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lirik lagu jhomez - call me crazy clown (remake)

[verse]
they call me a crazy clown, i’m hired for your kid’s birthday parties
hyped up on yayo, jugglin chainsaws, pop xans like smarties
wear big floppy shoes, squirtin seltzer, honk my nose
doped up off the powder, scarin little kids wherever i goes
ridin unicycles, falling on my ass, ha ha ha they laugh (ha)
dusted out in make~up, wig all nappy, pants real baggy
kids all terrified, mom and dad real mad at me (uh huh)
but they can’t kick me out, contract signed, i’m gettin this paper
f~ck them little snot~nosed germ bags, i’m tryna score from their neighbor
after thе gig i creep around back to their patio
rail a line off their tablе, now i’m ready for the show

[hook]
they call me crazy clown, i’m the illest around
doped up, trippin, i’ma freak your kids out
with my wig and my nose, high on blow
i’m the craziest clown that you ever gonna know

[verse]
sniffin nose candy, i’m feelin unsteady
i’m that dusted out clown, gettin head from your teddy (f~ck yea)
parents hired me but they don’t know i’m tweakin
i’m freakin these kids out, their innocence i’m stealin
f~ck your birthday cake, i need a f~ckin steak
to go with all this cocaine i’m about to intake (woo)
i’m seein double, now there’s two of your mother
one of me ain’t enough so i think i’ll go f~ck her (let’s go)
stumble to the bathroom, need to take a p~ss
your dad walks in and says “ayo what the f~ck is this!?”
i’m at the wrong house, this ain’t even my gig
pull my pants up, grab my sh~t, and i split
but i left my bag of schneef on the f~ckin sink
now yo pops knows my secret, i need to f~ckin think
i crept back in the crib, he’s callin 5~0
i smashed him with my jugglin pin, now it’s time to go
[hook]
they call me crazy clown, i’m the illest around
doped up, trippin, i’ma freak your kids out
with my wig and my nose, high on blow
i’m the craziest clown that you ever gonna know

[verse]
now i’m pullin up faded to the next party, it’s crackin
pop the trunk, grab my props, nose and wig i’m packin
chug some codeine syrup, swallow oxycontin pills
got my face paint and big shoes, i’m ready to get ill (ill)
walk inside, kids run in fear, parents full of doubt
got my chainsaw revved up, now everybody freakin out
cuttin up the cake, slicin presents left and right
birthday boy cryin like “mommy make him leave tonight”
now i’m really in my zone, got the whole fam doomed
grab a kid’s bike, start ridin round the living room
pop a wheelie, crash into the tv, whoops
chug a four loko, now i’m ready to cut loose

[hook]
they call me crazy clown, i’m the illest around
doped up, trippin, i’ma freak your kids out
with my wig and my nose, high on blow
i’m the craziest clown that you ever gonna know
[verse]
after that four loko, i’m on demon time
grabbed the birthday boy, yeah party goin prime
pin the tail on the donkey except with a butcher knife
blindfold him, spin him around, 40 f~ckin times
he’s gigglin with glee, what’s he gonna do? i don’t know let’s see
stabbin in the darkness, i’m dodgin, parents scream
kid can’t see sh~t, he keeps missin, knife blade gleams
dad tries to stop it, but he ain’t that quick
kid turns and slashes, gets dad right in the d~ck (f~ck)
dad drops down groanin, clutchin his sack
blood starts soakin through, stainin his slacks
i take advantage, grab my bag and start to ransack
grab what i can, take a hit of crack, as i dip out the back

[outro]
they call me crazy clown, i’m the illest around
doped up, trippin, i’ma freak your kids out
with my wig and my nose, high on blow
i’m the craziest clown that you ever gonna know

- lirik lagu jhomez

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