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lirik lagu jumpoff tv - wrc07 lush one & f.l.o. vs dumbfoundead & sahtyre

[round 1: dumbofundead/sahtyre]

[sahtyre]
my rap sk!ll is that ill, leave both of you cats k!lled
so i hope this fat seal just had its last meal
you guys are gay, you can’t rhyme this way
why the f~ck does your shirt look like the walt disney light parade

[dumbofundead]
now handle your behavior, your mom likes to eat saber
why the f~ck your shirt look like a screensaver
on a desktop, he likes fresh c~ck
and i f~cked your mom in a press box

[sahtyre]
and i play his xbox
i f~ck his mom’s face on the turnbuckle like i’m x~pac

[dumbfoundead]
and he looks like an ex cop
god d~mn

[sahtyre]
his mother’s s~x rocks
f~ck lush and f.l.o
i didn’t know theo huxtable started eating lunchables
[dumbfoundead]
you got gay raps, you better face that
how the f~ck is your whole face chapped
god d~mn, my bars stretch
you need to wash your face in some carmex

[sahtyre]
carmex, that’s the best bar yet
this guy’s been snorting meth
and each one of his cheeks been spent a week in a h~rnet’s nest and tore his flesh
that sh~t’s ugly, it looks like he’s been playing naked rugby
with his mother who loves me

[host]
time!

[round 1: lush one/f.l.o.]

[f.l.o.]
ayo
both these motherf~ckers is lame
you f~cking privileged rich kids, favorite rapper is the game
n~gga, and i’m calling out names
this n~gga look like rick james had a baby with claire danes

[lush one]
yeah
and i’ll be honest, yo
y’all are the two softest hoes to ever try to rock a show at project blowed
your broad’s a hoe, she leave the whole projects blowed
your rap’s something aceyalone should not condone
[f.l.o.]
you know what i’m saying, dude, i’m a boss
y’all motherf~ckers get ate like pork chops and apple sauce
n~gga, both y’all know you already lost
n~gga, i could blindfold your ass with a piece of f~cking tooth floss

[lush one]
y’all seen hook? that was a really dope movie, yo
the last boy rufus shoved a sushi roll in his coochie hole
he’s a stupid hoe
your mom likes to use my load when she lubes her throat

[f.l.o.]
and that’s how we do it, man, it’s lit
off the top of the head, no planning
y’all motherf~ckers bout to drown in the landing
and look, let me just examine
you look like an orphan, abandoned, broke, young nick cannon

[host]
time
round 2

[sahtyre]
check it
your rap is soft
talking bout pork chops and applesauce is cause that’s what he’s looking at every time he’s jacking off
ima beat him fast
motherf~cker has a f~cking season pass to hometown buffet, smells like cheese and ass
[dumbfoundead]
he ain’t rapping well with t~~th yellower than sam cassell
you’re a f~cking male version of patti labelle but ima call you pat labelle

[sahtyre]
i’ll punch his lips, who the f~ck is this?
wearing an eye hat cause your eyes are bigger than your stomach is
you don’t wanna bust with me, i do this sh~t daily
what the f~ck is it? wayne brady and this guy, some form of lady
that doesn’t have nothing but rabies and scabies
your parents hate me

[dumbfoundead]
san francisco hat: 2 cents, this flamboyant ass shirt: 5 cents
you being rejected from the hyphy movement: priceless
god d~mn, let’s talk about your sidekick
when this fat guy does an arm high lift
god, i can see his side tits

[sahtyre]
yo, see his side tits
this guy be kn~b slobbing and that’s the hobgoblin
he puts on football pats and starts c~ckblocking

[host]
time!

[round 2: lush one/f.l.o.]

[f.l.o.]
when y’all rap i’m straight bored
both y’all f~cking punks rolled here on the same f~cking skateboard
y’all n~ggas ain’t even adored
y’all look like reject n~ggas from the wu~tang clan with fake swords

[lush one]
and on some bully sh~t, i used to tease him in recess
these fools is like the neptunes with even less street cred
what the f~ck, you’re embarrassing the blowed
and i’m tearing into bones and i’m scared of little b~tch hoes

[f.l.o.]
check this out, man, it’s h~lla evident
you so skinny, you gotta rock a shoe string for a necklace
and your body is neglected
n~gga, you had a grain of rice and a shot of f~cking green tea for breakfast

[lush one]
this guy’s my favorite rapper, he’s got some crazy patterns
but i didn’t know that tracy chapman was spitting with a skater’s accent
what the f~ck, when i wreck the track
i wonder, la, how the f~ck does this sh~t get a pass?

[f.l.o.]
for real man, on tv, y’all just seen it
and you can rewind it, and y’all pride, n~gga, you can’t redeem it
that’s why y’all both gay metro dudes that suck p~n~s
and got the kate moss diet, n~gga, both these f~ggots bulimic

[host]
time

[round 3: dumbfoundead/sahtyre]

[dumbfoundead]
shut up, you need to find your d~ck
god d~mn, you’re an expert at dine and ditch
stop doing lines of fizz
you used to play with spy kids and microchips
until someone gave you a hiero mix
and you’re like “i’m the sh~t”

[sahtyre]
hiero mix, now he thinks “i’m the sh~t”
you can’t rhyme sick
he’s not dressed like an idiot, i guess it’s just for white kids
the hyphy movement’s a fad, i’m removing this f~g
at nightime, he sees you in the drag

[dumbfoundead]
you’re a fake cheater and you’re a cake eater
you look like cleveland from family guy, “hey, peter”

[sahtyre]
“hey, peter,” you’re a gay cheater
my raps is nasty
you have a chapped face, your pants is ashy

[dumbfoundead]
ashy, i’ll f~ck ashley in the ass cheeks in the backseat
and you better call a taxi back to san francisco
you f~cking wash your face with crisco

[sahtyre]
and they dance at discos
these guys are f~gs, they’re rhyming wack
what the f~ck is this, you’re robin thicke
this is rob & big but you’re not as rich
i give your mom the d~ck
yadada dig?

[host]
time!

[round 3: lush one/f.l.o]

[f.l.o.]
i k!ll you motherf~ckers half speed
this motherf~cker confused ass fale f~ggot half breed
talking bout this, man, you boneless
motherf~ckers look like a gay couple in a card box that’s homeless

[lush one]
yeah, i’m a v~g~n~ hound
his pops owns a restaurant in chinatown that serves fried cat by the pound
and you don’t like me now, cause i’m from the town with the hyphy sound
but his wife wants to ride me around

[f.l.o.]
and ima tell you why i thank you
y’all motherf~ckers look like cool cue sticks, n~gga, your ankles
and that’s the real reason
y’all felt right at home kicking up that dirt like it was gay marriage season

[lush one]
yo
he couldn’t shoot the gift with a present if he aimed a rifle at it
this fools a missing link between michael jackson and mic assassin
your rhyme is trash, b~tch
it doesn’t really matter cause mine is classic
f~ggot

[f.l.o.]
how i do it, man
no matter where you go, fake n~ggas, i’ll find ya
and this is something to just remind ya
ay, you know that movie big trouble in little china?
it was based on my d~ck in yo mama’s v~g~n~

[host]
time!

welcome back to the 2007 world rap championships. the judges came to they decision. we gon’ check out and see what they said. and it’s going with the left team, dumbfoundead and sahtyre. y’all shake hands, show some love

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