lirik lagu kevin bloody wilson - kev's courting song
kevin bl–dy wilson
miscellaneous
kev’s courtin’ song
verse 1
blown too much of me time buying dinner and wine
and me money on flowers and lollies
only to find that what’s on me mind
isn’t on hers and she’s sorry
so i’ve made up some lines that save wastin’ time
and keep me from blowin’ me br-ss
i’m ever so cool i just prop on the stool
right next to hers and i ask:
chorus
‘do you f-ck on first dates?
does your dad own a brewery?
could i feel your t-ts?
or would you show ’em to me?
cause you’ve you’ve got a nice head
and you look pretty honest
so me face’ll be leavin’ in a quarter of an hour–
i’d like you to be on it’
verse 2
you know how it feels when you first meet a sheila
and the bullsh-t you’ve gotta go through
like callin’ her up and tellin’ her you love her
when all that you’d love is just to screw
but she wants to hold hands and you to meet her old man
and sit around for hours and talk
but me new method is, you just cut through the sh-t
and get down to the goodies straight off:
chorus
‘do you f-ck on first dates?
does your dad own a brewery?
could i feel your t-ts?
or would you show ’em to me?
do you sleep in the nick?
do you give head very often?
if we can decide, your place or mine
we can f-ck off then’
verse 3
so the next time you see a good-lookin’ sheila
and you’d give a week’s pay just to hold her
don’t sit acting dumb, just front her full-on
and drop a few lines like i told you
this new method of mine might not work every time
but then again no method will
i’ve been spat at and slapped, and kneed in the knackers
but then i’ve got a few f-cks as well
chorus
‘do you f-ck on first dates?
does your dad own a brewery?
could i feel your t-ts?
or would you show ’em to me?
if the answer is ‘no’
to me questions above —
then be a good sport and give me the name
of a girlfriend who does!’
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