lirik lagu joren cull - the 179 days of christmas
[intro]
“hey kids, are you ready for christmas?”
“yeah, woo!”
“i can’t hear you! i said, are you ready for christmas?!”
“yeah!”
“well, here we go!”
[verse 1]
on the 1st day of christmas, my true love gave to me a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 2]
on the 2nd day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
2 turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 3]
on the 3rd day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 4]
on the 4th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 5]
on the 5th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 6]
on the 6th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 7]
on the 7th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 8]
on the 8th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 9]
on the 9th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 10]
on the 10th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 11]
on the 11th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 12]
on the 12th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 13]
on the 13th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 14]
on the 14th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 15]
on the 15th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 16]
on the 16th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 17]
on the 17th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 18]
on the 18th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 19]
on the 19th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 20]
on the 20th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 21]
on the 21st day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 22]
on the 22nd day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 23]
on the 23rd day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 24]
on the 24th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 25]
on the 25th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 26]
on the 26th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 27]
on the 27th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 28]
on the 28th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 29]
on the 29th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 30]
on the 30th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 31]
on the 31st day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 32]
on the 32nd day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 33]
on the 33rd day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 34]
on the 34th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 35]
on the 35th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 36]
on the 36th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 37]
on the 37th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 38]
on the 38th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 39]
on the 39th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 40]
on the 40th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 41]
on the 41st day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 42]
on the 42nd day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 43]
on the 43rd day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 44]
on the 44th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 45]
on the 45th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
45 product placements
44 coca-cola®
43 coca-cola®
42 coca-cola®
41 coca-cola®
40 coca-cola®
39 coca-cola®
38 coca-cola®
37 coca-cola®
36 coca-cola®
35 coca-cola®
34 coca-cola®
33 coca-cola®
32 coca-cola®
31 coca-cola®
30 coca-cola®
29 coca-cola®
28 coca-cola®
27 coca-cola®
26 coca-cola®
25 coca-cola®
24 coca-cola®
23 coca-cola®
22 coca-cola®
21 coca-cola®
20 coca-cola®
19 coca-cola®
18 coca-cola®
17 coca-cola®
16 coca-cola®
15 coca-cola®
14 coca-cola®
13 coca-cola®
12 coca-cola®
11 coca-cola®
10 coca-cola®
9 coca-cola®
8 coca-cola®
7 coca-cola®
6 coca-cola®
5 coca-cola®
4 coca-cola®
3 coca-cola®
2 coca-cola®
and coca-cooooola®. (coca-cola®!)
[verse 46]
on the 46th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 47]
on the 47th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 48]
on the 48th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 49]
on the 49th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 50]
on the 50th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 51]
on the 51st day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 52]
on the 52nd day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 53]
on the 53rd day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 54]
on the 54th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 55]
on the 55th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 56]
on the 56th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 57]
on the 57th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 58]
on the 58th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 59]
on the 59th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 60]
on the 60th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 61]
on the 61st day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] toke
ns
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 62]
on the 62nd day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 63]
on the 63rd day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 64]
on the 64th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 65]
on the 65th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 66]
on the 66th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 67]
on the 67th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 68]
on the 68th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 69]
on the 69th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 70]
on the 70th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 71]
on the 71st day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 72]
on the 72nd day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 73]
on the 73rd day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 74]
on the 74th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 75]
on the 75th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 76]
on the 76th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 77]
on the 77th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 78]
on the 78th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 79]
on the 79th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 80]
on the 80th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 81]
on the 81st day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 82]
on the 82nd day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 83]
on the 83rd day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 84]
on the 84th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 85]
on the 85th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 86]
on the 86th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 87]
on the 87th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, 69 69 69
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 88]
on the 88th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting im
plants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 89]
on the 89th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 90]
on the 90th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 91]
on the 91st day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 92]
on the 92nd day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 sil
ly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 93]
on the 93rd day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 94]
on the 94th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless cou
pons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 95]
on the 95th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drum
ming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 96]
on the 96th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69… hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 97]
on the 97th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 98]
on the 98th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 99]
on the 99th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinner
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 100]
on the 100th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43
sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 101]
on the 101st day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 102]
on the 102nd day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 103]
on the 103rd day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 104]
on the 104th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 105]
on the 105th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 106]
on the 106th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless
coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 107]
on the 107th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 108]
on the 108th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 109]
on the 109th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 110]
on the 110th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 111]
on the 111th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 112]
on the 112h day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless cou
pons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 113]
on the 113th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 114]
on the 114th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
114 voice messages from my mother
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 115]
on the 115th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
115 bad origami
114 voice messages from my mother
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 116]
on the 116th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
116 dreams worth keeping
115 bad origami
114 voice messages from my mother
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 117]
on the 117th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
117 percent chance of showers
116 dreams worth keeping
115 bad origami
114 voice messages from my mother
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 118]
on the 118th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
118 dogs with b-n-rs
117 percent chance of showers
116 dreams worth keeping
115 bad origami
114 voice messages from my mother
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful ai
rlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 119]
on the 119th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
119 plates of nachos
118 dogs with b-n-rs
117 percent chance of showers
116 dreams worth keeping
115 bad origami
114 voice messages from my mother
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 120]
on the 120th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
120 cancelled concerts
119 plates of nachos
118 dogs with b-n-rs
117 percent chance of showers
116 dreams worth keeping
115 bad origami
114 voice messages from my mother
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon co
ncerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 121]
on the 121st day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
121 kids in a hot car
120 cancelled concerts
119 plates of nachos
118 dogs with b-n-rs
117 percent chance of showers
116 dreams worth keeping
115 bad origami
114 voice messages from my mother
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 122]
on the 122nd day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
122 endangered species
121 kids in a hot car
120 cancelled concerts
119 plates of nachos
118 dogs with b-n-rs
117 percent chance of showers
116 dreams worth keeping
115 bad origami
114 voice messages from my mother
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 123]
on the 123rd day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
123 bottles of beer on the wall
122 endangered species
121 kids in a hot car
120 cancelled concerts
119 plates of nachos
118 dogs with b-n-rs
117 percent chance of showers
116 dreams worth keeping
115 bad origami
114 voice messages from my mother
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 124]
on the 124th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
124 shiny nickels
123 bottles of beer on the wall
122 endangered species
121 kids in a hot car
120 cancelled concerts
119 plates of nachos
118 dogs with b-n-rs
117 percent chance of showers
116 dreams worth keeping
115 bad origami
114 voice messages from my mother
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 125]
on the 125th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
125 finger discount
124 shiny nickels
123 bottles of beer on the wall
122 endangered species
121 kids in a hot car
120 cancelled concerts
119 plates of nachos
118 dogs with b-n-rs
117 percen
t chance of showers
116 dreams worth keeping
115 bad origami
114 voice messages from my mother
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 126]
on the 126th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
126 kids from the ’90s
125 finger discount
124 shiny nickels
123 bottles of beer on the wall
122 endangered species
121 kids in a hot car
120 cancelled concerts
119 plates of nachos
118 dogs with b-n-rs
117 percent chance of showers
116 dreams worth keeping
115 bad origami
114 voice messages from my mother
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of
salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 127]
on the 127th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
127 choking rockstars
126 kids from the ’90s
125 finger discount
124 shiny nickels
123 bottles of beer on the wall
122 endangered species
121 kids in a hot car
120 cancelled concerts
119 plates of nachos
118 dogs with b-n-rs
117 percent chance of showers
116 dreams worth keeping
115 bad origami
114 voice messages from my mother
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 128]
on the 128th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
128 hour-long [?] song
127 choking rockstars
126 kids from the ’90s
125 finger discount
124 shiny nickels
123 bottles of beer on the wall
122 endangered species
121 kids in a hot car
120 cancelled concerts
119 plates of nachos
118 dogs with b-n-rs
117 percent chance of showers
116 dreams worth keeping
115 bad origami
114 voice messages from my mother
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 129]
on the 129th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
129 stolen credit cards
128 hour-long [?] song
127 choking rockstars
126 kids from the ’90s
125 finger discount
124 shiny nickels
123 bottles of beer on the wall
122 endangered species
121 kids in a hot car
120 cancelled concerts
119 plates of nachos
118 dogs with b-n-rs
117 percent chance of showers
116 dreams worth keeping
115 bad origami
114 voice messages from my mother
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 130]
on the 130th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
130 copies of “[?]” on dvd
129 stolen credit cards
128 hour-long [?] song
127 choking rockstars
126 kids from the ’90s
125 finger discount
124 shiny nickels
123 bottles of beer on the wall
122 endangered species
121 kids in a hot car
120 cancelled concerts
119 plates of nachos
118 dogs with b-n-rs
117 percent chance of showers
116 dreams worth keeping
115 bad origami
114 voice messages from my mother
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 131]
on the 131st day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
131 moments of silence
[verse 132]
on the 132nd day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
132 darts with no dartboard
131 moments of silence
130 copies of “[?]” on dvd
129 stolen credit cards
128 hour-long [?] song
127 choking rockstars
126 kids from the ’90s
125 finger discount
124 shiny nickels
123 bottles of beer on the wall
122 endangered species
121 kids in a hot car
120 cancelled concerts
119 plates of nachos
118 dogs with b-n-rs
117 percent chance of showers
116 dreams worth keeping
115 bad origami
114 voice messages from my mother
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 133]
on the 133rd day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
133 … hats
132 darts thrown at a dartboard
131 moments of silence
130 copies of “[?]” on dvd
129 stolen credit cards
128 hour-long [?] song
127 choking rockstars
126 kids from the ’90s
125 finger discount
124 shiny nickels
123 bottles of beer on the wall
122 endangered species
121 kids in a hot car
120 cancelled concerts
119 plates of nachos
118 dogs with b-n-rs
117 percent chance of showers
116 dreams worth keeping
115 bad origami
114 voice messages from my mother
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 134]
on the 134th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
134 people standing in a line to nowheree
133 … hats
132 darts thrown at a dartboard
131 moments of silence
130 copies of “[?]” on dvd
129 stolen credit cards
128 hour-long [?] song
127 choking rockstars
126 kids from the ’90s
125 finger discount
124 shiny nickels
123 bottles of beer on the wall
122 endangered species
121 kids in a hot car
120 cancelled concerts
119 plates of nachos
118 dogs with b-n-rs
117 percent chance of showers
116 dreams worth keeping
115 bad origami
114 voice messages from my mother
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 135]
on the 135th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
135 plagues if locusts
134 people standing in a line to nowheree
133 … hats
132 darts thrown at a dartboard
131 moments of silence
130 copies of “[?]” on dvd
129 stolen credit cards
128 hour-long [?] song
127 choking rockstars
126 kids from the ’90s
125 finger discount
124 shiny nickels
123 bottles of beer on the wall
122 endangered species
121 kids in a hot car
120 cancelled concerts
119 plates of nachos
118 dogs with b-n-rs
117 percent chance of showers
116 dreams worth keeping
115 bad origami
114 voice messages from my mother
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 136]
on the 136th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
136 spices on a spice rack
135 plagues if locusts
134 people standing in a line to nowheree
133 … hats
132 darts thrown at a dartboard
131 moments of silence
130 copies of “[?]” on dvd
129 stolen credit cards
128 hour-long [?] song
127 choking rockstars
126 kids from the ’90s
125 finger discount
124 shiny nickels
123 bottles of beer on the wall
122 endangered species
121 kids in a hot car
120 cancelled concerts
119 plates of nachos
118 dogs with b-n-rs
117 percent chance of showers
116 dreams worth keeping
115 bad origami
114 voice messages from my mother
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 137]
on the 137th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
137-dollar gift card to the p-rn store
136 spices on a spice rack
135 plagues if locusts
134 people standing in a line to nowheree
133 … hats
132 darts thrown at a dartboard
131 moments of silence
130 copies of “[?]” on dvd
129 stolen credit cards
128 hour-long [?] song
127 choking rockstars
126 kids from the ’90s
125 finger discount
124 shiny nickels
123 bottles of beer on the wall
122 endangered species
121 kids in a hot car
120 cancelled concerts
119 plates of nachos
118 dogs with b-n-rs
117 percent chance of showers
116 dreams worth keeping
115 bad origami
114 voice messages from my mother
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 138]
on the 138th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
138 wigs made of guitar string
137-dollar gift card to the p-rn store
136 spices on a spice rack
135 plagues if locusts
134 people standing in a line to nowheree
133 … hats
132 darts thrown at a dartboard
131 moments of silence
130 copies of “[?]” on dvd
129 stolen credit cards
128 hour-long [?] song
127 choking rockstars
126 kids from the ’90s
125 finger discount
124 shiny nickels
123 bottles of beer on the wall
122 endangered species
121 kids in a hot car
120 cancelled concerts
119 plates of nachos
118 dogs with b-n-rs
117 percent chance of showers
116 dreams worth keeping
115 bad origami
114 voice messages from my mother
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 139]
on the 139th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
139 doctors working the whole week whistling??
138 wigs made of guitar string
137-dollar gift card to the p-rn store
136 spices on a spice rack
135 plagues if locusts
134 people standing in a line to nowheree
133 … hats
132 darts thrown at a dartboard
131 moments of silence
130 copies of “[?]” on dvd
129 stolen credit cards
128 hour-long [?] song
127 choking rockstars
126 kids from the ’90s
125 finger discount
124 shiny nickels
123 bottles of beer on the wall
122 endangered species
121 kids in a hot car
120 cancelled concerts
119 plates of nachos
118 dogs with b-n-rs
117 percent chance of showers
116 dreams worth keeping
115 bad origami
114 voice messages from my mother
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 140]
on the 140th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
140 years of winter
139 doctors working the whole week whistling??
138 wigs made of guitar string
137-dollar gift card to the p-rn store
136 spices on a spice rack
135 plagues if locusts
134 people standing in a line to nowheree
133 … hats
132 darts thrown at a dartboard
131 moments of silence
130 copies of “[?]” on dvd
129 stolen credit cards
128 hour-long [?] song
127 choking rockstars
126 kids from the ’90s
125 finger discount
124 shiny nickels
123 bottles of beer on the wall
122 endangered species
121 kids in a hot car
120 cancelled concerts
119 plates of nachos
118 dogs with b-n-rs
117 percent chance of showers
116 dreams worth keeping
115 bad origami
114 voice messages from my mother
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 141]
on the 141st day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
141 fatal paper cuts
140 years of winter
139 doctors working the whole week whistling??
138 wigs made of guitar string
137-dollar gift card to the p-rn store
136 spices on a spice rack
135 plagues if locusts
134 people standing in a line to nowheree
133 … hats
132 darts thrown at a dartboard
131 moments of silence
130 copies of “[?]” on dvd
129 stolen credit cards
128 hour-long [?] song
127 choking rockstars
126 kids from the ’90s
125 finger discount
124 shiny nickels
123 bottles of beer on the wall
122 endangered species
121 kids in a hot car
120 cancelled concerts
119 plates of nachos
118 dogs with b-n-rs
117 percent chance of showers
116 dreams worth keeping
115 bad origami
114 voice messages from my mother
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 142]
on the 142nd day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
142 donations to bono
141 fatal paper cuts
140 years of winter
139 doctors working the whole week whistling??
138 wigs made of guitar string
137-dollar gift card to the p-rn store
136 spices on a spice rack
135 plagues if locusts
134 people standing in a line to nowheree
133 … hats
132 darts thrown at a dartboard
131 moments of silence
130 copies of “[?]” on dvd
129 stolen credit cards
128 hour-long [?] song
127 choking rockstars
126 kids from the ’90s
125 finger discount
124 shiny nickels
123 bottles of beer on the wall
122 endangered species
121 kids in a hot car
120 cancelled concerts
119 plates of nachos
118 dogs with b-n-rs
117 percent chance of showers
116 dreams worth keeping
115 bad origami
114 voice messages from my mother
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[bridge]
“it’s [?] on the guitar!”
[guitar solo]
“ok, where are we?”
[verse 143]
on the 143rd day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
143 trips to michael jackson
142 donations to bono
141 fatal paper cuts
140 years of winter
139 doctors working the whole week whistling??
138 wigs made of guitar string
137-dollar gift card to the p-rn store
136 spices on a spice rack
135 plagues if locusts
134 people standing in a line to nowheree
133 … hats
132 darts thrown at a dartboard
131 moments of silence
130 copies of “[?]” on dvd
129 stolen credit cards
128 hour-long [?] song
127 choking rockstars
126 kids from the ’90s
125 finger discount
124 shiny nickels
123 bottles of beer on the wall
122 endangered species
121 kids in a hot car
120 cancelled concerts
119 plates of nachos
118 dogs with b-n-rs
117 percent chance of showers
116 dreams worth keeping
115 bad origami
114 voice messages from my mother
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 144]
on the 144th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
144 birds sewn together
143 trips to michael jackson
142 donations to bono
141 fatal paper cuts
140 years of winter
139 doctors working the whole week whistling??
138 wigs made of guitar string
137-dollar gift card to the p-rn store
136 spices on a spice rack
135 plagues if locusts
134 people standing in a line to nowheree
133 … hats
132 darts thrown at a dartboard
131 moments of silence
130 copies of “[?]” on dvd
129 stolen credit cards
128 hour-long [?] song
127 choking rockstars
126 kids from the ’90s
125 finger discount
124 shiny nickels
123 bottles of beer on the wall
122 endangered species
121 kids in a hot car
120 cancelled concerts
119 plates of nachos
118 dogs with b-n-rs
117 percent chance of showers
116 dreams worth keeping
115 bad origami
114 voice messages from my mother
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 145]
on the 145th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
145 netflix specials
144 birds sewn together
143 trips to michael jackson
142 donations to bono
141 fatal paper cuts
140 years of winter
139 doctors working the whole week whistling??
138 wigs made of guitar string
137-dollar gift card to the p-rn store
136 spices on a spice rack
135 plagues if locusts
134 people standing in a line to nowheree
133 … hats
132 darts thrown at a dartboard
131 moments of silence
130 copies of “[?]” on dvd
129 stolen credit cards
128 hour-long [?] song
127 choking rockstars
126 kids from the ’90s
125 finger discount
124 shiny nickels
123 bottles of beer on the wall
122 endangered species
121 kids in a hot car
120 cancelled concerts
119 plates of nachos
118 dogs with b-n-rs
117 percent chance of showers
116 dreams worth keeping
115 bad origami
114 voice messages from my mother
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 146]
on the 146th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
146 awards from the junos
145 netflix specials
144 birds sewn together
143 trips to michael jackson
142 donations to bono
141 fatal paper cuts
140 years of winter
139 doctors working the whole week whistling??
138 wigs made of guitar string
137-dollar gift card to the p-rn store
136 spices on a spice rack
135 plagues if locusts
134 people standing in a line to nowheree
133 … hats
132 darts thrown at a dartboard
131 moments of silence
130 copies of “[?]” on dvd
129 stolen credit cards
128 hour-long [?] song
127 choking rockstars
126 kids from the ’90s
125 finger discount
124 shiny nickels
123 bottles of beer on the wall
122 endangered species
121 kids in a hot car
120 cancelled concerts
119 plates of nachos
118 dogs with b-n-rs
117 percent chance of showers
116 dreams worth keeping
115 bad origami
114 voice messages from my mother
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 147]
on the 147th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
147 buckets of chloroform
146 awards from the junos
145 netflix specials
144 birds sewn together
143 trips to michael jackson
142 donations to bono
141 fatal paper cuts
140 years of winter
139 doctors working the whole week whistling??
138 wigs made of guitar string
137-dollar gift card to the p-rn store
136 spices on a spice rack
135 plagues if locusts
134 people standing in a line to nowheree
133 … hats
132 darts thrown at a dartboard
131 moments of silence
130 copies of “[?]” on dvd
129 stolen credit cards
128 hour-long [?] song
127 choking rockstars
126 kids from the ’90s
125 finger discount
124 shiny nickels
123 bottles of beer on the wall
122 endangered species
121 kids in a hot car
120 cancelled concerts
119 plates of nachos
118 dogs with b-n-rs
117 percent chance of showers
116 dreams worth keeping
115 bad origami
114 voice messages from my mother
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 148]
on the 148th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
148 seconds of farting
147 buckets of chloroform
146 awards from the junos
145 netflix specials
144 birds sewn together
143 trips to michael jackson
142 donations to bono
141 fatal paper cuts
140 years of winter
139 doctors working the whole week whistling??
138 wigs made of guitar string
137-dollar gift card to the p-rn store
136 spices on a spice rack
135 plagues if locusts
134 people standing in a line to nowheree
133 … hats
132 darts thrown at a dartboard
131 moments of silence
130 copies of “[?]” on dvd
129 stolen credit cards
128 hour-long [?] song
127 choking rockstars
126 kids from the ’90s
125 finger discount
124 shiny nickels
123 bottles of beer on the wall
122 endangered species
121 kids in a hot car
120 cancelled concerts
119 plates of nachos
118 dogs with b-n-rs
117 percent chance of showers
116 dreams worth keeping
115 bad origami
114 voice messages from my mother
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 149]
on the 149th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
149 blocked taken parking spots
148 seconds of farting
147 buckets of chloroform
146 awards from the junos
145 netflix specials
144 birds sewn together
143 trips to michael jackson
142 donations to bono
141 fatal paper cuts
140 years of winter
139 doctors working the whole week whistling??
138 wigs made of guitar string
137-dollar gift card to the p-rn store
136 spices on a spice rack
135 plagues if locusts
134 people standing in a line to nowheree
133 … hats
132 darts thrown at a dartboard
131 moments of silence
130 copies of “[?]” on dvd
129 stolen credit cards
128 hour-long [?] song
127 choking rockstars
126 kids from the ’90s
125 finger discount
124 shiny nickels
123 bottles of beer on the wall
122 endangered species
121 kids in a hot car
120 cancelled concerts
119 plates of nachos
118 dogs with b-n-rs
117 percent chance of showers
116 dreams worth keeping
115 bad origami
114 voice messages from my mother
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 150]
on the 150th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
150 thousand records from a landfill
149 blocked taken parking spots
148 seconds of farting
147 buckets of chloroform
146 awards from the junos
145 netflix specials
144 birds sewn together
143 trips to michael jackson
142 donations to bono
141 fatal paper cuts
140 years of winter
139 doctors working the whole week whistling??
138 wigs made of guitar string
137-dollar gift card to the p-rn store
136 spices on a spice rack
135 plagues if locusts
134 people standing in a line to nowheree
133 … hats
132 darts thrown at a dartboard
131 moments of silence
130 copies of “[?]” on dvd
129 stolen credit cards
128 hour-long [?] song
127 choking rockstars
126 kids from the ’90s
125 finger discount
124 shiny nickels
123 bottles of beer on the wall
122 endangered species
121 kids in a hot car
120 cancelled concerts
119 plates of nachos
118 dogs with b-n-rs
117 percent chance of showers
116 dreams worth keeping
115 bad origami
114 voice messages from my mother
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 151]
on the 151st day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
151 stations of static
150 thousand records from a landfill
149 blocked taken parking spots
148 seconds of farting
147 buckets of chloroform
146 awards from the junos
145 netflix specials
144 birds sewn together
143 trips to michael jackson
142 donations to bono
141 fatal paper cuts
140 years of winter
139 doctors working the whole week whistling??
138 wigs made of guitar string
137-dollar gift card to the p-rn store
136 spices on a spice rack
135 plagues if locusts
134 people standing in a line to nowheree
133 … hats
132 darts thrown at a dartboard
131 moments of silence
130 copies of “[?]” on dvd
129 stolen credit cards
128 hour-long [?] song
127 choking rockstars
126 kids from the ’90s
125 finger discount
124 shiny nickels
123 bottles of beer on the wall
122 endangered species
121 kids in a hot car
120 cancelled concerts
119 plates of nachos
118 dogs with b-n-rs
117 percent chance of showers
116 dreams worth keeping
115 bad origami
114 voice messages from my mother
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 152]
on the 152nd day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
152 lost letters to santa
151 stations of static
150 thousand records from a landfill
149 blocked taken parking spots
148 seconds of farting
147 buckets of chloroform
146 awards from the junos
145 netflix specials
144 birds sewn together
143 trips to michael jackson
142 donations to bono
141 fatal paper cuts
140 years of winter
139 doctors working the whole week whistling??
138 wigs made of guitar string
137-dollar gift card to the p-rn store
136 spices on a spice rack
135 plagues if locusts
134 people standing in a line to nowheree
133 … hats
132 darts thrown at a dartboard
131 moments of silence
130 copies of “[?]” on dvd
129 stolen credit cards
128 hour-long [?] song
127 choking rockstars
126 kids from the ’90s
125 finger discount
124 shiny nickels
123 bottles of beer on the wall
122 endangered species
121 kids in a hot car
120 cancelled concerts
119 plates of nachos
118 dogs with b-n-rs
117 percent chance of showers
116 dreams worth keeping
115 bad origami
114 voice messages from my mother
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 153]
on the 153rd day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
153 unmarked math tests
152 lost letters to santa
151 stations of static
150 thousand records from a landfill
149 blocked taken parking spots
148 seconds of farting
147 buckets of chloroform
146 awards from the junos
145 netflix specials
144 birds sewn together
143 trips to michael jackson
142 donations to bono
141 fatal paper cuts
140 years of winter
139 doctors working the whole week whistling??
138 wigs made of guitar string
137-dollar gift card to the p-rn store
136 spices on a spice rack
135 plagues if locusts
134 people standing in a line to nowheree
133 … hats
132 darts thrown at a dartboard
131 moments of silence
130 copies of “[?]” on dvd
129 stolen credit cards
128 hour-long [?] song
127 choking rockstars
126 kids from the ’90s
125 finger discount
124 shiny nickels
123 bottles of beer on the wall
122 endangered species
121 kids in a hot car
120 cancelled concerts
119 plates of nachos
118 dogs with b-n-rs
117 percent chance of showers
116 dreams worth keeping
115 bad origami
114 voice messages from my mother
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 154]
on the 154th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
154 locked fire exits
153 unmarked math tests
152 lost letters to santa
151 stations of static
150 thousand records from a landfill
149 blocked taken parking spots
148 seconds of farting
147 buckets of chloroform
146 awards from the junos
145 netflix specials
144 birds sewn together
143 trips to michael jackson
142 donations to bono
141 fatal paper cuts
140 years of winter
139 doctors working the whole week whistling??
138 wigs made of guitar string
137-dollar gift card to the p-rn store
136 spices on a spice rack
135 plagues if locusts
134 people standing in a line to nowheree
133 … hats
132 darts thrown at a dartboard
131 moments of silence
130 copies of “[?]” on dvd
129 stolen credit cards
128 hour-long [?] song
127 choking rockstars
126 kids from the ’90s
125 finger discount
124 shiny nickels
123 bottles of beer on the wall
122 endangered species
121 kids in a hot car
120 cancelled concerts
119 plates of nachos
118 dogs with b-n-rs
117 percent chance of showers
116 dreams worth keeping
115 bad origami
114 voice messages from my mother
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 155]
on the 155th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
155 vloggers vlogging
154 locked fire exits
153 unmarked math tests
152 lost letters to santa
151 stations of static
150 thousand records from a landfill
149 blocked taken parking spots
148 seconds of farting
147 buckets of chloroform
146 awards from the junos
145 netflix specials
144 birds sewn together
143 trips to michael jackson
142 donations to bono
141 fatal paper cuts
140 years of winter
139 doctors working the whole week whistling??
138 wigs made of guitar string
137-dollar gift card to the p-rn store
136 spices on a spice rack
135 plagues if locusts
134 people standing in a line to nowheree
133 … hats
132 darts thrown at a dartboard
131 moments of silence
130 copies of “[?]” on dvd
129 stolen credit cards
128 hour-long [?] song
127 choking rockstars
126 kids from the ’90s
125 finger discount
124 shiny nickels
123 bottles of beer on the wall
122 endangered species
121 kids in a hot car
120 cancelled concerts
119 plates of nachos
118 dogs with b-n-rs
117 percent chance of showers
116 dreams worth keeping
115 bad origami
114 voice messages from my mother
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 156]
on the 156th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
156 herbs and spices
155 vloggers vlogging
154 locked fire exits
153 unmarked math tests
152 lost letters to santa
151 stations of static
150 thousand records from a landfill
149 blocked taken parking spots
148 seconds of farting
147 buckets of chloroform
146 awards from the junos
145 netflix specials
144 birds sewn together
143 trips to michael jackson
142 donations to bono
141 fatal paper cuts
140 years of winter
139 doctors working the whole week whistling??
138 wigs made of guitar string
137-dollar gift card to the p-rn store
136 spices on a spice rack
135 plagues if locusts
134 people standing in a line to nowheree
133 … hats
132 darts thrown at a dartboard
131 moments of silence
130 copies of “[?]” on dvd
129 stolen credit cards
128 hour-long [?] song
127 choking rockstars
126 kids from the ’90s
125 finger discount
124 shiny nickels
123 bottles of beer on the wall
122 endangered species
121 kids in a hot car
120 cancelled concerts
119 plates of nachos
118 dogs with b-n-rs
117 percent chance of showers
116 dreams worth keeping
115 bad origami
114 voice messages from my mother
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 157]
on the 157th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
156 herbs and spices
155 vloggers vlogging
154 locked fire exits
153 unmarked math tests
152 lost letters to santa
151 stations of static
150 thousand records from a landfill
149 blocked taken parking spots
148 seconds of farting
147 buckets of chloroform
146 awards from the junos
145 netflix specials
144 birds sewn together
143 trips to michael jackson
142 donations to bono
141 fatal paper cuts
140 years of winter
139 doctors working the whole week whistling??
138 wigs made of guitar string
137-dollar gift card to the p-rn store
136 spices on a spice rack
135 plagues if locusts
134 people standing in a line to nowheree
133 … hats
132 darts thrown at a dartboard
131 moments of silence
130 copies of “[?]” on dvd
129 stolen credit cards
128 hour-long [?] song
127 choking rockstars
126 kids from the ’90s
125 finger discount
124 shiny nickels
123 bottles of beer on the wall
122 endangered species
121 kids in a hot car
120 cancelled concerts
119 plates of nachos
118 dogs with b-n-rs
117 percent chance of showers
116 dreams worth keeping
115 bad origami
114 voice messages from my mother
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 158]
on the 158th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
158 turns at a ring toss game
157 tattoos on my forehead
156 herbs and spices
155 vloggers vlogging
154 locked fire exits
153 unmarked math tests
152 lost letters to santa
151 stations of static
150 thousand records from a landfill
149 blocked taken parking spots
148 seconds of farting
147 buckets of chloroform
146 awards from the junos
145 netflix specials
144 birds sewn together
143 trips to michael jackson
142 donations to bono
141 fatal paper cuts
140 years of winter
139 doctors working the whole week whistling??
138 wigs made of guitar string
137-dollar gift card to the p-rn store
136 spices on a spice rack
135 plagues if locusts
134 people standing in a line to nowheree
133 … hats
132 darts thrown at a dartboard
131 moments of silence
130 copies of “[?]” on dvd
129 stolen credit cards
128 hour-long [?] song
127 choking rockstars
126 kids from the ’90s
125 finger discount
124 shiny nickels
123 bottles of beer on the wall
122 endangered species
121 kids in a hot car
120 cancelled concerts
119 plates of nachos
118 dogs with b-n-rs
117 percent chance of showers
116 dreams worth keeping
115 bad origami
114 voice messages from my mother
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 159]
on the 159th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
159 special snowflakes
158 turns at a ring toss game
157 tattoos on my forehead
156 herbs and spices
155 vloggers vlogging
154 locked fire exits
153 unmarked math tests
152 lost letters to santa
151 stations of static
150 thousand records from a landfill
149 blocked taken parking spots
148 seconds of farting
147 buckets of chloroform
146 awards from the junos
145 netflix specials
144 birds sewn together
143 trips to michael jackson
142 donations to bono
141 fatal paper cuts
140 years of winter
139 doctors working the whole week whistling??
138 wigs made of guitar string
137-dollar gift card to the p-rn store
136 spices on a spice rack
135 plagues if locusts
134 people standing in a line to nowheree
133 … hats
132 darts thrown at a dartboard
131 moments of silence
130 copies of “[?]” on dvd
129 stolen credit cards
128 hour-long [?] song
127 choking rockstars
126 kids from the ’90s
125 finger discount
124 shiny nickels
123 bottles of beer on the wall
122 endangered species
121 kids in a hot car
120 cancelled concerts
119 plates of nachos
118 dogs with b-n-rs
117 percent chance of showers
116 dreams worth keeping
115 bad origami
114 voice messages from my mother
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 160]
on the 160th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
160 parades for the holidays
159 special snowflakes
158 turns at a ring toss game
157 tattoos on my forehead
156 herbs and spices
155 vloggers vlogging
154 locked fire exits
153 unmarked math tests
152 lost letters to santa
151 stations of static
150 thousand records from a landfill
149 blocked taken parking spots
148 seconds of farting
147 buckets of chloroform
146 awards from the junos
145 netflix specials
144 birds sewn together
143 trips to michael jackson
142 donations to bono
141 fatal paper cuts
140 years of winter
139 doctors working the whole week whistling??
138 wigs made of guitar string
137-dollar gift card to the p-rn store
136 spices on a spice rack
135 plagues if locusts
134 people standing in a line to nowheree
133 … hats
132 darts thrown at a dartboard
131 moments of silence
130 copies of “[?]” on dvd
129 stolen credit cards
128 hour-long [?] song
127 choking rockstars
126 kids from the ’90s
125 finger discount
124 shiny nickels
123 bottles of beer on the wall
122 endangered species
121 kids in a hot car
120 cancelled concerts
119 plates of nachos
118 dogs with b-n-rs
117 percent chance of showers
116 dreams worth keeping
115 bad origami
114 voice messages from my mother
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 161]
on the 161st day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
161 unmarked tombstones
160 parades for the holidays
159 special snowflakes
158 turns at a ring toss game
157 tattoos on my forehead
156 herbs and spices
155 vloggers vlogging
154 locked fire exits
153 unmarked math tests
152 lost letters to santa
151 stations of static
150 thousand records from a landfill
149 blocked taken parking spots
148 seconds of farting
147 buckets of chloroform
146 awards from the junos
145 netflix specials
144 birds sewn together
143 trips to michael jackson
142 donations to bono
141 fatal paper cuts
140 years of winter
139 doctors working the whole week whistling??
138 wigs made of guitar string
137-dollar gift card to the p-rn store
136 spices on a spice rack
135 plagues if locusts
134 people standing in a line to nowheree
133 … hats
132 darts thrown at a dartboard
131 moments of silence
130 copies of “[?]” on dvd
129 stolen credit cards
128 hour-long [?] song
127 choking rockstars
126 kids from the ’90s
125 finger discount
124 shiny nickels
123 bottles of beer on the wall
122 endangered species
121 kids in a hot car
120 cancelled concerts
119 plates of nachos
118 dogs with b-n-rs
117 percent chance of showers
116 dreams worth keeping
115 bad origami
114 voice messages from my mother
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 162]
on the 162nd day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
162 angels in a [?]
161 unmarked tombstones
160 parades for the holidays
159 special snowflakes
158 turns at a ring toss game
157 tattoos on my forehead
156 herbs and spices
155 vloggers vlogging
154 locked fire exits
153 unmarked math tests
152 lost letters to santa
151 stations of static
150 thousand records from a landfill
149 blocked taken parking spots
148 seconds of farting
147 buckets of chloroform
146 awards from the junos
145 netflix specials
144 birds sewn together
143 trips to michael jackson
142 donations to bono
141 fatal paper cuts
140 years of winter
139 doctors working the whole week whistling??
138 wigs made of guitar string
137-dollar gift card to the p-rn store
136 spices on a spice rack
135 plagues if locusts
134 people standing in a line to nowheree
133 … hats
132 darts thrown at a dartboard
131 moments of silence
130 copies of “[?]” on dvd
129 stolen credit cards
128 hour-long [?] song
127 choking rockstars
126 kids from the ’90s
125 finger discount
124 shiny nickels
123 bottles of beer on the wall
122 endangered species
121 kids in a hot car
120 cancelled concerts
119 plates of nachos
118 dogs with b-n-rs
117 percent chance of showers
116 dreams worth keeping
115 bad origami
114 voice messages from my mother
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 163]
on the 163rd day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
163 chickens with their heads cut off
162 angels in a [?]
161 unmarked tombstones
160 parades for the holidays
159 special snowflakes
158 turns at a ring toss game
157 tattoos on my forehead
156 herbs and spices
155 vloggers vlogging
154 locked fire exits
153 unmarked math tests
152 lost letters to santa
151 stations of static
150 thousand records from a landfill
149 blocked taken parking spots
148 seconds of farting
147 buckets of chloroform
146 awards from the junos
145 netflix specials
144 birds sewn together
143 trips to michael jackson
142 donations to bono
141 fatal paper cuts
140 years of winter
139 doctors working the whole week whistling??
138 wigs made of guitar string
137-dollar gift card to the p-rn store
136 spices on a spice rack
135 plagues if locusts
134 people standing in a line to nowheree
133 … hats
132 darts thrown at a dartboard
131 moments of silence
130 copies of “[?]” on dvd
129 stolen credit cards
128 hour-long [?] song
127 choking rockstars
126 kids from the ’90s
125 finger discount
124 shiny nickels
123 bottles of beer on the wall
122 endangered species
121 kids in a hot car
120 cancelled concerts
119 plates of nachos
118 dogs with b-n-rs
117 percent chance of showers
116 dreams worth keeping
115 bad origami
114 voice messages from my mother
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 164]
on the 164th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
164 degrees of separation
163 chickens with their heads cut off
162 angels in a [?]
161 unmarked tombstones
160 parades for the holidays
159 special snowflakes
158 turns at a ring toss game
157 tattoos on my forehead
156 herbs and spices
155 vloggers vlogging
154 locked fire exits
153 unmarked math tests
152 lost letters to santa
151 stations of static
150 thousand records from a landfill
149 blocked taken parking spots
148 seconds of farting
147 buckets of chloroform
146 awards from the junos
145 netflix specials
144 birds sewn together
143 trips to michael jackson
142 donations to bono
141 fatal paper cuts
140 years of winter
139 doctors working the whole week whistling??
138 wigs made of guitar string
137-dollar gift card to the p-rn store
136 spices on a spice rack
135 plagues if locusts
134 people standing in a line to nowheree
133 … hats
132 darts thrown at a dartboard
131 moments of silence
130 copies of “[?]” on dvd
129 stolen credit cards
128 hour-long [?] song
127 choking rockstars
126 kids from the ’90s
125 finger discount
124 shiny nickels
123 bottles of beer on the wall
122 endangered species
121 kids in a hot car
120 cancelled concerts
119 plates of nachos
118 dogs with b-n-rs
117 percent chance of showers
116 dreams worth keeping
115 bad origami
114 voice messages from my mother
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 165]
on the 165th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
165 keys to the city
164 degrees of separation
163 chickens with their heads cut off
162 angels in a [?]
161 unmarked tombstones
160 parades for the holidays
159 special snowflakes
158 turns at a ring toss game
157 tattoos on my forehead
156 herbs and spices
155 vloggers vlogging
154 locked fire exits
153 unmarked math tests
152 lost letters to santa
151 stations of static
150 thousand records from a landfill
149 blocked taken parking spots
148 seconds of farting
147 buckets of chloroform
146 awards from the junos
145 netflix specials
144 birds sewn together
143 trips to michael jackson
142 donations to bono
141 fatal paper cuts
140 years of winter
139 doctors working the whole week whistling??
138 wigs made of guitar string
137-dollar gift card to the p-rn store
136 spices on a spice rack
135 plagues if locusts
134 people standing in a line to nowhere
133 … hats
132 darts thrown at a dartboard
131 moments of silence
130 copies of “[?]” on dvd
129 stolen credit cards
128 hour-long [?] song
127 choking rockstars
126 kids from the ’90s
125 finger discount
124 shiny nickels
123 bottles of beer on the wall
122 endangered species
121 kids in a hot car
120 cancelled concerts
119 plates of nachos
118 dogs with b-n-rs
117 percent chance of showers
116 dreams worth keeping
115 bad origami
114 voice messages from my mother
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 166]
on the 166th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
166 jelly snake bites
165 keys to the city
164 degrees of separation
163 chickens with their heads cut off
162 angels in a [?]
161 unmarked tombstones
160 parades for the holidays
159 special snowflakes
158 turns at a ring toss game
157 tattoos on my forehead
156 herbs and spices
155 vloggers vlogging
154 locked fire exits
153 unmarked math tests
152 lost letters to santa
151 stations of static
150 thousand records from a landfill
149 blocked taken parking spots
148 seconds of farting
147 buckets of chloroform
146 awards from the junos
145 netflix specials
144 birds sewn together
143 trips to michael jackson
142 donations to bono
141 fatal paper cuts
140 years of winter
139 doctors working the whole week whistling??
138 wigs made of guitar string
137-dollar gift card to the p-rn store
136 spices on a spice rack
135 plagues if locusts
134 people standing in a line to nowheree
133 … hats
132 darts thrown at a dartboard
131 moments of silence
130 copies of “[?]” on dvd
129 stolen credit cards
128 hour-long [?] song
127 choking rockstars
126 kids from the ’90s
125 finger discount
124 shiny nickels
123 bottles of beer on the wall
122 endangered species
121 kids in a hot car
120 cancelled concerts
119 plates of nachos
118 dogs with b-n-rs
117 percent chance of showers
116 dreams worth keeping
115 bad origami
114 voice messages from my mother
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 167]
on the 167th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
167 mcdonalds points saving for the footie
166 jelly snake bites
165 keys to the city
164 degrees of separation
163 chickens with their heads cut off
162 angels in a [?]
161 unmarked tombstones
160 parades for the holidays
159 special snowflakes
158 turns at a ring toss game
157 tattoos on my forehead
156 herbs and spices
155 vloggers vlogging
154 locked fire exits
153 unmarked math tests
152 lost letters to santa
151 stations of static
150 thousand records from a landfill
149 blocked taken parking spots
148 seconds of farting
147 buckets of chloroform
146 awards from the junos
145 netflix specials
144 birds sewn together
143 trips to michael jackson
142 donations to bono
141 fatal paper cuts
140 years of winter
139 doctors working the whole week whistling??
138 wigs made of guitar string
137-dollar gift card to the p-rn store
136 spices on a spice rack
135 plagues if locusts
134 people standing in a line to nowheree
133 … hats
132 darts thrown at a dartboard
131 moments of silence
130 copies of “[?]” on dvd
129 stolen credit cards
128 hour-long [?] song
127 choking rockstars
126 kids from the ’90s
125 finger discount
124 shiny nickels
123 bottles of beer on the wall
122 endangered species
121 kids in a hot car
120 cancelled concerts
119 plates of nachos
118 dogs with b-n-rs
117 percent chance of showers
116 dreams worth keeping
115 bad origami
114 voice messages from my mother
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 168]
on the 168th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
168 wheels on a bigwig
167 mcdonalds points saving for the footie
166 jelly snake bites
165 keys to the city
164 degrees of separation
163 chickens with their heads cut off
162 angels in a [?]
161 unmarked tombstones
160 parades for the holidays
159 special snowflakes
158 turns at a ring toss game
157 tattoos on my forehead
156 herbs and spices
155 vloggers vlogging
154 locked fire exits
153 unmarked math tests
152 lost letters to santa
151 stations of static
150 thousand records from a landfill
149 blocked taken parking spots
148 seconds of farting
147 buckets of chloroform
146 awards from the junos
145 netflix specials
144 birds sewn together
143 trips to michael jackson
142 donations to bono
141 fatal paper cuts
140 years of winter
139 doctors working the whole week whistling??
138 wigs made of guitar string
137-dollar gift card to the p-rn store
136 spices on a spice rack
135 plagues if locusts
134 people standing in a line to nowheree
133 … hats
132 darts thrown at a dartboard
131 moments of silence
130 copies of “[?]” on dvd
129 stolen credit cards
128 hour-long [?] song
127 choking rockstars
126 kids from the ’90s
125 finger discount
124 shiny nickels
123 bottles of beer on the wall
122 endangered species
121 kids in a hot car
120 cancelled concerts
119 plates of nachos
118 dogs with b-n-rs
117 percent chance of showers
116 dreams worth keeping
115 bad origami
114 voice messages from my mother
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 169]
on the 169th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
169 haha
168 wheels on a bigwig
167 mcdonalds points saving for the footie
166 jelly snake bites
165 keys to the city
164 degrees of separation
163 chickens with their heads cut off
162 angels in a [?]
161 unmarked tombstones
160 parades for the holidays
159 special snowflakes
158 turns at a ring toss game
157 tattoos on my forehead
156 herbs and spices
155 vloggers vlogging
154 locked fire exits
153 unmarked math tests
152 lost letters to santa
151 stations of static
150 thousand records from a landfill
149 blocked taken parking spots
148 seconds of farting
147 buckets of chloroform
146 awards from the junos
145 netflix specials
144 birds sewn together
143 trips to michael jackson
142 donations to bono
141 fatal paper cuts
140 years of winter
139 doctors working the whole week whistling??
138 wigs made of guitar string
137-dollar gift card to the p-rn store
136 spices on a spice rack
135 plagues if locusts
134 people standing in a line to nowheree
133 … hats
132 darts thrown at a dartboard
131 moments of silence
130 copies of “[?]” on dvd
129 stolen credit cards
128 hour-long [?] song
127 choking rockstars
126 kids from the ’90s
125 finger discount
124 shiny nickels
123 bottles of beer on the wall
122 endangered species
121 kids in a hot car
120 cancelled concerts
119 plates of nachos
118 dogs with b-n-rs
117 percent chance of showers
116 dreams worth keeping
115 bad origami
114 voice messages from my mother
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 170]
on the 170th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
170 people with a podcast
169 haha
168 wheels on a bigwig
167 mcdonalds points saving for the footie
166 jelly snake bites
165 keys to the city
164 degrees of separation
163 chickens with their heads cut off
162 angels in a [?]
161 unmarked tombstones
160 parades for the holidays
159 special snowflakes
158 turns at a ring toss game
157 tattoos on my forehead
156 herbs and spices
155 vloggers vlogging
154 locked fire exits
153 unmarked math tests
152 lost letters to santa
151 stations of static
150 thousand records from a landfill
149 blocked taken parking spots
148 seconds of farting
147 buckets of chloroform
146 awards from the junos
145 netflix specials
144 birds sewn together
143 trips to michael jackson
142 donations to bono
141 fatal paper cuts
140 years of winter
139 doctors working the whole week whistling??
138 wigs made of guitar string
137-dollar gift card to the p-rn store
136 spices on a spice rack
135 plagues if locusts
134 people standing in a line to nowheree
133 … hats
132 darts thrown at a dartboard
131 moments of silence
130 copies of “[?]” on dvd
129 stolen credit cards
128 hour-long [?] song
127 choking rockstars
126 kids from the ’90s
125 finger discount
124 shiny nickels
123 bottles of beer on the wall
122 endangered species
121 kids in a hot car
120 cancelled concerts
119 plates of nachos
118 dogs with b-n-rs
117 percent chance of showers
116 dreams worth keeping
115 bad origami
114 voice messages from my mother
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 171]
on the 171st day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
171 trips to coney island
170 people with a podcast
169 haha
168 wheels on a bigwig
167 mcdonalds points saving for the footie
166 jelly snake bites
165 keys to the city
164 degrees of separation
163 chickens with their heads cut off
162 angels in a [?]
161 unmarked tombstones
160 parades for the holidays
159 special snowflakes
158 turns at a ring toss game
157 tattoos on my forehead
156 herbs and spices
155 vloggers vlogging
154 locked fire exits
153 unmarked math tests
152 lost letters to santa
151 stations of static
150 thousand records from a landfill
149 blocked taken parking spots
148 seconds of farting
147 buckets of chloroform
146 awards from the junos
145 netflix specials
144 birds sewn together
143 trips to michael jackson
142 donations to bono
141 fatal paper cuts
140 years of winter
139 doctors working the whole week whistling??
138 wigs made of guitar string
137-dollar gift card to the p-rn store
136 spices on a spice rack
135 plagues if locusts
134 people standing in a line to nowheree
133 … hats
132 darts thrown at a dartboard
131 moments of silence
130 copies of “[?]” on dvd
129 stolen credit cards
128 hour-long [?] song
127 choking rockstars
126 kids from the ’90s
125 finger discount
124 shiny nickels
123 bottles of beer on the wall
122 endangered species
121 kids in a hot car
120 cancelled concerts
119 plates of nachos
118 dogs with b-n-rs
117 percent chance of showers
116 dreams worth keeping
115 bad origami
114 voice messages from my mother
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 172]
on the 172nd day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
172 financial advisors
171 trips to coney island
170 people with a podcast
169 haha
168 wheels on a bigwig
167 mcdonalds points saving for the footie
166 jelly snake bites
165 keys to the city
164 degrees of separation
163 chickens with their heads cut off
162 angels in a [?]
161 unmarked tombstones
160 parades for the holidays
159 special snowflakes
158 turns at a ring toss game
157 tattoos on my forehead
156 herbs and spices
155 vloggers vlogging
154 locked fire exits
153 unmarked math tests
152 lost letters to santa
151 stations of static
150 thousand records from a landfill
149 blocked taken parking spots
148 seconds of farting
147 buckets of chloroform
146 awards from the junos
145 netflix specials
144 birds sewn together
143 trips to michael jackson
142 donations to bono
141 fatal paper cuts
140 years of winter
139 doctors working the whole week whistling??
138 wigs made of guitar string
137-dollar gift card to the p-rn store
136 spices on a spice rack
135 plagues if locusts
134 people standing in a line to nowheree
133 … hats
132 darts thrown at a dartboard
131 moments of silence
130 copies of “[?]” on dvd
129 stolen credit cards
128 hour-long [?] song
127 choking rockstars
126 kids from the ’90s
125 finger discount
124 shiny nickels
123 bottles of beer on the wall
122 endangered species
121 kids in a hot car
120 cancelled concerts
119 plates of nachos
118 dogs with b-n-rs
117 percent chance of showers
116 dreams worth keeping
115 bad origami
114 voice messages from my mother
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 173]
on the 173rd day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
173 tickets to the air show
172 financial advisors
171 trips to coney island
170 people with a podcast
169 haha
168 wheels on a bigwig
167 mcdonalds points saving for the footie
166 jelly snake bites
165 keys to the city
164 degrees of separation
163 chickens with their heads cut off
162 angels in a [?]
161 unmarked tombstones
160 parades for the holidays
159 special snowflakes
158 turns at a ring toss game
157 tattoos on my forehead
156 herbs and spices
155 vloggers vlogging
154 locked fire exits
153 unmarked math tests
152 lost letters to santa
151 stations of static
150 thousand records from a landfill
149 blocked taken parking spots
148 seconds of farting
147 buckets of chloroform
146 awards from the junos
145 netflix specials
144 birds sewn together
143 trips to michael jackson
142 donations to bono
141 fatal paper cuts
140 years of winter
139 doctors working the whole week whistling??
138 wigs made of guitar string
137-dollar gift card to the p-rn store
136 spices on a spice rack
135 plagues if locusts
134 people standing in a line to nowheree
133 … hats
132 darts thrown at a dartboard
131 moments of silence
130 copies of “[?]” on dvd
129 stolen credit cards
128 hour-long [?] song
127 choking rockstars
126 kids from the ’90s
125 finger discount
124 shiny nickels
123 bottles of beer on the wall
122 endangered species
121 kids in a hot car
120 cancelled concerts
119 plates of nachos
118 dogs with b-n-rs
117 percent chance of showers
116 dreams worth keeping
115 bad origami
114 voice messages from my mother
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 174]
on the 174th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
174 seg-ssem desrever
173 tickets to the air show
172 financial advisors
171 trips to coney island
170 people with a podcast
169 haha
168 wheels on a bigwig
167 mcdonalds points saving for the footie
166 jelly snake bites
165 keys to the city
164 degrees of separation
163 chickens with their heads cut off
162 angels in a [?]
161 unmarked tombstones
160 parades for the holidays
159 special snowflakes
158 turns at a ring toss game
157 tattoos on my forehead
156 herbs and spices
155 vloggers vlogging
154 locked fire exits
153 unmarked math tests
152 lost letters to santa
151 stations of static
150 thousand records from a landfill
149 blocked taken parking spots
148 seconds of farting
147 buckets of chloroform
146 awards from the junos
145 netflix specials
144 birds sewn together
143 trips to michael jackson
142 donations to bono
141 fatal paper cuts
140 years of winter
139 doctors working the whole week whistling??
138 wigs made of guitar string
137-dollar gift card to the p-rn store
136 spices on a spice rack
135 plagues if locusts
134 people standing in a line to nowheree
133 … hats
132 darts thrown at a dartboard
131 moments of silence
130 copies of “[?]” on dvd
129 stolen credit cards
128 hour-long [?] song
127 choking rockstars
126 kids from the ’90s
125 finger discount
124 shiny nickels
123 bottles of beer on the wall
122 endangered species
121 kids in a hot car
120 cancelled concerts
119 plates of nachos
118 dogs with b-n-rs
117 percent chance of showers
116 dreams worth keeping
115 bad origami
114 voice messages from my mother
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 175]
on the 175th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
175 people who think they’re waiting for the subway
174 seg-ssem desrever
173 tickets to the air show
172 financial advisors
171 trips to coney island
170 people with a podcast
169 haha
168 wheels on a bigwig
167 mcdonalds points saving for the footie
166 jelly snake bites
165 keys to the city
164 degrees of separation
163 chickens with their heads cut off
162 angels in a [?]
161 unmarked tombstones
160 parades for the holidays
159 special snowflakes
158 turns at a ring toss game
157 tattoos on my forehead
156 herbs and spices
155 vloggers vlogging
154 locked fire exits
153 unmarked math tests
152 lost letters to santa
151 stations of static
150 thousand records from a landfill
149 blocked taken parking spots
148 seconds of farting
147 buckets of chloroform
146 awards from the junos
145 netflix specials
144 birds sewn together
143 trips to michael jackson
142 donations to bono
141 fatal paper cuts
140 years of winter
139 doctors working the whole week whistling??
138 wigs made of guitar string
137-dollar gift card to the p-rn store
136 spices on a spice rack
135 plagues if locusts
134 people standing in a line to nowheree
133 … hats
132 darts thrown at a dartboard
131 moments of silence
130 copies of “[?]” on dvd
129 stolen credit cards
128 hour-long [?] song
127 choking rockstars
126 kids from the ’90s
125 finger discount
124 shiny nickels
123 bottles of beer on the wall
122 endangered species
121 kids in a hot car
120 cancelled concerts
119 plates of nachos
118 dogs with b-n-rs
117 percent chance of showers
116 dreams worth keeping
115 bad origami
114 voice messages from my mother
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 176]
on the 176th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
176 treats from costco
175 people who think they’re waiting for the subway
174 seg-ssem desrever
173 tickets to the air show
172 financial advisors
171 trips to coney island
170 people with a podcast
169 haha
168 wheels on a bigwig
167 mcdonalds points saving for the footie
166 jelly snake bites
165 keys to the city
164 degrees of separation
163 chickens with their heads cut off
162 angels in a [?]
161 unmarked tombstones
160 parades for the holidays
159 special snowflakes
158 turns at a ring toss game
157 tattoos on my forehead
156 herbs and spices
155 vloggers vlogging
154 locked fire exits
153 unmarked math tests
152 lost letters to santa
151 stations of static
150 thousand records from a landfill
149 blocked taken parking spots
148 seconds of farting
147 buckets of chloroform
146 awards from the junos
145 netflix specials
144 birds sewn together
143 trips to michael jackson
142 donations to bono
141 fatal paper cuts
140 years of winter
139 doctors working the whole week whistling??
138 wigs made of guitar string
137-dollar gift card to the p-rn store
136 spices on a spice rack
135 plagues if locusts
134 people standing in a line to nowheree
133 … hats
132 darts thrown at a dartboard
131 moments of silence
130 copies of “[?]” on dvd
129 stolen credit cards
128 hour-long [?] song
127 choking rockstars
126 kids from the ’90s
125 finger discount
124 shiny nickels
123 bottles of beer on the wall
122 endangered species
121 kids in a hot car
120 cancelled concerts
119 plates of nachos
118 dogs with b-n-rs
117 percent chance of showers
116 dreams worth keeping
115 bad origami
114 voice messages from my mother
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 177]
on the 177th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
177 seash-lls by the seash0r-
176 treats from costco
175 people who think they’re waiting for the subway
174 seg-ssem desrever
173 tickets to the air show
172 financial advisors
171 trips to coney island
170 people with a podcast
169 haha
168 wheels on a bigwig
167 mcdonalds points saving for the footie
166 jelly snake bites
165 keys to the city
164 degrees of separation
163 chickens with their heads cut off
162 angels in a [?]
161 unmarked tombstones
160 parades for the holidays
159 special snowflakes
158 turns at a ring toss game
157 tattoos on my forehead
156 herbs and spices
155 vloggers vlogging
154 locked fire exits
153 unmarked math tests
152 lost letters to santa
151 stations of static
150 thousand records from a landfill
149 blocked taken parking spots
148 seconds of farting
147 buckets of chloroform
146 awards from the junos
145 netflix specials
144 birds sewn together
143 trips to michael jackson
142 donations to bono
141 fatal paper cuts
140 years of winter
139 doctors working the whole week whistling??
138 wigs made of guitar string
137-dollar gift card to the p-rn store
136 spices on a spice rack
135 plagues if locusts
134 people standing in a line to nowhere
133 … hats
132 darts thrown at a dartboard
131 moments of silence
130 copies of “[?]” on dvd
129 stolen credit cards
128 hour-long [?] song
127 choking rockstars
126 kids from the ’90s
125 finger discount
124 shiny nickels
123 bottles of beer on the wall
122 endangered species
121 kids in a hot car
120 cancelled concerts
119 plates of nachos
118 dogs with b-n-rs
117 percent chance of showers
116 dreams worth keeping
115 bad origami
114 voice messages from my mother
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 178]
on the 178th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
178 stocking stuffers
177 seash-lls by the seash0r-
176 treats from costco
175 people who think they’re waiting for the subway
174 seg-ssem desrever
173 tickets to the air show
172 financial advisors
171 trips to coney island
170 people with a podcast
169 haha
168 wheels on a bigwig
167 mcdonalds points saving for the footie
166 jelly snake bites
165 keys to the city
164 degrees of separation
163 chickens with their heads cut off
162 angels in a [?]
161 unmarked tombstones
160 parades for the holidays
159 special snowflakes
158 turns at a ring toss game
157 tattoos on my forehead
156 herbs and spices
155 vloggers vlogging
154 locked fire exits
153 unmarked math tests
152 lost letters to santa
151 stations of static
150 thousand records from a landfill
149 blocked taken parking spots
148 seconds of farting
147 buckets of chloroform
146 awards from the junos
145 netflix specials
144 birds sewn together
143 trips to michael jackson
142 donations to bono
141 fatal paper cuts
140 years of winter
139 doctors working the whole week whistling??
138 wigs made of guitar string
137-dollar gift card to the p-rn store
136 spices on a spice rack
135 plagues if locusts
134 people standing in a line to nowheree
133 … hats
132 darts thrown at a dartboard
131 moments of silence
130 copies of “[?]” on dvd
129 stolen credit cards
128 hour-long [?] song
127 choking rockstars
126 kids from the ’90s
125 finger discount
124 shiny nickels
123 bottles of beer on the wall
122 endangered species
121 kids in a hot car
120 cancelled concerts
119 plates of nachos
118 dogs with b-n-rs
117 percent chance of showers
116 dreams worth keeping
115 bad origami
114 voice messages from my mother
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
[verse 179]
on the 179th day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
179 [?]
178 stocking stuffers
177 seash-lls by the seash0r-
176 treats from costco
175 people who think they’re waiting for the subway
174 seg-ssem desrever
173 tickets to the air show
172 financial advisors
171 trips to coney island
170 people with a podcast
169 haha
168 wheels on a bigwig
167 mcdonalds points saving for the footie
166 jelly snake bites
165 keys to the city
164 degrees of separation
163 chickens with their heads cut off
162 angels in a [?]
161 unmarked tombstones
160 parades for the holidays
159 special snowflakes
158 turns at a ring toss game
157 tattoos on my forehead
156 herbs and spices
155 vloggers vlogging
154 locked fire exits
153 unmarked math tests
152 lost letters to santa
151 stations of static
150 thousand records from a landfill
149 blocked taken parking spots
148 seconds of farting
147 buckets of chloroform
146 awards from the junos
145 netflix specials
144 birds sewn together
143 trips to michael jackson
142 donations to bono
141 fatal paper cuts
140 years of winter
139 doctors working the whole week whistling??
138 wigs made of guitar string
137-dollar gift card to the p-rn store
136 spices on a spice rack
135 plagues if locusts
134 people standing in a line to nowheree
133 … hats
132 darts thrown at a dartboard
131 moments of silence
130 copies of “[?]” on dvd
129 stolen credit cards
128 hour-long [?] song
127 choking rockstars
126 kids from the ’90s
125 finger discount
124 shiny nickels
123 bottles of beer on the wall
122 endangered species
121 kids in a hot car
120 cancelled concerts
119 plates of nachos
118 dogs with b-n-rs
117 percent chance of showers
116 dreams worth keeping
115 bad origami
114 voice messages from my mother
113 texts from my mother
112 calls from my mother
111 severe concussions
110 uncomfortable feelings
109 rats in a computer
108 facts about canada
107 thoughts of p-ssion
106 tampered pancakes
105 turtlenecks
104 paul simon concerts
103 gender ident-ties
102 signs of depression
101 golden retrievers
100 inside stds
99 parking tickets
98 well-behaved house plants
97 valuable lessons
96 sides of salad
95 unpaid mob debts
94 allergic reactions
93 girls named marvin
92 plant-based options
91 walmart shoppers
90 rowdy housewives
89 ideas
88 clouds of vapor
87 -ssh0l-s behind it
86 sunday drivers
85 lazy millennials
84 greasy barbers
83 fired staffers
82 [?] strangers
81 tangled blankets
80 inmates raging
79 tv dinners
78 addicts tweaking
77 ticking time bombs
76 fire bangers
75 signs from god
74 pieces of f-cking sh…
73 useful airlines
72 eager virgins
71 rotting implants
70 unpaid interns
69, hahaha!
68 57’s
67 toms a-peeping
66 bleeding bagpipes
65 dancing earthworms
64 artificial napkins
63 lucky pennies
62 soaring skateboards
61 farmers plumbing
60 independent women
59 process math books
58 useless coupons
57 magic bullets
56 [?] autographs
55 cast reunions
54 broken condoms
53 penned google icons?
52 walmart greeters
51 verse ideas
50 totaled cop cars
49 extra french hens
48 lakes of gravy
47 poison trumpets
46 haunted branches
45 product placements
44 orphan children
43 sulking singles
42 cryptic athletes
41 altered archie’s
40 sensitive subjects
39 pounds of pizza
38 pampered matches
37 dirty nylons
36 boxes of kleenex
35 dreams that crumbled
34 pokémon slammers
33 poison apples
32 bags of okra
31 evil robots
30 broken babies
29 racist hot wheels
28 leading retinas
27 santa outfits
26 christmas snails
25 boxes of pudding
24 [?] tokens
23 confusing death threats
22 brown fedoras
21 silly sneakers
20 silenced children
19 laughing elmo’s
18 jazzy saxes
17 tic tacs
16 sticky band-aids
15 fingers bending
14 singing furby’s
13 comfy cushions
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!
Lirik lagu lainnya:
- lirik lagu group home - up against the wall (getaway car mix)
- lirik lagu el matador - évasion
- lirik lagu jessica domingo - tainted
- lirik lagu trace - like hell
- lirik lagu jallow - sidemen beef round 2 (ksi, deji, sidemen diss track)
- lirik lagu kid zag - chinci
- lirik lagu shigeto - grandma's words / rise out of the stone
- lirik lagu fisher kay - ugly
- lirik lagu auryn - get ya flowers
- lirik lagu r. stevie moore and jason falkner - another day slips away