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lirik lagu key & peele - east/west bowl rap

[east intro: l’carpetron dookmarriot and j’d-nkalage morgoone]
hey, j’d-nkalage!
yeah, l’carpetron?
check out leoz. i wonder what he’s dreaming about
he is probably dreamin’ about what we’s gon’ do to the team from the west
i wonder…

[verse 1]
t’variusness, t.k. for short
i’m a bad mamma jamma and an awful sport

smoochie-wallace, call me tyroil
wrappin’ up rushers like aluminum foil

mccringleberry, i’m very scary
if i got the ball you best be wary

l’carpetron dookmarriot
i love the ball so much i wanna marry it

[hook]
‘cause the eastern schools gonna beat the fools from the west (juckson: ooh yeah!)
where football’s concerned we gonna show you that we are the best (morgoone: we are the best)

[verse 2]
i’m ibrahim moizoos
and my rhymes are clean like my name was dr. seuss

probincrux, the third, they call me the probe
i can intercept b-lls with my earlobes

shower-handel, that’s my name
power candle sounds the same

with jackmerius, d’squarius, and javarison-lamar
jaxon-waxon plays sax and d’marcus plays guitar

[hook]
‘cause the eastern schools gonna beat the fools from the west (williums: okay! don’t you know?)
where football’s concerned we gonna show you that we are the best (jaxon-waxon: indeed, we are the best)

[leoz maxwell jilliumz]
-gasp- it must have been all a dream. -gasp- or was it?

[west intro: quattro quattro]
oh, it’s on

w-ssup, y’all? it’s jefferspin
i’m the big left tackle, gonna help us win

x-wing @aliciousness
i’ll use my force to give the east distress

l’goodling-splatt is where it’s at
runnin’ through defenders and padding my stats

y’all know me, i’m washingbeard
catch so many b-lls it’s a little weird

[hook]
‘cause you know we gonna win against the east (quattro: this is what we said)
we gonna get the most points and they gonna get the least (carter: it’s tryna calm the voices running through my head)

back it up, it’s hardunkichud
i hit the qb and make a noise like thud

can’t block me and all of that jazz
‘cause y’all don’t want none of this ozamataz

they player (t.j. a.j.!)
formerly known (eeeeeeeee! (construction noise) lewith!)
as mousecop (and donkey t–th!)

i’m the touchdown man, that’s grundelplith
but y’all ain’t ready for my man, dan smith

(yo, yo) smith comma daniel
other kickers in the league don’t hold a candle
cheerleaders up on my chocolate crotch, those godd-mn baby c-cker-spaniel
byu, why you be, mad ‘cause the b-tches wanna get with me
got swishers, sweets, and dutchies, rollin’ ‘em so my team can touch these
hittin’ field goals blunted, been drunk when i punted
been like a hundred times that i already done it
oh sh-t, see, these haters thought i was playin’
stayin’ away from my face with all the bullsh-t they sayin’
but just remember who you tauntin’ when you tossin’ those gauntlets
i’m dan smith and the west is gettin’ rowdy like monsters

- lirik lagu key peele

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