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lirik lagu jonathan coulton - sweet information

[intro: john hodgman]

penguin audio presents: the areas of my expertise, written and read by me, john hodgman. jonathan, would you go ahead and play the theme song, please?

[verse 1: jonathan coulton]

now is the time when the world really needs him
wisdom is out of our reach
out of the wasteland, there comes a redeemer
whose only desire is to teach

don’t waste your time at some fancy college
forget that, there’s too much to read
an audiobook of complеte world knowledge
is all you’ll еver need

[interlude: john hodgman]

you have purchased or stolen the full 95~cd audio instructional program entitled the areas of my expertise. that is actually the shorthand title for the program; you may be interested in the full title, which is as follows: an almanac of complete world knowledge compiled with instructive annotation and arranged in useful order by myself, john hodgman, a professional writer, in the areas of my expertise, which include: matters historical, matters literary, matters cryptozoological, hobo matters, food, drink & cheese (a kind of food), squirrels & lobsters & eels, haircuts, utopia, what will happen in the future, and most other subjects

[verse 2: jonathan coulton]

most other subjects include having asthma
and tipping in fancy hotels
terrible haircuts, dungeons and dragons
monsters and magical spells
all of travels are finally over
you’re safe now, there’s nothing to fear
so tip back a glass of your favorite beverage
you’re lucky to be here

because tonight
you’re holding the key
that fits in a lock
that opens the door
which shows you a room
that’s holding a heart
that’s pumping the blood
that’s feeding your brain with information
sweet information
sweet information

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