lirik lagu joshua burner - a million fearsome ways to fail
[josh, spoken]
oooh~hoohoohoohoohoohoohoo!
it’s that time of year again, folks!
this party’s getting started
and guess what? it’s crazy! aaahahahahahaaaa!
[josh[
there’s so much stuff to talk about, i don’t know where to start
maybe at the dawn of suck with squeenix ai art
the layoffs sure were bad this year
(their workers all have disappeared)
now watch as greed and dummies tear this industry apart!
[chorus]
there’s a million fearsome ways to fail
(ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh)
oh, why do they make the same mistakes again?
(really stupid businessmen)
there’s a million fearsome ways to fail!
(they all should be in jail)
and we’ll count them down right here in this top ten!
[josh]
indie games were great, but a few made some mistakes
like losing all support for your game of flying drakes
or adding broken fighter guys
(and then leave the game to die)
or say your game is punk’y when we know that claim is fake!
[chorus[
(there’s a million fearsome ways to fail)
the bluey game was cr~p
(oh, why do they make the same mistakes again?)
they cannot stop the cap
(there’s a million fearsome ways to fail)
flee the guarding of the veil
(and we’ll count them down right here in this top ten)
[aramau]
you could try getting paid making ninty emulators
get your new game localized with a cringe translator
what about ten thousand stores of worthless nfts?
or be the death of goodness that was
[both]
k!ll the justice league
[josh]
threatened by a racket just so they can get a check
[ari]
or try to sell a piece of seven hundred dollar tech
[josh]
or jourrnalists could do their thing
(of stupid takes on everything)
or making gaming movies that are nothing but a wreck!
[ari, spoken]
don’t worry, we still have sonic! do we? yes we do
[chorus]
there’s a million fearsome ways to fail
(bet they made this game on meth)
oh, why do they make the same mistakes again?
(or mocking toriyama’s death)
there’s a million fearsome ways to fail
(these games are really getting stale)
and we’ll count them down right here in this top ten! (you fail!)
delist your game though fans had paid
(you fail!)
saying your new game’s quadruple a
(you fail!)
really any game by ubisoft!
(fail!) all the other games that took a million dollar loss!
(you fail!)
screw things up and give yourselves a raise!
(you fail!)
k!lling off your game in fourteen days!
(you fail!)
force you all to play with psn!
we’ll count them down right here in this top
(mister joker’s reckoning bop)
count them down right there in this top ten!
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