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lirik lagu justgamer - makoto naegi vs jimbo

[intro]
bad idea rap~
jimbo
vs
makoto naegi
begin!

[verse 1: jimbo (dumbshlop)]
hey pal! take a seat, let me deal you in!
it’s rap battle balatro and here’s how you win
we’ve got three types of blinds, all increasing in size
once you beat those three then we’ll just rewind it
til you go through six rounds, either played or skipped
with a couple jokers in the middle you could get
but that’s for later, i say enough with the talk
give me a simple four line verse to start us off

[verse 2: makoto naegi(justgamer)]
right then, i’m think that i’m up for thе test
with gambling i’m not the best, that’s morе of celeste
regardless, i’ll make it through every blind that i face and
you’ll need a genocide jack once you see how i ace this

[verse 3: jimbo (dumbshlop) makoto naegi(justgamer)]
that wasn’t half bad but i don’t mean your rap
i meant the depth of the challenge, you’re clearly suppose to pass it
i’m joking around, but speaking of which!
we gotta go to the shop cause there’s jokers to pick!
we’ve got this handsome guy which multiplies the strength of your disses
or this joker you can discard to summon assistance!
(i’ll take this one) uh whatever, that’s alright
typical, you can’t do anything without a friend by your side
your quick thinking is fine
less there’s a trick being played by a pretty girl
in which case then you’re blind
so i wanna see how you come up with stuff, surprise me
let’s see you do an eight bar verse with a single rhyme scheme
[verse 4: makoto naegi(justgamer)]
no matter what ante you’re dishin’, i’ll hit it
don’t need to cash all my chips in, got them stackin’ in riches
and my truth bullets that’ll pierce with precision
you hit as well as one of yasuhiro’s prediction
i can’t respect what you do when you took inscryption
added slot machines noises and gambling addictions
and use players’ hope of ending their cycle of misses
with only a sliver of a chance for success like misprint

[verse 5: jimbo (dumbshlop) makoto naegi(justgamer)]
i thought you’d be for holding out for hope, c’mon!
ah it’s whatever, let’s just go to the shop
this one will give a bar for every dr name that you rap
(discard for a beat swap?) or you can take that
hey, you made it to the boss blind, here we go!
hope your monopad’s got enough materials
so grab a dictionary and study up on your words
cause you’ve got 20 lines to go through in a very big verse!

[verse 6: makoto naegi(justgamer)]
i’m always able to take part in back and forth debates
while you need some planet cards for better points to make
through hangman, i pieced together every word
but with hanged man, you just rid yourself of cards with no worth
maybe you need some flush, that makeup’s quite bold
while i’m king midas cause my face card is gold!
a jester so corny that he comes from indiana
and delays updates by posting jokes with bananas
a follower of despair, torturing others for sport
laughing in their faces cause they’re just a couple chips short
but fighting for others is what gives me hope
so i won’t choose to go through this battle alone!
[verse 7: kyoko kirigi (tafox)]
your creator stays faceless, seems he plays abandoned deck
which would make sense for most indie game devs except
you’re used as an actual puppet for his voice
which leads me to believe that there’s a reason behind this choice
cause he could’ve been vain with his in~game imagery
but chose to give you a rather weak and simple ability
being so overlooked would grant you both anonymity
do i have that right, gary mccready?

[verse 8: jimbo (dumbshlop) makoto naegi(justgamer)]
nope! sad you wasted a joker for that verse
but here, wheel of fortune just hope that it’ll work
now things will get tougher, challenges really make you try
let’s swap your actor out for a more fitting white guy!
(can i refuse?) sorry kid, but that’s it!
unless that tarot i gave you cl!cks, it just can’t be skipped!
you’re no fun to mess with, ever heard that before?
“i’m makoto naegi, i got the one in four!”
“and if i’m not lucky then kyoko’s by my side”
“that’s not the first time she’s helped me out and then died”
let’s just keep going, move on to the next blind
i just need eight bars where you do some double time
(well doing that on this beat seems rather hard)
then either give up or take that beat joker and discard
you’re already on my nerves cause you somehow rolled that
now get on with it and get back on the track!
[verse 9: makoto naegi(justgamer)]
i’ve solved cases, i’m not scared of the stakes that you’ve got
it’s clear i’ve won, when only one of us ever lost to a bot
your players’ brains are dead, a shuffled deck that keep losing fast
but they keep rollin’ just wasting more gold on buying booster packs
and you just can’t go hard, couldn’t be a stone card when you drop lines
what you’ve done’s weak stuff, words debuffed like it’s pillar boss blind
you should stop it, go no options with your short list of quotes
can’t keep playing in this game, bet you wish you chose to fold

[verse 10: jimbo (dumbshlop)]
i don’t want you standing there so brave!
you p~ssed your pants ’til the fifth f~cking grade!
and you know what? stop, just forget about the shop
i’ll go off~script for ya cause i’ve got something to say
you’ve been on this hope wins lucky sh~t since the start
the only dr protag that doesn’t go through an arc
walking ’round a 3d school that’s so dang large
but your personality and sprites are flat as playing cards!
did hope stop the nine deaths in your first k!lling game?
did hope stop the adults from falling victim all the same?
so what makoto? please rebut makoto!
what do you do when everyone betrays your trust makoto!
i’m texas hold ’em, your text goes: hold it!
but unlike ace attorney, all your cases are bullsh~t
if you wanna keep screaming words to get through your d~mn strifes
here’s a boss blind you can’t beat no matter what hand type
not your court but this time, a joker is giving judgement
like your last k!lling game, you won’t get another run in
no coming back, no matter what you or kodaka tries
all lines are disabled ’til makoto naegi dies!

[verse 11: makoto naegi(justgamer)]
no that’s wrong! i know that you’re lying
there’s a way for me to skip this challenge without dying!
in your blind rage to make sure my time was shortened
you forgot to notice i grabbed a wheel of fortune!

[verse 12: jimbo (dumbshlop)]
alright cards on the table, this is getting really dumb
when the f~ck you pick up nagito level luck?
but that’s fine, there’s no need for you to exit
all we have to do is keep going to play on endless

[verse 13: makoto naegi(justgamer)jimbo (dumbshlop)]
he’s not letting up until he sees the end of me
and i doubt he’s just gonna let me leave
i need to find a way to make sure we won’t move on
there’s gotta be a time when his rage wasn’t too strong
i got it! you’re no longer having fun
cause you didn’t think it’d be this easy when we begun
and if i can’t go and undo what i’ve already done
then my only option left is to reset the run! (what no!)

[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
who asked?
stay tuned for the next bad idea rap battles
which is on the way!

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