lirik lagu jonathan coulton - big dick farts a polka
now deep in pennsylvania near where route 180 ends
there’s a humble house of brick and wood and gl-ss
the tiny home of rich wojcinski, big d-ck to his
friends
who despite his name is famous for what issues from his
-ss
every tuesday night at the legion hall
bring a can of glade and have a ball
everybody loves when big d-ck farts a polka
everyone who hears can’t help but dance
someone better get him a change of pants
everybody loves when big d-ck farts a polka
now big d-ck started dinner with some cabbage and some
greens
some broccoli, a pair of turkey legs
some jalapeño poppers and a tub of kidney beans
several liters of cream soda and a dozen deviled eggs
every tuesday night at the legion hall
bring a can of glade and have a ball
everybody loves when big d-ck farts a polka
everyone who hears can’t help but dance
someone better get him a change of pants
everybody loves when big d-ck farts a polka
they say that grown men cried the day that big d-ck
p-ssed away
the ladies wailed, their shoulders sadly stooped
and though there were no instruments a band began to
play
and the air was filled with music and it smelled like
someone p–ped
every tuesday night at the legion hall
bring a can of glade and have a ball
everybody loves when big d-ck farts a polka
everyone who hears can’t help but dance
someone better get him a change of pants
everybody loves when big d-ck farts a polka
everybody loves when big d-ck farts a polka
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