lirik lagu joss collen - drama in aisle five
woke up late, toothpaste on my shirt
tried to act cool, but it only hurt
tried a pickup line in the grocery store
she said, “nice try,” and walked out the door
tripped on a cat, spilled all my chai
neighbor filmed it — now i’m viral, why?
[pre~chorus]
friends say “joss, you’re a walking mess,”
but i own this chaos, no need to impress
everyday’s a sitcom, no rehearsals here
punchline ready, i got no fear!
[chorus]
it’s just another day in the life i live
making wrong turns with the laughs i give
if there’s trouble, i somehow dive
yeah, i bring the drama in aislе five!
slippin’, trippin’, never on cuе
but hey, i make boredom say “adieu!”
might be chaos, but i survive—
with a wink and a grin, man, i thrive!
[verse 2]
got chased by a cow while i wore red
lost my shoe, now my toe’s street~fed
joined yoga to calm down my soul
farted mid~pose — that was not the goal
online date said “you seem sweet,”
until i spilled curry on the backseat
[pre~chorus]
people stare like i’m breaking rules
but i play life like april fools
messed~up plans are my routine
every misstep feels like a meme!
[chorus]
it’s just another day in the life i live
making wrong turns with the laughs i give
if there’s trouble, i somehow dive
yeah, i bring the drama in aisle five!
slippin’, trippin’, never on cue
but hey, i make boredom say “adieu!”
might be chaos, but i survive—
with a wink and a grin, man, i thrive!
[bridge]
cue the music when i walk in
spillin’ tea like it’s my sin
life’s a circus, i’m the show
and somehow still stealing the glow…
[final chorus]
cuz it’s just another day in the life i live
making wrong turns with the laughs i give
if there’s trouble, i somehow dive
yeah, i bring the drama in aisle five!
slippin’, trippin’, never on cue
but hey, i make boredom say “adieu!”
might be chaos, but i survive—
with a wink and a grin, man, i thrive!
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