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lirik lagu jtc - rounds for kray shendo

round 1

for those who don’t know i should explain – nick and i know eachother from the murky world of battle forums and text battles
but don’t worry, this ain’t gonna be all dead raps, like “he said that – in his net chat”
you might get that from the next chap, but i’m here to dead man, neck snapped, sent back to his shef pad with his head battered a dead tw-t
and by the way…negged, lad

yeah we’re both on forums, and yeah that makes us both neeks
but even on forums you’re a laughing stock. so peak

this is like jay and kanye in paris, mate
they’ll say the same thing when we both rap today
‘cos after my verse, they say “that sh-t cray”
after your verse, they say “that’s sh-t, kray”

you’re the kinda guy to drink a gl-ss of red wine before bed time, thinking that you’re highbrow
when you rap, n0body listens to your best rhymes, they just spend time staring at your eyebrows

‘cos your mon0brow is so bad…when you stare inside the mirror’s surface i bet it hurts your mind
your mon0brow is so bad…you could trace a perfect line across your hairy eyes
your mon0brow is so bad…it makes your nose look like a cirumcised person might
your mon0brow is so bad…it’s f-cking worse than mine

look…for kray, this clearly isn’t really the thing that he’s on
he’s a busker – catch him in singing a song in liverpool one
playing the piano, and singing along

and i wanted to listen to your music with spiral vine
but it just hurt my f-cking ears every time i tried
that sh-t should be cl-ssified as a violent crime
and carry a sentence of 25 to life

and just to throw this in here ‘cos i’m on first and i’m f-cking cynical
and anyone else who does a line like this after me will look unoriginal
we’re in django’s today, watch this man go deranged
start with you, now i’m a k!ller off the leash – django unchained

round 2

kray’s the kinda guy who talks tough to people online like wants to impress ’em
like it’s really important that he’s got their respect and there’s one way to get it
as if there’s anything about you that could possibly be threatening
so you’re a gangster kray? what is it, ronnie or reggie?

you talk like you’re a king in the meth business
running with slingers and ex-slingers, building some next figures
in reality you’re just a weird kid from some dead village in the middle of the wirral
you probably sit in and collect figures

and when you’re not trying to convince us you’re proper hench
krayfishing for compliments

so now watch this embarr-ssment nicky bring bars
like he’s big and he’s hard: nicky, you aren’t
people only keep you round nicky for laughs
so go ahead make a big f-cking -rs- of yourself like nicki minaj

look, i’ve checked your pen – you’ve got some nice lyrics
but what’s the point of nice writtens with no punchlines in it?
nothing to leave people’s ire risen, mind filling or sides splitting?
you’re not nice with it. you couldn’t land one punch if you tried spitting to five minute time limits

how are you a rapper though kray?
you’ve never even rapped til today
you’re more “text battles all day”
you only rap on the page like the mac of all trades

so from someone who knows him – lemme tell you some facts about nick
he doesn’t know the difference between a rock of crack, and a spliff
goes to sheffield uni, don’t know how he manages it with his arrogance
thinks he’s the most intelligent in this whole planet we live
genuinely believes that his band’ll get big
can solve all the world’s problems singlehandedly if just a chance he was given
that’s not even to mention the embarr-ssing tiff you were having with briggz
with the ian watkins case, he didn’t give a d-mn or a sh-t about the actual kids it was happening with
he said he’s glad it exists ‘cos his band are so sh-t, and now he’ll never have to hear another album from him
what the f-ck kind’ve man’re you nick?
if you’re thinking why are you yelling all this irrelevant sh-t
i need you to understand how this absolute pr-ck actually thinks

round 3

but why would anyone think you’re the best bro?
you’re bars are sh-t, with a dead flow
i’m way above this kid from the get-go
why am i having to reach down to hit a krayshendo?

this kid ain’t some gat burstin’ man murdrin’ bad person
he’s just a sad virgin rap nerd with aspergers

now i’m not here to mock the mentally ill, just to get a cheap win
but if you didn’t want me mentioning it…
why would you tell me that sh-t, and then get in the ring?
so kray – how does it feel to have no empathy with all your friends and your kin?
how does it feel when you’re getting it in with some fresh little chick
she looks up at you and sees your dead f-cking grin, runs away quicker than a jet in the wind?
how does it feel knowing every argument you’ve ever been in people were letting you win
so they wouldn’t have to listen to a ten minute whinge?

yeah, but i’m all about that retro gaming
nintendo, sega, tecmo, gaiden
so when i say i’m “on the spectrum”, i mean it’s the zx i’m playing
when he says he’s “on the spectrum”…he’s talking ’bout his mental status

i wanted to battle someone i rate and like, who’s great at rhyme
how’d i end up with the bait whack white zain azrai?

look, i took this battle just to school this nerd
and to k!ll him third round with a brutal verse
rain man here took it to watch the coin spinning through the air
so he would finally get to find out who’s on first

so call me george when i’m downing lenny
one quick round to the head and he’s out forever
so many punches, when they rain…man! even you couldn’t count how many

a whole round of aspergers jokes, you’ve gotta know that’s proper low
but i like you nicky, so sorry bro

and bard said the battle scene needs jtc, that was f-cking absurd
i’m not the hero the scene needs, i’m the one it deserves

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