lirik lagu joe hendry - banned from diving (parody of i am)
[intro]
get ready to dive!
[verse 1]
when your 300 pounds
but you can’t sit still
you spend all your money
on hospital bills
from jumpin’ out the ring
and being a nuisance
your dives invalidate
tna’s insurance
you made a song for me
but i’m too fast
every time you dive
you land on your ass
[chorus)
you are
you are
banned from diving
you are
you are
banned from diving
[verse 2]
you couldn’t dive here
so you went to the sea
you traveled the ocean
so you could be free
but you paid a bunch of models
to get on your boat
but they all laughed
when you hit the top rope
there’s only 2 things
that you need at sea
3 hot women
and your best friend steve
[chorus]
you are
you are
banned from diving
you are
you are
banned from diving
[outro]
you are
you are
banned from diving
you are
you are
banned from diving
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