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lirik lagu jofo - 3blew1blown

[intro]
dear math b~tch
these kids ain’t showin’ up
love, your main man
yes, one plus one equals the two of us
plus one more would be nice, though
maybe jill from the cafeteria
or your sister lisa. you know, when she’s legal

[verse 1]
i do my math all day and in my slumber
body count’s higher than graham’s number
call me x~ray ’cause i’m high on the spectrum
i filled her up in her latus r~ct~m
i span r^4 you can call me a basis
try fitting me in a three by three matrix
i’m past 3d ain’t got edges or faces
that girl be letting me run all the bases

[verse 2]
she can transform me like fourier
she got better curves than bézier
i start with velocity, end with viscosity
i’m a monstrosity every day
i make her yodel, she calls me gödel
’cause without me she feels so incomplete
and no one could ever say no to this beat
and unlike my lyrics my math is discrete
[verse 3]
college math has been getting on my nerves
they call me the derivative
’cause i lie tangent to her curves
i’m the kama sutra of numbers
a mathematical thesaurus
no, i’m not a fan of star signs
but i treat her like a torus

[verse 4]
my sections are conic, depression is chronic
my series harmonic, but i’m idiotic
my lines asymptotic, my rhymes are hypnotic
my tricks hyperbolic, my arcs parabolic
i’m alcoholic, but i can’t stand the taste of beer
’cause i’m an emotional wreck from georgia tech
and i can’t even engineer

[verse 5]
you can’t outdo me, i’m the god of rhythm
all natural like the logarithm
i’m under her curve like a riemann sum
yeah, i paint her white with my se~

[skit]
sound engineer: aw, wait, hold on, hold on a second, cut it right there. are you crazy? you can’t say that stuff in your song
jofo: bro, why’d you cut my song? what’s wrong with it?
sound engineer: dude, ’cause, like, imagine one day your song just blows up and goes viral, and you got all these little fortnite kids just listening to your stuff, and you’re talking about bézier curves and some mathematical terms, and then they hear this. dude, that’s inappropriate. what would the parents think about this?
jofo: so what do you wanna do about it?
sound engineer: i say we just scr~p it, let’s just~ just redo that verse
jofo: all right, fine
[verse 6]
she be goin’ down and up like a sine wave
makin’ my body go convex to concave
i got so many mathematical theories
the only taylor i like is the series
i don’t know anything about topology
i hope i taught you some math and biology
the birds and bees and some binary trees
i don’t care how bad this is, no apologies
a product’s the only time i like the cross
she can transform me again like laplace
i got women pouring endless like maclaurin
when it comes to scoring and math, i’m the boss

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