~ssed off

you got clinton b~tt~f~cking some intern and it’s okay, you know? we’ve got to past this, you know?

a lesbianism~
i know so many chicks~ so many ##### that are just like~ you know, they’re all, uh, curiously
you know, they got the rainbow stickers on their car, they wear the rainbow necklaces
and when we’re alone, curiously they want to be smoking my poll

[woman]
smoking your poll?
{allen}
yeah, exactly

[allen]
but its~ but they’re afraid to do it in public, you know what i mean?
you know, they don’t~ they still wanna…
they want me to f~ck them; they want my big, thick, black d~ck in their b~tt
but they, uh~ they don’t want their friends to know, you know?

[woman]
well, i think everybody feels that way
they don’t want any of their friends to know they’re f~cking you, allen

[allen]
yeah, but they will

[woman]
why do you think that is?

[allen]
’cause they’re afraid

[woman]
afarid of what?

[allen]
they’re afraid of a superstardom spotlights, the national enquirer, the uh~ the star magazine
{woman}
the national enquirer?

[allen]
they don’t want a picture of me and them
i mean, what are they gonna’ tell their parents?

“hey, allen wrench is a nice guy. but, he’s f~ckin’ in the ass so keep~ so keep the collage money coming.”

cuts to 4th audio recording

[woman’s voice]
oh sh~t!

guitar plays
[allen]
my~ my musical influences are~ are…
number one; uh, a band from the uk called rockb~tch
and number two are herin pcp
and the last one; joan jett
(crowed cheers)

[allen]
basically, tonight i want to get in here and get all f~cked up
(?)
~and start scr~w~ng the groupies
(?)

cuts to 5th audio recording

[allen]
~many of them
i mean, it’s just ridiculous
it’s just… you know, whatever. i mean, if you’re halyway you know~
if you’re in a middle of f~cking one of them and you don’t like her, you decide~ you just throw her out and you call in the next one
you know?

my d~ck has its own taking over machine
you know, when your number’s called
{woman}
yeah, when it’s kind of right next to bed, right there

[allen]
“bring your sl~t ass.” yeah, it’s like “bring your sl~t ass over into the bed.” and uh, get ringed
~barp~

it’s great

[woman]
is there anything you prefer to do rather than, uh~
{allen}
than eat?
[woman]
~eating, f~cking, and…
{allen}
eating?
uh, yeah. drinking

[woman]
~laughs~
and drinking?

[allen]
yeah, i like drinking
my favorite drinking partner is tom white

[woman]
oh, really?

[allen]
yeah

[woman]
y~you and he pretty close?

[allen]
no

cuts to 6th audio recording

[allen]
~on an upward scale, but i take any chick
uh…
(men chatter in the background)

[men]
just like joan jett

hey, allen, i think you’re cool!

[allen]
are we ready to rock?
okay

cuts to 7th audio recording

[allen]
all right, stright from germany. i want to introduce you to the, uh…
a very scary man, so you better be nice

boris! come on out!

crowed claps and cheers

i think allen begins speaking gibberish to mock german’s and the crowed is not happy and repeatably screams profanities, demands he gets off the stage, boos, and even threatens his life

[allen, still doing the voice]
ladies and gentlemen, punk rock’s most important band…
k!ll allen wrench!

music

cuts to 8th audio recording

[woman]
~drunk do you notice he’s here?

[allen]
no

[woman]
~laughs~
so, you guys are just kind of two solitary drunks joined together?

[allen]
there’s a bunch of people around

[woman]
oh, really?
{allen}
m~hmh

[woman]
you usually really like to have a lot of people around you, don’t you?

[allen]
i usually do have a lot of people around me, they’re trying to gravy train off my stardom

[woman]
and… what do you think about that?
i mean all these people around you~
{allen}
i think it’s cool, because, you know

[allen]
i mean, that’s what it’s all about
you know, it’s the, uh…
it’s not just “i’m a star and all you other people f~ck off.” you know?
{woman}
uh~huh

[allen]
it’s like, “i’m a superstar!” but it’s like~ it’s likes “all my friends~”
“it’s a gravy train all my friends are ridin’ for free”

[woman]
doesn’t it bother you that all?

[allen]
no, it’s cool

[woman]
that people are friends with you just because they want to ride your gravy train?
{allen}
no, no

[allen]
well, they’re not
i mean, i have a lot of people~ friends of mine that are just…
that are friends of mine before~ uh…
um…
you know, became this super international superstar that i am, and uh, they’re just like~ you know, they’ve always been around
i mean, it’s not they’re hanging out because they, you know, they’re going to get something
uh~ because usually, i’m hanging out and getting bonded and all the heroin and pcp and money and stuff comes from the people just hanging out with me
you know how much money i spend a year on drugs?

[woman]
how much?

[allen]
nothin’

[woman]
really?

[allen]
don’t spend anything

[woman]
you just have a ton of people that give it to you for free?

[allen]
i don’t know

[woman]
it’s just always there, huh?

[allen]
theres~ yeah, it’s everywhere. it’s like the, uh…
i don’t know
it’s like i live in the middle of~~like a big, um…
it’s like a p~ssy plantation, you know, it’s just wrong
{woman}
a p~ssy plantation?

[allen]
’cause it’s growing on trees, you know

[woman]
so, you know, eventually everyone does fall apart, and stardom does fade

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