lirik lagu keepaz of the krypt - violent j is a bitch
[intro: drunk zambini]
hocus pocus joker’s ride, gonna take violent j on a carnie ride
hocus pocus joker’s ride, gonna take violent j on a carnie ride
[verse 1: drunk zambini]
i caught violent j slippin’ chillin’ at a strip bar
out back suckin’ d~ck fillin’ up a tip jar
wizard of the hood good at suckin’ that d~ck
claimin’ duke of the wicked, but he ain’t sh~t
’cause j’s too busy tryin’ to blow up as a drag queen
fat clowns always keepin’ up with the f~g scene
bl~wj~b fatty with bukkake from a tag team
drinkin’ up the nut like it’s water from a canteen
i wrote a love letter, and he didn’t respond
got me feelin’ like i’m just another fish in the pond
f~ck that, i’m gonna stick him with my magic wand
so deep, pull it out and frost his clown ass like a cinnabon
hey, joe, you nothin’ but a gay ho
ask a ouija board if violent j was dope, it say no
i can’t gеt it hard in your mouth, it be like play~doh
if you wanna suck my d~ck some morе, go chase a rainbow
[chorus: one man kru]
he likes to front like he’s cool when he’s really a pr~ck
he likes to picture underage girls ridin’ his d~ck
he likes to treat other artists like we ain’t sh~t
so f~ck joe bruce, violent j is a b~tch
he likes to treat juggalos like an atm
and he treats ’em like marks when they meet him
and he’s all about the money, so he fakes he’s rich
so f~ck joe bruce, ’cause violent j is a b~tch
[verse 2: one man kru]
d~mn, homie, you should’ve been me
i was at the house party, j almost od’d
he passed the f~ck out face down on the couch
with a gang of drool leakin’ out his mouth
he was dreamin’ he was sippin’ on soda
while slanging crack rocks tryin’ to make his quota
tornado sirens blarin’ off in the distance
next thing you know, his house was spinnin’ in an instant
but it was on, just a bunch of bullsh~t
joe makes up stories ’cause he’s full of sh~t
just like the time he tried to tell me he would beat my ass
showed up to his hood, and he took a hard pass
’cause violent j is a b~tch
he loves suckin’ d~ck for pills and pretendin’ he’s still rich
but he’s a broke motherf~cker
and a broke d~ck fake woke f~ggot~ass c~cksucker
[chorus: one man kru]
he likes to front like he’s cool when he’s really a pr~ck
he likes to picture underage girls ridin’ his d~ck
he likes to treat other artists like we ain’t sh~t
so f~ck joe bruce, violent j is a b~tch
he likes to treat juggalos like an atm
and he treats ’em like marks when they meet him
and he’s all about the money, so he fakes he’s rich
so f~ck joe bruce, ’cause violent j is a b~tch
[verse 3: drunk zambini, one man kru]
my first magic trick’s gonna be like this
i’ll make my d~ck disappear and reappear in his lips
the wizard of the hood suckin’ d~ck so good
i got him squealin’ like a piggy gettin’ f~cked in the woods
my magic trick is dig up your b~tch
then l!ck on her cl~t ’cause her p~ssy’s still sl!ck
then i’ll bust in her slit before i come to your crib
and make you suck all the rigor mortis off of my d~ck, b~tch
now i’m gonna shuffle up a deck of cards
pull out the queen of hearts, and my d~ck gets hard
then i hypnotize violent j to come to my place
violate his prostate and bust a nut in his face
they be sayin’ that my last trick might be the best
i tie up violent j and lock him up in a chest
but the wizard of the wack couldn’t pass the test
so i buried him alive in the crypt with the rest
[chorus: one man kru]
he likes to front like he’s cool when he’s really a pr~ck
he likes to picture underage girls ridin’ his d~ck
he likes to treat other artists like we ain’t sh~t
so f~ck joe bruce, violent j is a b~tch
he likes to treat juggalos like an atm
and he treats ’em like marks when they meet him
and he’s all about the money, so he fakes he’s rich
so f~ck joe bruce, ’cause violent j is a b~tch
[outro: drunk zambini]
guess who’s wack, wack again
j is wack, tell a friend
j is wack, j is wack, j is wack, j is wack
j is wack, j is wack, j is wack, j is wack
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