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lirik lagu jt machinima - get schwifty numero dos

[cromulons head]
show me what you got!

[morty smith]
oh no rick! the cromulons are back again!

[rick sanchez]
oh wow morty, th-th-that’s uncanny
it’s almost as if two pathetic youtube guys
decided to make their own musical tribute
to “rick and morty’s adventures”
an-and they couldn’t think of a more original way
to start the song

[morty smith]
wait- what are you talking about?!

[rick sanchez]
nevermind

[morty smith]
th-that doesn’t even make sense!

[rick sanchez]
morty and mc bulldops are back in the hizzy!
all my gip glops- all my glip glops put your
hands in the air!
morty, morty- drop me a fat beat!

[morty smith]
okay rick!

(verse one)

[rick sanchez]
represtin’ earth c-137
y-you won’t get a better-
better rick sanchez is any dimension
[galactic federation p.a.]
arrest him!
he’s got a rap sheet of galactic offenses!
[rick sanchez]
none of which were s-xual
everybody consented
(burp)
i get up in the morning
pull my morty out of bed
[morty smith]
time for another demented adventure again
every time we come this close to ending up dead
remember when we buried ourselves?
that messed with my head!

[rick sanchez]
yeah
that was dark (burp)
it’s in the past though morty
i’m gonna have to ask you to put this in your -sshole shortly
[morty smith]
no way! i was a victim of a “jelly bean” predator!
[rick sanchez]
think of it this way morty
you’re just building more character

[jerry smith]
beth, lets be serious
your fathers off his rocker
[rick sanchez]
i’ve got no regrets jerry
but i can’t speak for my daughter
[summer smith]
oh my god! this family’s such an embarr-ssment
[rick sanchez]
n-body asked you summer
come back when you become relevant

[prince nebulon]
you have the formula for dark matter
hand it to me!
[rick sanchez]
check between my -ss cheeks
if you want the recipe (eww)
shock you like a mind f-ck
call it “inception”
just like scary terry
[scary terry]
i’m all up in your head b-tch!

[morty smith]
oh hi jessica!
[rick sanchez]
morty, ignore that chick
ya know, human females only have 3 orifices
[morty smith]
why would anyone need anymore than that rick?
[rick smith]
morty, trust me
your gonna get bored of that quick

drop some more of that chorus sh-t!

(chorus x2)
schwifty

get schwifty

wubalubadubdub!

(verse two)

[morty sanchez]
i got to go to school rick
that’s what my parents say
[rick sanchez]
shut up morty
you don’t have friends there anyway
[morty smith]
well at least when i had a kid
i stuck around!
[rick sanchez]
you raised him pretty well
he destroyed the whole f-ckin’ town!

[rick sanchez]
a s-xbot, morty?
that’s the best you can do?
you needed me to get jessica interested in you
[morty smith]
well- don’t forget
you couldn’t make it work out with unity
sounds like a job for mr. meeseeks!
[mr. meeseeks]
look at me!

[morty smith]
i’m fed up with always getting taken for granted
i should had k!lled your -ss at the festival
back on purge planet!
[rick sanchez]
whoa morty, i’m impressed
that was pretty harsh
[morty smith]
sorry, rick
i gotta lay off the yummy yum’s bars
[rick sanchez]
it’s all good little man
my homies got our back!
bird person
squanchy
even reverse giraffe!
(scream)
just a parasite, its under control
[mr. p–pyb-tthole]
good job, rick!
[rick sanchez]
thanks, mr. p–pyb-tthole

(chorus x2)
schwifty

get schwifty

wubalubadubdub!

[rick sanchez]
yeahh
rick and morty-
morty and rick-
track number-number two
numero dos!
yeahh!
this is our song
motherf-ckers!
get schwifty

[morty smith]
morty on the mic
and i’m high on purgenol
i’ll set fire to this track
before i f-cking burn you all!
you know i may not be smart
but i’ve got a lot of heart
i make all the tough calls like the time i k!lled fart
[rick sanchez]
yeah morty, we’ll do-
we’ll do whatever it costs
to get the mulan szechuan teriyaki dipping sauce!
even it if means calling in seal team ricks
just kidding
lick my b-lls you talentless d-cks!

[morty smith]
i’m the one true morty
and that’s a fact
alone we aren’t much;
but we are strong as a pack!
i’m the mortiest morty
and that makes me pretty awesome
[rick sanchez]
careful
a c-cky morty can lead to some real problems
lets take a break at blips and chitz!
watchin’ ball fondlers
its the sh-t!
pest patrol with pickle rick!
kalaxian crystals!
give me a hit!

[morty smith]
i survived anatomy park
get on my level!
[rick sanchez]
i made satan my b-tch
now he calls me the devil
[morty smith]
portal hoppin’ every day
[rick sanchez]
it’s my favorite hobby
[squanchy]
shut the door! [ugh- gross!]
can’t you see that i’m squanching?!
[rick sanchez]
you couldn’t trick me with a million-layered simulation
guess who collapsed the galast-galactic federation
i’ve got a solution for any bad situation (burp)
even tiny rick was a m-ssive sensation

(chorus x2)
schwifty

get schwifty

wubalubadubdub!

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