lirik lagu kessokrap band - big back house
[intro]
yuh, yuh, yuh~yuh~yuh~yuh
uh, uh, oh yeah
[verse 1]
i got fat stacks, fat stacks, fat stacks
and i got a motherf~cking fat ass, b~tch
that’s cuz i eat whoppers every single day, b~tch
i can’t put down the cup, but i can’t put down the bag of fries, b~tch! (yo, uh~uh~uh)
they said to put the fries in the bag
but i can’t stop putting them in my mouth
just like a motherf~cking c~ck! (yeah)
and then my fatness f~cked me over
cuz one day, i woke up late, i woke up late from eating five pizzas
and i was late for motherf~cking work
then i had to catch the bus, i had to catch the bus
but my fatass was running late for the bus, too! f~ck!
so i kept trying to run for the motherf~cking bus
but i couldn’t f~cking run cuz i was moving bout 0.6 miles per motherf~cking hour
i ain’t gonna translate that to kilometers, you f~cking european f~cks, b~tch, yo
i couldn’t make it to the bus stop
then i got fired from work, b~tch
now that i’m homeless and can’t pay the rent
maybe i’ll finally lose some motherf~cking weight
but then everyone started giving me some motherf~cking big macs on the motherf~cking street
they won’t give me money; they won’t help me find a job
they just keep giving me food, cuz this fat boy really wants some food
i told them to stop giving me motherf~cking chicken nuggets
but nah, nah, nah, they don’t wanna give me no motherf~cking spare change
they’re just gonna eat a mcchicken right in front of my motherf~cking face
drop the leftovers like i’m a greasy dog
then i crawled my down to f~cking wendy’s
i begged the manager for a f~cking job
then the managers told me “you could get the job
but you gotta do one thing for me”
one, one thing for me
i asked “what the f~ck do you want me to do?”
she said “you gotta do one single jumping jack!
and then you get the job, then you get the job!
better yet, better yet, better yet, i’ll give you a motherf~cking manager role, b~tch, i’ll give you the whole motherf~cking store!”
the district manager came in and said they’re gonna make me the ceo of the motherf~cking company if i do one jumping jack
then i got up, i tried to do the jumping jack, yeah, yeah, yeah
i tried to do the jumping jack, then i turned over like a f~cking beach ball!
i failed, i failed, i failed, b~tch
i failed, i failed, i failed, b~tch
and then they laughed at me
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